Chapter 64: A "Crazy" Woman
"Ouch! Do you know who I am? How dare you disobey me? Believe it or not I'm going to kill you......"
Le Xuan picked her teeth, but looked at the palace maid in front of her with a curious face, and said disdainfully: "I really don't know who you are?" This is the Imperial Palace!
In the whole world, the most powerful Son of Heaven is in the Jinxiu Palace, I don't think you need me to kill yet, Your Majesty is going to kill you because the dishes have passed the best time to eat......"
The palace maid frowned and thought about it, and reached out to snatch the end plate in Le Xuan's book, but was held up by Le Xuan. Suddenly, the tray was vacant, and Le Yuyu clasped the palace maid's arms with both hands, and her knees flew up. Fiercely pressed against the side ribs of the palace maid, "Ah! โ
The palace maid screamed in pain, "Hit me, you don't want to run away!" Ahh......h
The palace maid just put down her cruel words, but she was turned backhand by Le Xuanyu and pressed her arm behind her with a grappling technique. Le Yuxuan clasped her wrist with one hand and caught the falling tray with the other.
"You ugly woman! Do you know who I am? Don't let go ...... yet."
Le Xuanpi smiled and increased the strength of the palace maid's wrist, and said softly: "I don't want to know yet." Who are you......"
"You ......" the palace maid wrinkled her facial features in pain, "Helpโsomeone is going to kill someoneโhelpโ" Le Xuan was stunned for a moment, and found that the palace maid was actually a scoundrel.
The corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching, she let go of the hand that held the palace maid, stretched out her foot and kicked the palace maid's buttocks, but she didn't want the palace maid to be kicked by her like this, and the whole person fell to the ground like a dog eating shit.
The palace maid's nosebleed slowly down, she sat up and pointed at Le Xuanxuan and roared angrily: "You are dead!" After beating the lord of this county, I promise that you can't eat and walk around, otherwise I will have your surname! โ
Le Xuanxuan raised his eyebrows lightly and looked at the person who claimed to be the county lord in front of him, rolled his eyes unceremoniously, and walked past the county lord of Ankang with disdain.
The county lord of Ankang wiped his nosebleed, screamed, and suddenly grabbed Le Xuan's legs with both hands, Le Xuanxuan was suddenly tripped by this, and the whole person dragged the end plate forward, she watched the end plate fly out of her hand, and shouted in horror: "Don't-"
"Poof-" Le closed her eyes, frowned, and slammed her ears to the ground, but the sound of breaking the dish was not heard for a long time.
She cautiously opened her right eye, and then carefully opened her left eye, and suddenly found a pair of black brocade shoes in front of her, she slowly raised her head, looked at the face of the night iceberg in the sun, and smiled, "Hehe-Wangye, what a coincidence!" โ
Ye Yan caught Le Xuan's tray with one hand, held back a glance at Le Xuanxuan lying on the ground, and asked without any temperature: "How long do you want to lie down?" โ
"Get up now!" As soon as Le Xuan finished speaking, he immediately stood up and took the tray of the first sect of Yeyan very doggedly
"Yeyan, it's good that you're here! Hurry up and help the county lord detain her, she actually beat the main nosebleed in the county! โ
Princess Ankang stood up straightforwardly and proudly wiped away the nosebleed, and spread out her nosebleed sleeve with one hand to show Yeyan. Ye Yan's cold eyes looked lightly, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, "Lord Ankang, I'm here to visit Concubine Zhenniang, right?" โ
"Night Flame! Don't take a break from the topic! The county lord of Ankang frowned angrily, but Ye Yan suddenly turned around and walked towards the meeting, and said softly: "Le Xuan, you are too disrespectful......
Le Yuxuan was stunned for a moment, and when she was about to apologize, she didn't say that the sentence behind Yeyan was completely thunderous, "I was so ruthless before, but now because Ankang is the county lord, I am so light?" โ
Le Xuan watched the county lord of Ankang stomp his feet angrily, and grabbed Le Youyou's arm with one hand, "You know that stinky iceberg face, right?" Don't look at him as a war king, in fact, he is not a man with broken sleeves......"
Le Xuan was even more suddenly changed by the county lord of Ankang, and her thinking jumped extremely fast, so that she couldn't accept it and watched the woman like the wind of the county lord of Ankang running towards Jinxiu Palace, leaving her standing in place and blowing the wind without understanding the situation......
Jinxiu Palace:
Le You walked into the hall slowly and methodically, and what caught his eye was that the little furball was chased by Princess Ankang and ran around, and Gu Yu and Concubine Zhen watched Ankang and the little furball play with a smile, and Ye Tiangang and She Yi bumped into each other's wine glasses, sighing about life.
As soon as she walked down the stairs, Little Furball's eyes lit up when she saw Le Xuan coming in, and hurriedly rushed to her and shouted, "Xuan Xuan! There was a madwoman who asked me to kiss her. I haven't even kissed you, how can I kiss a crazy woman? โ
The county lord of Ankang hurriedly rushed over, and dragged the little hairball with one hand to her words, but the little hairball hugged Le Xuan's legs with both hands, and the pull of one large and one small made Le Xuan's center of gravity unstable, and she hurriedly threw the tray in her hand lightly onto the table, "Bang-"
The four people at the table were awakened by this sound, and hurriedly looked at the county lord of Ankang dragging the small hairball, the little hairball dragged Le Xuan with one hand, and Le Xuan's center of gravity was unstable and fell forward.
Le Yuyu looked at the ever-magnifying Mother Earth without tears, and muttered: "I definitely didn't wash the grapefruit water and cross the brazier, otherwise how could I be so unlucky to encounter these things one after another......"
Ye Yan, who came in with two jars of water and wine, saw Le Xuan fall to the ground again, his black eyes couldn't help but tighten, he grabbed the two wine jars with one hand, and quickly grabbed Le Xuan's collar with one hand, and glanced at Princess Ankang and the little hairball indifferently, one big and one small quickly let go of their hands, hugged each other tightly and hid aside.
And Le Xuan was condescendingly carried by Ye Yan like a chicken being picked up, she covered her face very embarrassed, but Ye Tiangang's very unkind laughter sounded in her ears.
"Alright, stop messing around! Now that the dishes are ready, let's eat! Gu Yu looked at the rain on Ye Yan's face and hurriedly greeted, Ye Yan's family put down Le Xuan and glared at her thoughtfully.
Le Xuanyu, who didn't know the situation at all, accepted Ye Yan's meaningful eyes for no reason, and she pursed her lips bitterly.
Grandpa Bu blinked when he looked at Le Xuanxuan who cooked the dishes in time, and Le Xuanxuan smiled silently and bent down slightly, as a sign of gratitude to Father-in-law Bu for helping her buy time.
Then she bowed to Gu Yu and shouted loudly: "Folk girl, Le Xuan knocks to see Your Majesty, long live my king, long live, long live... I've seen Concubine Zhenniang, the old prince, the little prince and Lord She......"
After she shouted the names of the people on the table in one breath, Gu Yu looked at the eight dishes and one soup on the table, and asked with a smile: "Le Xuan, I heard that Concubine Zhen said that you boldly drove you out of the kitchen, the purpose is to take this opportunity to thank me for your understanding, right?" โ
Le Yuxuan was stunned for a moment, raised her head in amazement and looked at Concubine Zhen who was smiling brightly, and thought in her heart: Concubine Zhen, how can you withdraw me. It's clear that you don't want to cook, so let me do it......
"Back to Your Majesty! As a cook, she doesn't know anything, so she can only use her cooking skills to thank Your Majesty for her insight. Tianhe has the rule of the pen, and the people will be harmonious, the country will be prosperous, and the grain will not grow insects! โ
Gu Yu enjoyed Le Xuan's fart very much, but the last sentence "drying the grain does not give birth to insects" raised his eyebrows happily, and looked at Le Xuan with great interest and asked: "Le Xuanxuan, you tell me, what is the prosperity of the country, and the grain does not produce insects?" โ
Le Xuanyu suddenly remembered that this sentence was the conversation between Aunt Qiong Yao and Xiaoyanzi and Qianlong, but she said it by the way, but it turned out to be consistent with Xiaoyanzi, and the emperor was curious about the meaning of "drying grain without insects".
She smiled and said, "Back to Your Majesty!" Drying grain without insects means that under the notice of His Majesty, the heavens and the country are prosperous, and the farmers' grains will not grow insects......"
Le Xuanxuan explained stupidly, but Gu Yu had nothing to say, but the county lord of Ankang said bluntly: "Your Majesty, Le Xuan, she just said that you are an insecticide, and you killed all the insects as soon as you came!" โ
Le Yuxuan's face froze, and the laughter of the others fell, Gu Yu frowned, and slapped the table angrily, "Le Xuanxuan, what do you mean by this?" โ
Le Yuyu didn't expect that the county lord of Ankang gave her such a big stumbling block - killing all the insects regardless of good or bad means that it foreshadowed the loyal and traitorous part of Gu Yu, killing innocents indiscriminately.
Le Xuanka fluttered and knelt on the ground, and kowtowed deeply: "Your Majesty spares your life, Your Majesty has misunderstood the people's daughter......" Le Xuanka secretly glanced at the Ankang County Lord, who didn't know what was happening, and the green roots on her temples couldn't help but move, all because of the words of the Ankang County Lord, which made her fall into this embarrassing situation.
"Your Majesty!" Concubine Zhen leaned on Gu Yu's arms and screamed coquettishly, her voice was soft and sweet, which eased Gu Yu's tense face, and gently patted her jade hand, "Aifei, what's wrong?" โ
"Isn't Your Majesty hungry? The concubine is very hungry! In the face of so many delicacies, the concubine couldn't help it......" Concubine Zhen stood up slowly, picked up the chrysanthemum tofu soup on the table, gently scooped up the chicken soup, blew on her pink lips, and slowly sent it into Gu Yu's mouth.
The soup in the entrance made Gu Yu look at Le Yu in astonishment, and Concubine Zhen saw Gu Yu's expression, and said with a chuckle: "Le Yu, why don't you hurry up and tell Your Majesty what kind of soup this bowl is?" Why chrysanthemums in the soup? โ
"Back to Niangniang, the chrysanthemum in the soup is not a real chrysanthemum...... Le Yuxuan stood up and patted her clothes, and saw the slightly ashamed county lord of Ankang out of the corner of her eye, and she couldn't help but comment in her heart: What a "crazy" woman......
"What's that?" Concubine Zhen scooped up the chrysanthemum tofu and studied it carefully, Le Xuan pursed her lips and smiled, and Ye Yan nodded and motioned for her to continue.
"Le Xuan, what about Concubine Zhen? Don't answer yet! Ye Tiangang took a sip of soup and urged Le Xuan. Le Yuxuan nodded hurriedly and said, "Hui Niangniang, this is chrysanthemum tofu, using ordinary braised tofu to be carved by knife work, so that each tofu strip is like a chrysanthemum petal." If you don't believe it, taste it and you will know the truth of what you said! โ
Le Xuanxuan looked at Concubine Zhen's half-believing mouth, and took a small bite carefully, and suddenly the whole person was stunned, and raised her head to look at Le Xuanxuan in surprise.