Chapter 2: Black Impermanence
Yusuke is a ruthless knife again: "! You're still doing it, aren't you? How can there still be human voices? Did you go on a stand? ”
The knife smashed down, and the entire screen began to flicker continuously, and then a sharp voice came out: "I am ...... Black impermanence! You kid...... How dare you be the messenger of this underworld...... Disrespect? ”
At this moment, Yusuke frowned and raised his hand again: "Which TV station is broadcasting horror movies?" ”
"You hear me clearly!"
The sharp voice became clear and coherent, and then a very simplified 'face' appeared on the screen: a circle, then two eyes and a mouth, like the simplest of emojis.
Then the meme's mouth began to move: "You little bastard dare to smash me? ”
At this moment, Yusuke was really taken aback: "What's the situation?" Is the cash register fine? ”
"Becoming a fine? How could this messenger be compared to those spirits? ”
"! So what kind of messenger are you? Forget it, what kind of messenger you are! I'll unplug it for you first! ”
As soon as he heard this, Facebook was a little panicked: "Don't get excited, listen to me to give you clearly!" ”
Then the shrill voice roared in a roaring tone, "I am the Earth's Emissary, Black Impermanence!" You've heard of black and white impermanence, right? I'm going to tell you everything in the easiest way now! No interruptions! No questions! ”
Then the voice said, "Ben Impermanence has come to you in the name of Yama, in order to carry out the will of Yama!" Come to your store and sell some of the underworld's stuff! To put it simply, we want you to be one of our distributors! Do you understand? Now what's the problem? ”
Yusuke was stunned for a moment, then asked in a low voice, "...... Didn't you say you weren't allowed to ask questions? ”
"Now you can ask!"
“…… Do you hurt if I hit your screen with my hand? ”
“…… Of course! This cash register is now the repository of the black impermanence! I must feel it when you hit me! ”
"Oh......"
Yusuke stood up and lifted the folding stool under his ass directly above his head, and then roared, "You still know it hurts, right?" It doesn't matter what impermanence you are! Shoot you to death and pretend to be forced in front of me! ”
", don't get excited! Listen to me slowly! ”
It took about ten minutes for Yusuke to finally figure out what was going on
Looking at his cash register, Yu Zhu complained: "You said that you are black and impermanent, why don't you even have a human form, and you still use my cash register to talk to me?" ”
Hei Wuchang's voice carried a wry smile: "If I appear directly, won't you be scared to death?" It took a while to enter your store just now, and you were scared, and your back was full of cold sweat? I think you should be a little more comfortable with it this way! ”
Yusuke scratched his head: "Okay, but I still have two questions: First, what do you want me to distribute?" Second, why did you find me at this small convenience store? ”
Hei Wuchang replied very simply: "The first question is very simple, you will know it right away, as for the second question: the things sold in the underworld will not be for the living, only the dead and things that are not human will be used, there are very few shops in your yang world that are still open in the middle of the night, not to mention that I checked the records: it seems that your shop has been closed during the day and only open at night for the past two years, right?" ”
Hearing this, Yusuke sighed and nodded.
Two years ago, when Yusuke was a sophomore in high school, the store was run by his parents, and it was open 24 hours a day. But one day two years ago, when I came home from school, I found that my parents had disappeared inexplicably.
I didn't leave a word for myself, I put all my mobile phones at home, and even the things at home were not missing, but the two people and the clothes they were wearing disappeared.
You Suke called the police, and there was no response after the police registered: a middle-aged couple suddenly disappeared together for no reason, which is indeed too unbelievable.
"Because your shop is often open at night, I will find you with some yin energy. Now, let's talk about management and look at that corner! ”
With the sound of black impermanence, Yusuke was surprised to see that in a corner of his convenience store, a brand new shelf suddenly appeared!
And there are boxes of things on the shelves, and the outer packaging boxes are gray, which looks like small urns.
"Yin Qi bento. It's a quick and easy food made from a variety of ingredients, similar to human instant noodles, ready to eat, and now you have a hundred servings on your shelves. In order to test your abilities, you have to sell this 100 copies of the Yin Qi bento within five days! If you can make it, I'll give you some small rewards! ”
Yusuke walked to the shelf and picked up a Yin Qi bento and looked at it carefully: this thing did look like a small urn, it looked like a wooden one on the outside, and there was a lid that could be opened, but there was something inside that was completely invisible, and it fluttered lightly in the hand, as if it had no weight at all.
Yusuke asked curiously, "Is this thing for ghosts?" How much does that one sell for? ”
This thing was obtained out of thin air, and if it could be sold for money, wouldn't it be distributed by itself?
Hei Wuyong replied in a sneering tone, "I know what you're thinking, but you have to be disappointed: all the goods I give you can't be sold for the currency of the human world, only for the currency used in the underworld. This currency is called the Five Emperor Coins, and it looks like copper coins on the outside, and each Yin Qi Bento is 5 Five Emperor Coins! ”
Hearing this, Yusuke was furious: "What did you say? Can't take money from humans? Then I sold these Yin Qi bento and collected 500 of them, what is the use of the Five Emperors' money? ”
At this moment, a woman walked into the convenience store, and the black impermanence immediately lost his voice.
This woman was about twenty-four or five years old, very beautiful and foreign-looking, well-dressed, and carrying a handbag with a Gucci logo in her hand, which looked like a small white-collar worker working nearby. But although she looks beautiful, she has dark circles in her eyes that can't be concealed at all. And the people who come in at this time must be overtimers.
"Boss, do you have instant noodles?" The girl looked at Yusuke with a tired look and asked, the whole person looked very tired, and she didn't bother to go to the shelves to find things by herself.
"Yes, it's all over there."
According to the shelf that Yusuke pointed to, the woman went to the shelf to take a closer look, and it seemed that she didn't find the type of instant noodles she liked, sighed and shook her head again, and then returned to Yusuke; "Forget it, boss, do you have hot water give me a cup, I want to rest for a while, I'm a little scared ......"
Yusuke poured a glass of water for the woman, and then asked puzzled, "Are you afraid?" Afraid of what? ”
"Boss, do you believe that there are ghosts in this world?"