Chapter 59: Just waiting for you
He Zhichun and Zhao Xiaoqing were like rainbows all the way, and when they entered Zhiweiji, a bunch of people here surrounded them.
He Zhichun relied on the small strength of the people, and quickly squeezed in, leaving Zhao Xiaoqing to jump straight outside.
When she looked at it, she saw a man in a gray robe lying motionless on the ground, with a pile of foamy vomit beside him, emitting an unpleasant smell.
And the other big man sat on the ground, howling and crying!
Although He Zhichun felt that this was definitely here to make trouble, he still squatted down to carefully check whether it was really sick, if it was, it would not be good if it was delayed.
She thought, stretched out a finger and put it under the nose of the man on the ground, is it really out of breath?
A warm-hearted aunt next to her looked at it, shook her head, and said sympathetically: "Little lady, don't try, we've seen it several times, and we're out of gas, and we've done evil, so go and call it a job." ”
The blue-robed man who was sitting cried when he heard this, "A certain brother was poisoned to death, you have to pay ......"
Gradually, he looked at He Zhichun's movements, and his face changed slightly, "Little lady, he is already out of gas, why don't you take your hand away!" ”
I've never seen someone sniff for so long!
He Zhichun ignored him, and said in his heart: Little lady, I am taking the school exam, how long can your eldest brother hold his breath!
Sure enough, the face of the man on the ground gradually turned a little red, and his lips became black, which really looked a little poisoned, but anyone who knows water knows that this is holding his breath! She knew that there were so many coincidences, but she got sick while eating in Zhiweiji, and it was clearly a bureau set up by someone who was red-eyed.
Thinking of this, He Zhichun breathed a sigh of relief, it's good that no one can die, she is waiting for such a thing!
Just when the man on the ground was suffocating to death, He Zhichun suddenly let go of his hand, and the man puffed and breathed a long sigh of relief.
He Zhichun hurriedly jumped back a few steps, covered his chest and shouted in surprise: "Oops, he just exhaled, this person is still alive!" Which uncle and aunt have a lot of strength, come and help him pinch someone, maybe there will be salvation! ”
The blue-robed man was dumbfounded, hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it, and scolded angrily: "Toss a dead man, little lady, you are not afraid of dying young!" ”
He Zhichun's eyes turned red, "Uncle, I'm here to save your brother, even if you have property in your family to share, you can't see death without saving it!" ”
When everyone heard this, the eyes of the blue-robed man changed, and the man on the ground was panting so obviously, he didn't even save it, there was something inside!
Seeing that no one stepped forward, He Zhichun's eyes moved, and he shouted: "Zhao Xiaoqing, go to the back kitchen and bring us the awl for nailing the eel, there is no silver needle here, and your uncles and aunts don't help, so you can only try it!" ”
When the man lying on the ground heard this, he couldn't help but shudder, I am a mother, this little lady's heart is too poisonous, the person gave silver, but he didn't say that he would suffer this crime!
The awl that nails the yellow eel is almost every household in Yuezhou. Because the yellow eel was too slippery to grasp, he made a sharp iron awl under the wooden handle, nailed the yellow eel's head at once, and then killed or chopped to the bone, whatever you want!
If that thing sticks to others, it's going to be red!
The warm-hearted aunt saw that the little guy had really gone to the back kitchen, and couldn't bear to say: "The little lady doesn't know anything, that thing is sharp, don't pierce people's mouths, I'll come!" ”
As she spoke, she crouched down, squeezed the man on the ground with all her strength, and the man screamed and sat up.
The onlookers suddenly cheered, and the warm-hearted aunt also smiled, "Saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter!" Auntie, I've accumulated virtue today! ”
He Zhichun looked at the man's lips, and he was pinched out of a crooked crescent moon, which was still red! She couldn't help but hook the corners of her mouth, and said loudly: "Oh, this uncle, aren't you poisoned?" Can you still detoxify in pinching? ”
The man on the ground was covering his mouth and screaming in pain, where did he remember that he was poisoned, he would pretend for a while, and he would not pretend to be not, and he would sit there awkwardly, his eyes glancing around, not knowing what to do.
He Zhichun was talking in his mouth, but his eyes were staring at the door with his spare eyes, and sure enough, seeing that the two of them were exposed, the general trend had gone, and a person came down from the second floor, glanced at the blue-robed man, and strode out.
"I wasn't poisoned, but after eating your food, a certain brother almost died of foaming at the mouth, so many pairs of eyes sitting there can see clearly, why do you have to give an explanation?"
The man in the green robe straightened his chest and said with a hard mouth, but his eyes wandered a little, and he didn't have the confidence he had before, and the people in the crowd who had a little idea also saw that the doorway was coming.
He Zhichun blinked, "You will be poisoned for a while, and you will not be poisoned for a while, so is it poisoned or not?" Who knows if you are addicted to Wushisan and eat hot food greedily before foaming at the mouth! ”
When the gray-robed man on the ground who covered his mouth heard this, he seemed to have caught something, and immediately jumped up and said: "I said that you know how the business is so good, and people want to eat it, it turns out that you put five stones in the dish!" I did take a little bit before, and it was okay to go to other places to eat, but you have something to do here, it must have been added to your dish, so that the five stones in a certain body became more and couldn't be discharged, so a certain person almost died. ”
After He Zhichun heard what he said, his smile deepened, and he applauded vigorously, and on the second floor, many people burst out laughing.
The gray-robed man felt as if he had said something wrong, but he was completely confused, so he could only stand there with his neck crossed.
He Zhichun's face changed, and he said angrily: "Shopkeeper Zhao, don't arrest these two liars and send them to the official." You don't know what Wushisan is, so you're talking nonsense here! Look at the plate of peanuts and rice and a plate of braised pork you ordered on the table, I know how stupid the shopkeeper of Weiji is, so I bought five stone powder for you to take. If you don't believe it, go to Yuezhou to find the most expensive pharmacy and ask, how much silver does five stones get for a dose? ”
"And," her voice paused, "After taking Wushisan, if you don't use cold food and can't disperse, then you can still sit here, and you will already die a long time ago!" Still foaming at the mouth? I almost forgot that foaming at the mouth is a disease, and people in the countryside of Yuezhou know that it has a resounding name, called Pig Po Crazy! ”
These five stones are quite popular among the nobles of the Wei and Jin dynasties, mainly stone stalactites, purple quartz, white quartz, stone sulfur, red stone resin, this thing is very expensive, and dry, generally some crazy after using the profligacy, or some color embryos are used to help the fun, of course, it is not something unspeakable in the nobles, but to hehehe, you know that I know to praise a sentence of Wei and Jin romance.
When He Zhichun saw someone for the first time in Cui's mansion in his last life, he was taken aback.
The people of Yuezhou are very manic if they don't accept Wushisan, if they do, they will still have it? She didn't know that this little pawn who came to discredit Zhiweiji didn't know!