At the foot of Qingcheng Mountain~ Bai Suzhen, a thousand years in the cave~ Get this body...... Ahh.......hhh Yes!

"Sister, why don't you sing?"

"Sister, don't change, the big bald head took a bowl and detained me."

"Sister, you hold on, Qing'er will come to save you."

"Don't, don't, ahhhh Ahhhh......h

"Sister, sister?"

The shiny big bald head, one hand pressed the broken bowl, and the other hand raised it and touched it back and forth twice on the top of his head, "His grandmother's, grandpa's name is Tang Sanvisc, not Fahai." ”

"Hehe, I'm sorry, the system doesn't have to be a little rusty for a long time, grandpa, let's do it again, don't you have another chance?" An immature child's voice remembered in Tang San's mind.

Suddenly, the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and purple colored light flowed under the big bald head, "Wait, wait a minute!" Wrong type, do something, it's not too late to go! ”

Tang Sanchuan was born with dizziness, never bathed, did not wash clothes, did not brush his teeth, and never drank water, and the water in his body was also replenished by eating fruits. Because it was too dirty, after graduating from college, I couldn't find a job to beg for food on the streets, and I slept in a garbage can at night, and was hit by a broken bowl thrown in the middle of the night, and got two chances to cross.

Tang Sanxuan immediately started the crossing, and for the first time he wore it to the foot of Qingcheng Mountain in the Southern Song Dynasty, and possessed Fahai, who peeked at Bai Suzhen's transformation, and when he saw Bai Suzhen changing clothes with snake skin, he tried his best to stop it.

It's a pity that the power of the broken bowl in his hand is not small, and he knocked a smooth and slippery, white beauty back to its original form, "Xiaobai, it seems that you have a fate with the Buddha, don't look for your little shepherd boy, now that Xiao Xianrou has been ordered to block, it will be the spring of our greasy uncle in the future." ”

"Okay, you big monk, I'll bite you to death."

The green light flashed in the grass, and a little girl in green clothes of twelve or thirteen years old flew out, and pounced on Tang Sanvisc, biting Sanvisc's arm with a mouthful of small white teeth.

"Ahh Bah, it's so sour, it smells! The sour smell rushed straight to her brain, and the little girl immediately went limp.

The big bald broken bowl flew out, and the little girl was also covered, and when she picked it up again, the little girl had turned into a seven-inch-long little green snake.

"Bold bald donkey, where did the stinky monk come from, dare to take away my apprentice?" A sharp rebuke came.

"It's not good, it's Lishan's mother, small bowl, wear it quickly!"

Colorful lights flowed under his feet, and finally formed a white light that soared into the sky.

The goosebump-haired old woman looked up at the sky, "Seven stars streamer? It's so fast! Can't catch up. ”

In the pillar of light, Tang San's internal organs kept chanting: "Little bowl, this is the last time, you must not make a mistake, otherwise Lao Tzu will smash you to pieces." ”

"Grandpa, don't worry, after this time, even if you don't smash it, I will break it myself." The immature child's voice in his mind said.

"Bowl, you drive slowly, Lao Tzu's requirements are not high, as long as they are not far apart."

"Grandpa, be quiet, don't talk to the driver, don't talk to me, don't talk about the location, you may overturn halfway."

"Okay, okay, I'll keep quiet and don't disturb your grandson."

"Bang!"

"His grandmother's, Lao Tzu shut up, why did he overturn?"

The white light around Tang San's viscera suddenly exploded, and the person was also thrown out, and the broken bowl in his hand was also broken, poof! One fell into the water.

Goo Doo ...... His grandmother's, Lao Tzu is dizzy!

"Dried shrimp tofu, so white and tender, it's a pity, good! Wonderful! "An old bald man with white eyebrows and a white beard with a mouth full of haws and a tick fell on a white and chubby baby.

"My Buddha has the virtue of a good life, such a good skin and meat can't be wasted, is it steamed and eaten? Or is it boiled and eaten? Or is it cured into bacon and eaten for a long time? ”

The old bald head has no hair, and the head that has not been troubled for decades suddenly started to worry.

"Grandpa, grandpa, wake up, you're going to be eaten."

"What? Have you been captured by a youkai? Hahahaha......"

Tang San heard the call of the broken bowl system in a daze, and as soon as he heard that he was going to be eaten, he immediately knew that he was wearing the right place this time, and he couldn't help but laugh.

It didn't matter if he laughed, but in the eyes of the old monk, there was a loud cry of a baby, and his face couldn't help but change, "Ah! It turned out to be a demon change, look at the palm! He raised his hand and slapped it towards the heart of the white baby.

"Ah~ahhhh......hhh Ahhhhh......h

"Poisonous?" The old bald head changed color in a frightening manner, and stared at the baby on the ground with a frightened face, "Shrimp tofu, sin and sin, the old man is just joking, Grandpa Buddha will spare the little grandson again!" ”

"His grandmother's turned into a baby, isn't it through the head?"

"Grandpa, you should always be content, fortunately it overturned, otherwise you would have to run to the merchant court."

"Car accidents, car accidents kill people. Forget it, I don't want to do so much, let's control this body first. ”

Tang Sanvisan sank his heart, and after adapting to this new body, he screamed for a long time, and finally was able to speak, but he had no teeth, and he spoke with a bit of a big tongue: "Around the soil fish, the is blind and the flowers are, and the cultivator is caught by a young master." ”

"Ahh The old bald man's whole arm was numb, but when he heard the baby's words, he was even more frightened, kneeling down and kowtowing, "The Buddha spares his life, the Buddha spares his life!" ”

"Giggle...... "Broken Bowl System giggled, "Grandpa, this old bald donkey probably thinks what your big tongue says is Tianzhu Sanskrit." ”

"Shut up, I'll be able to make it clear soon." Tang Sanvisan snorted in his mind, and then concentrated on studying it, this time it would be much better to speak again, "Old bald donkey, put your hand on my stomach again, and the master will detoxify you." ”

The old bald head was amazed that the baby, who was not yet full moon, was able to speak, and he was so frightened that he did not dare not listen, so he quickly put his hand on the child's belly, "Ah! "I was bitten again.

"Don't shout, this is to detoxify you, see if it's not numb?" Tang San's mouth is small, his mouth is immediately adapted to toothless speech, and he is not windy at all.

The old bald man was overjoyed, "Well, okay, okay!" ”

"Then don't hurry up and find milk for the master."

"Little ancestor, Lao Qu, this Qingyun Jinshan Temple is just an old monk for me, where can I have milk to drink."

"I don't care about this, I'll find it quickly." Tang San said viciously: "Otherwise, let Xiaobai bite you to death." ”

The old bald head raised his hand and scratched it twice on the scalp, and a layer of dandruff fell, and suddenly he laughed with yellow teeth, "Hehe, little ancestor, is there milk, I don't know if the same milky white thing is okay?" It's just a little less. ”

Tang Sanvisan saw the disgusting smile of the old bald head, and immediately understood what the old guy was talking about, and couldn't help but be furious, "Old bald donkey, are you looking for death?" ”

"Ah, I'm starving, whoa, whoa, whoa......" The child was really hungry and couldn't control it, and the doll cried.

"Wait a minute, the old man will come when he goes."

The old bald head walked for about ten minutes, and when he came back, he held a black bowl in his hand, and there was a large pool of milky white viscous liquid at the bottom of the bowl, and he forcibly broke the baby's mouth and poured more than ten milliliters of milky white liquid.

It's just that only two days later, the old bald head is already wilted and withered, and the baby is dying. In the end, there was really no way, so he went down the mountain and crossed the river to a nearby village to find a woman who had just given birth, and threw Tang Sanvisc, who was in a baby state, to the door of someone's house.

The Liang family is not good-looking, but he is still very kind, and when he heard Tang San's cry, he took him home to nurse him.

After Tang San's internal organs ate the nutrient solution that was rich in hundreds of millions of lives for two days, but the smell was sour, he was almost happy to die when he tasted the sweetness for the first time, and his two little hands tightly hugged Liang's cow-like plumpness, which was really extremely satisfying.

Time flies, the sun and the moon are like arrows, and soon three years passed, and the three organs were taken back to the temple by Elder Fa Ming of Qingyun Jinshan Temple, and practiced Buddhism with the master.

After flickering for 16 years, the old monk Fa Ming sat down and ascended to heaven, and went to the West Heaven to be blissful. The entire Jinshan Temple has become the dojo of Tang Sanviscera, this girl is lazy and doesn't like to take a bath, a good Buddhist disciple is almost like a begging flower.

In Kangjia Village, under Jinshan Temple, Tang Sanxuan came to the house of the nursing mother Liang with the bowl left for him by Elder Fa Ming to fast, "Amitabha, is there anyone?" ”

There was not much time to walk out of the house, and a pair of ten-year-old women came out of the house, it was Kang Hongxuan, the daughter of the nurse Liang, "Jiang Liu'er, why did you come down the mountain?" ”

Tang Sanchuan looked at the delicate and innocent Kang Hongxuan affectionately, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Sister, the old bald donkey is dead, and I am here to say goodbye to you." ”

"Come on, you haven't eaten yet! My sister will get you something to eat. Kang Hongxuan's soft little hand grabbed Tang San's internal organs and walked into the house.

After eating and drinking, Tang Sanchuan wiped his mouth with a monk's robe, "Sister, do you still have silver at home?" ”

Kang Hongxuan took out the dowry money that her mother saved for her on her deathbed, and gave it all to this younger brother who grew up with the same milk, "This is five taels of silver, the poor family is rich, I wish you a smooth journey." ”

"Thank you, sister, I will also chant Buddha every day to bless my sister to find a good husband, I'm leaving."