Chapter 22: Lu 4
"Fuck off!" Zhang Siyang scolded.
The village chief is not a good stubble, leading a few villagers over, also over fifty years old, with frowns and horizontal eyes on his square face, without half a polite softness.
"Don't you say it's a fart, Lao Tzu has to take care of the work of a village, and I don't have time to quarrel with you here!"
He glanced at the black coffin next to him and said, "For my sake, you are Wang Shanghuai's friends, I don't care about you today, but if you dare to bury it, two words, get out!" ”
"Mr. Wang was a Taoist disciple when he was alive, why doesn't he care about such a low-level thing?"
A soft and lazy voice suddenly sounded in the crowd, without any emotion, and the girl's fearless timbre made the group of rough people present feel a trace of inexplicable creeping.
The strange feeling crept up their backs, and when the villagers looked over, they saw only a strangely dressed girl lazily leaning against the wall.
It was Li Wuyuan.
Xu Ran was just busy persuading and beware of Zhang Siyang being beaten to death, but he didn't expect this.
The village chief didn't notice this girl, and was stunned for a moment before he sneered solemnly and meanly:
"Let's be honest, even if the deceased is the greatest, Lao Tzu is not in the mood to drop two cat urine for this kind of person here, what he did before his death has no face to tell you, and now he can't say it. His reputation in our village has long been rotten, and he is locked in the house every day, no one asks him for help, and of course he has no face to help, of course he doesn't care. ”
"Fuck you!" Zhang Siyang is now angry to the extreme, and his temper is a little bit, if it weren't for Qi Lei and Xu Ran pulling, it is estimated that he would have rushed out long ago.
"Lao Zhang! Can you calm down! Xu Ran couldn't help but warn him in a low voice.
Zhang Siyang yelled at him: "How can you tell Lao Tzu to be calm!" People are still lying here, what do you listen to this grandson! ”
"Shut up!"
Qi Lei's head was full of sweat, he actually wanted to show his identity as a policeman, but there were poor mountains and rivers here, and the police might not be able to play any role.
"Village Chief, can you tell us what happened to Mr. Wang?" Xu Ran asked patiently.
The village chief glanced at him and snorted coldly: "Don't ask about this kind of thing, it's a shame for Lao Tzu to say it." ”
Zhang Siyang: "You don't fucking fart!" Lao Tzu has been with him for more than ten years, can you not know who he is? ”
The village chief seemed too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and his eyes were in the sky: "Anyway, I brought someone over today, there is only one sentence, if you dare to insist on burial, don't blame the villagers for not being humane." ”
"Drought Fish, within a hundred days after death, a special corpse change that may occur when the corpse is not completely decomposed, there is no grass on the grave, the grave is seeping water, and it haunts at night, and it generally does not have much attack power."
In front of everyone's eyes, Li Wuyuan said slowly as he walked in front of the crowd.
She pointed at Zhang Siyang: "This is a well-known Maoshan Taoist priest in Liudao Village, and he has no grudges against you, why don't you let him try it?" ”
Xu Ran was stunned - she gave Zhang Siyang a good opportunity.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Siyang didn't think so, glared at Li Wuyuan and shouted: "Dead girl, don't interrupt, ask Lao Tzu to go to Lao Tzu and don't do it!" ”
The village chief's face, which had just been a little thoughtful, immediately disappeared again.
"Little girl, do you hear that? We can't afford to invite this nobleman! ”
"My master is too excited now, his brain is not clear, I am his chief disciple, so I agreed for him first." Xu Ran said hurriedly.
Zhang Siyang's eyes widened, and he opened his mouth to scold, but Xu Ran immediately said again: "As long as there is no exception for the drought, you agree with us to choose a site for Mr. Wang to be buried?" ”
Zhang Siyang was stunned.
The village chief hesitated for a moment and nodded: "As long as you catch that thing and show it to the public, the villagers will naturally agree." ”
Xu Ran knew that Zhang Siyang should have listened to it, and finally slowly let go of his hand and smiled politely at the village chief.
"Okay, that's a deal."
When the village chief led the people away, Zhang Siyang pushed Qi Lei away and scolded at the gate: "Bullshit! The pig's nose is stuck with two green onions, and it is considered to be an elephant! ”
Xu Ran knew that he wouldn't be relieved if he didn't scold, anyway, the other party couldn't hear it, and he didn't bother to stop it.
He turned his head to look at Li Wuyuan for a while, and said, "Do you still know about this thing?" ”
Li Wuyuan: "It's because you don't know." ”
Xu Ran grinned at the corners of his mouth as if he had a toothache, and he didn't know how to go back for a while.
After Zhang Siyang calmed down, he couldn't help but interject: "It's just a few fucking unformed zongzi, killing this thing is not like a skewer of mutton." ”
Li Wuyuan glanced at him lightly.
Xu Ran nodded: "In this case, let's help you catch the drought fish first, so that Mr. Wang can settle in the ground as soon as possible." ”
Zhang Siyang glanced at Li Wuyuan rather unkindly, and snorted: "No need!" Lao Tzu can catch it by himself. ”
"You kid, come and help me at night!" After he finished speaking, he shouted at Qi Lei again.
Qi Lei has a good temper and has always been neutral, and after being named by Zhang Siyang, he had no choice but to respond dryly.
Night soon fell, and the late summer evening breeze blew through the low farmhouse courtyards, and the thatched roofs were punctuated with the faint sound of rustling.
Li Wuyuan reluctantly pestled outside the fence wall of a certain yard, looking at Xu Ran, who was advancing with his waist forward, his eyes were very impatient.
"He said he didn't need our help, why do you have to come?"
Xu Ran just wanted to say something, but when he turned his head and saw her standing so upright, he was so frightened that he immediately got up and pulled her into the dark.
"You stand in such a conspicuous place, do you want to die!" He whispered reproach.
Li Wuyuan didn't want to take him seriously, and said lazily: "It's just a few drought, and I'm not afraid." ”
Xu Ran glanced at her: "You think too much, I'm afraid you'll scare them away." ”
Li Wuyuan quickly pinched his waist.
At this time, there was a sudden sound of the owner opening the door in the courtyard.
An orange light leaked from the crack in the door and spread on the dry dirt floor, and a man yawned from the room.
Xu Ran grabbed Li Wuyuan's hand to prevent her from moving again. The two of them happened to be in the aisle of the two houses, with walls on both sides.
The man walked over sleepily as he unbelted his trousers, and then began to urinate on the fence wall next to Xu Ran and Li Wuyuan.
"I ......"
Li Wuyuan was about to scold something, but Xu Ran reached out to cover his mouth, although the light was not good, he could still see that the other party was doing his best to signal her not to startle the snake.
Li Wuyuan glared at him in annoyance, and then involuntarily looked towards the sound of water pouring over the fence.
Xu Ran didn't think about it, and his palm quickly moved up, blindfolding her eyes.
"Li Wuyuan, you give me a moderation!"
Sensing that the man was already out of convenience, she was lifting her pants and going back to the house, so Xu Ran buried it in her ear and warned viciously.
Li Wuyuan proved his pure heart without sincerity: "I can't see it in the dark." ”
Xu Ran asked: "You are not a blind cat, you are stupid to me?" ”
Li Wuyuan tugged at the corners of his mouth, unable to refute it.
The door of the master's house was closed, and the lights were gone, except for the smell of urine, and everything had returned to the silence of the night.
Of course, mosquitoes are an exception.
Li Wuyuan irritably chased away the mosquitoes buzzing in his ears, and said, "Are you sure you can squat here?" ”
Xu Ran: "Basically, I asked people around here, and they all said that there is a decrease in the number of poultry, and I think this neighborhood should be the most frequent place for that thing - hey, damn it, why are there so many mosquitoes!" ”
Li Wuyuan: "Then are we going to stay here all night?" ”
Xu Ran heard the reluctance in her tone, and the corners of her mouth hooked: "What?" Not happy? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a soft thud on the ground.
Xu Ran tilted his head slightly, his side face was painful, and Li Wuyuan spread out his palm and showed him the dead mosquito in the palm of his hand.
“……”
Xu Ran took out a tissue from his trouser pocket and threw it to her.
"Rub."
He then looked around, only to see the four fields and the night sky, as if it was an ordinary night.
Is that really the same thing as the legend suggests?
Just thinking about it, Li Wuyuan folded the used tissue in half twice, and then reached out and gently wiped the little mosquito blood remaining on Xu Ran's face.
Xu Ran had just come up with a little complicated thought, but he was interrupted by such a small action from her.
He looked at the other party's flawless face under the moonlight, and thought to himself that there were still Zhang Siyang and Qi Lei anyway, even if he was lazy for a while, it didn't matter.
"There's a knife on the head of the color word,"
After Li Wuyuan finished speaking without raising his head, he put the dirty tissue back into his pocket, and then raised his eyes and smiled: "Peek for so long, want to kiss me?" ”
Even if Xu Ran originally had this idea, he was confused by her adulterous tone.
"Please, make a face." He said disdainfully.
Li Wuyuan looked at him unconvincedly, and then his body pasted.
Xu Ran hurriedly stepped back, his back against the wall.
“…… Dead cat, you're welcome to come over again! ”
He put his hands at the sides of his head, turned his face sideways, and did not dare to turn his head to look at her, so he could only warn angrily.
Li Wuyuan stretched out his index finger and slashed it across his thin shirt as if it were weak and boneless, and where his fingertips touched, the thick temperature was clearly audible.
"You're welcome to show me?"
Li Wuyuan's voice was soft but there was no one in his eyes: "When did you only talk big words, but in fact you didn't dare to move?" ”
Xu Ran was slightly stunned.
After a long time, he sneered softly: "Big talk? ”
Xu Ran licked his lips slowly, his light red lips and silver-white moonlight made his whole life look a little indescribable.
He twisted his face back, the tip of his nose almost rubbing against Li Wuyuan.
"I wanted to be a gentleman, you don't like hooligans, do you?"
"Poof......
Li Wuyuan pursed his lips and smiled secretly, his butterfly-like long eyelashes swept up and down, and he said in a whisper: "Whoever said it, I don't like gentlemen and hooligans, I only like you." ”
In a trance, the heartbeat seemed to be empty, and the glasses on the bridge of Xu Ran's nose slid down lightly without warning.