Chapter 331: Year (3,000 words)

Sweat broke down my forehead.

Now this old weather is simply appalling.

Wang Zhongyun told us before that the way to fight the New Year beast in their village is to use laughter to drive away the New Year beast and avoid Chinese New Year's Eve half an hour before and after Chinese New Year's Eve, which is a New Year's Eve custom, symbolizing "joy and laughter for a year", using laughter to cross the New Year, and laughing to overcome the calamity.

From the beginning, I thought it was incredible.

Laugh for a whole hour, is that what a normal person can do?

It turned out that the villagers here used this terrible local method for generations, eating human flesh, using a yin technique similar to laughter, and forcing laughter to avoid Chinese New Year's Eve.

I said, "What a perverted traditional custom, and where does this doxxer come from..... It's worth exploring. ”

I looked up at the funeral parlor in front of me, and thoughtfully: no wonder this village is not popular for burial, but a funeral parlor was specially built to carry out the so-called cremation, and the bodies of these cremations were really burned.....

The villagers in the back of this village seem to be hiding something.

When night fell, it was very eerie and terrifying, and one building after another was buried in darkness.

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Officer Chen, you have studied the matter of eating human flesh, and those villagers are only afraid that they are really eating human flesh, so what should we do now?" ”

Chen Tian said: "Your dirty things, I did it for the first time, I used to commit homicides, but I think it's about the same, think about it in an orderly manner, there is a traditional custom in this village, laugh for a year, laugh for a year, and laugh for the New Year, the family of three who do not follow the rules does not laugh, and is killed by the Nian Beast, the Nian Beast hid on their corpses across the Chinese New Year's Eve, and escaped by cremation in the funeral home, in the boundary of this funeral parlor, half an hour before and after twelve o'clock, and there is no longer a limit to the annual Chinese New Year's Eve....."

I looked at the time, eleven thirty o'clock, we pinched back very accurately, hoping that we could look at the legendary year around twelve o'clock, very curious, isn't it?

Afraid?

And it's not particularly scary.

We don't think we need to be too afraid of the dirty things that can be afraid of laughter, aren't we just laughing? I laughed at it.

"Not to mention the legendary 'year', what is it, one thing, is it possible for it to escape the scope of activities of the funeral home? If there is, the whole village, as well as tourists, is dangerous. ”

I nodded, this filth is fierce.

Miao Qianqian suddenly laughed next to her and said: "It's very dangerous, but we are not afraid of it, let me tell you, I am not an ordinary person, the laughter of other people is very low, and their laughter can only barely drive that thing away..... As for me, as soon as it appears, I can laugh it to death! ”

forehead

Every time Miao Qianqian speaks, she is very funny.

I thought about it, and I had to go to Zhao Banxian, according to Chen Tiantian's speculation, he was also secretly put human flesh with yin magic at every meal by Wang Zhongyun, the owner of the funeral home, so that he could laugh so much, so that he had the means to drive away the Nian beast.

"Let's go, let's go, don't be found by Nian."

I thought about it and pulled Xiaoqing to the funeral home, but Xiaoqing couldn't move at all.

I said what did you do?

Xiaoqing slowly opened her eyes, and her white eyes pointed to the front with an extremely frightened look.

Squirming...

A pair of snow-white beautiful feet slowly walked out of the darkness, step by step, like a hundred meters away, shrinking into inches at a speed of ten meters per second, surging towards us.

I was sweating on my forehead, only a pair of feet were bare, no upper body, all hiding in the dark depths.

I suddenly picked up my phone and turned on the flashlight: Who! Who's there?

The strong light couldn't shine at all, it was still shrouded in darkness, and the naked feet hiding in the shadows slowly raised their feet, slowly walking step by step, and its calves slowly became clear......

"It's the year! It's the year! ”

Miao Qianqian suddenly yelled: "Laugh! Hurry up and laugh! ”

The air freezes instantly.

It's been a yearβ€”

"Look at me laughing at it!" Miao Qianqian reacted, no longer panicked, and took the lead in laughing, but her laughter did not prevent the pair of feet from approaching, the legs were getting closer and closer, and she gradually appeared on her knees and began to expose her upper body.

"Laugh louder! To laugh,"

Chen Tian suddenly shouted: "Your laughter is too weak, I'm afraid that when it shows its whole body, when it shows its mouth, it is the time when we are eaten, the ancient legend, the New Year Beast will attack the village during the Spring Festival, the happiest time for the people, slaughter the villagers wildly, and eat people's heads with a big mouth." ”

Hahaha!!

Miao Qianqian laughed suddenly, almost shouting out with her heart.

The laugh was hoarse, almost roaring, and the footsteps slowly receded, gradually disappearing into the darkness, but still felt silently watched by a gaze:

It's still watching us.

"Keep laughingβ€”don't stop, make you just scream, say you can laugh it to death.... You're tired of laughing, it's our turn to laugh again. Chen Tian said with a heavy face.

Miao Qianqian's face turned pale, her heart was torn, and she laughed louder, looking like she was laughing and cramping at any time.

It seems that laughter is also a form of torture.

I was also so scared that I was sweating, this was too weird, and said, "Let's hurry up and go to Zhao Banxian's side, a few of us take turns laughing, and it won't last long." ”

Actually, we want to run past.

But soon we discovered a fact, here, we can't run at all, and it is impossible to ask Miao Qianqian to run while laughing heartbreakingly, and in doing so, she can really laugh and lose her breath.

"What the hell is going on in this village.... The joy of the people, here is a kind of torture, the smiles of the people, just an expression, this is a cursed village of longevity. Chen Tian muttered softly: "I accompanied you on vacation, and it seems that I have encountered a great strange thing." ”

In the next moment, we could only hide under the drive of Miao Qianqian's laughter, carrying our mobile phones, illuminating the darkness in front of us, and slowly moving on the road.

I said, "Xiaoqing, you just opened your eyes and saw how fierce that thing is?" ”

Xiao Qing shuddered, and said in an unprecedented voice: "Ten times, at least ten times that of Chen Lei in the school before." ”

I gasped when I heard this.

What is this concept?

The previous Chen Lei was the most powerful of the murderous spirits, and she had been raised by that pattern for so many years, even Bai Xiaoxue couldn't suppress it, and this was ten times as strong as in front of her.... It's not an ordinary yin spirit, but I'm afraid it's really the legendary year, the kind of legendary creature that has terrified countless people?

That kind of creature is not something that we yin people can do it.

Just, does it really exist?

After a quick thought, I understood a little clearly: Xiaoqing is a cannibal and is considered a poor god, and Professor Cheng has also experienced the five decays of heaven and man, which are all legends, and there may really be such a strange thing in front of me.....

The legendary Tai Sui is still a large slime fungus complex, but this year has also been slowly mythologized, what is this thing, to be explored.

I said, "Let's go faster." ”

"Huhu.... Damn! I can't.... Dizziness, lack of oxygen, substitution, quick substitution! Miao Qianqian gasped for breath, and in this gap, a pair of feet slowly walked out....

"I'm coming!"

Chen Tian's women didn't let her eyebrows go, and laughed directly, and her delicate little feet were slightly startled, and slowly retracted into the darkness.

I looked at Miao Qianqian and said: Are you still scared?

"I was wrong.... It's really not human. ”

Miao Qianqian's whole face turned white, her legs were weak, and then she said loudly: "Let's hurry up!" If a person continues to laugh for a minute, he will hang up, no wonder those people want to use that kind of yin technique, this kind of violent laughter, even if someone alternately drives them around, it is difficult to survive for an hour. ”

I nodded.

This village is truly a village cursed by terror.

What really happened before, and why did this horrible filth appear? Ancestors of the past generations left this terrifying custom to hide from the beast?

Can you imagine that you hide in the dark and need to laugh madly until the tears come down to drive that thing away, and if you don't laugh, it will appear silently in a very slow manner, and when you laugh until you are exhausted, laugh until your heart breaks, that kind of laughter turns to sorrow..... I could only watch that thing slowly reappear, which was a kind of despair.

Laughing to death.

It is also a form of torture.

I stopped Chen Tian, who was out of breath laughing, and said, "If I laugh, you can rest a little, otherwise we won't be able to laugh, and we will really die here." ”

We laughed alternately, laughing until our stomachs cramped, everyone was almost dying, more intense than a 100-meter race, and resting alternately with willpower before we barely managed to reach the mourning parlor of the funeral home.

In just six minutes, it has never been so long and so close to death.

As I got closer, I heard hearty laughter.

When I entered the door, I found a funeral home employee laughing, he smiled calmly, sat very comfortably on the chair, and even laughed while occasionally sipping tea to moisten his throat.

The three employees next to him were waiting for him to take his place when he was tired of laughing.

Damn it....

There is no contrast, and there is no harm.

In the condolence hall of the funeral home, Zhao Banxian sat on a chair and played chess with Wang Zhongyun, turned his head to look at us with a pale face, and said in surprise: "Why are you here?" It's half past eleven, it's Chinese New Year's Eve, and I thought you guys were going to live outside. ”

I smiled wryly.

"You're alive, yes, you have a lot of perseverance." Wang Zhongyun looked at us in surprise, "You are not from our village, this talent for laughter is very high." ”

I was so weak that I could barely open my mouth, and said, "I'm struggling with the desire to survive."

"You see Nian's legs, right?" Wang Zhongyun said: "In our village, even the oldest old man has never seen the real Nian, it is said that the head of the year is dead when we see it, and we can only use laughter to drive away the Nian." ”

I was silent for a moment and said: You live here, it's very hard, and you have to cultivate laughter from an early age.

I finally knew why every villager was laughing when I passed by this longevity village during the day, the elderly, the children, and the whole village was filled with a very cheerful atmosphere.

It turned out that it was not only because they ate human flesh in order to avoid Chinese New Year's Eve, but also because they practiced it since childhood.

Everyone in this village is a master of laughter.

Thinking of this, I looked at the funeral home employee who was in charge of laughing next to me, and said to the boss for the first time, "Can you tell us, where did this year come about?" ”