Chapter 1105, this is not a primary school student appointment (I)
Zhang Han originally thought that the short exchange at the level of consciousness just now would make the two seem more tacit, but it turned out that he was thinking too much.
I never thought that one day I would be dragged into a small alley by a woman, choking the balls and threatening myself. Even if this woman is recognized as a queen-like existence in the whole universe, it is still a little difficult for him to accept.
What makes once close comrades-in-arms look like strangers? And what makes the partners who used to be friends turn against each other?
Zhang Han didn't want to think about this, the pain of heartbreak seemed to tear his chest, and his mind was full of loneliness abandoned by his allies.
These two-dimensional natives, there really is no one who is reliable!
When this thought flashed through his mind, Zhang Han subconsciously ignored the fact that he had used the element to seek Dao Jade as shoddy......
However, if she could have cut her nails off, switched to pinching, and done a simple piston movement, maybe the conversation would have been a little friendlier......
Zhang Han looked up at the sky and silently imagined in his heart what kind of harmonious picture it would be.
There are always some unsatisfactory things in life, what can I do? I also said in despair.
He must admit that under the huge pressure of life, the sharp edges and corners have long been smoothed, and the once upright boy has become a mature old boy who is obedient.
There's no way, my brother is so happy with what he encounters, and he is always content. No amount of pain can change the positive and optimistic attitude.
Morgana didn't expect that this little bastard would be choked by herself, and she still had a stinky fart face that fell in love and I would never resist.
What made her almost vomit blood was that she saw him look up at the sky again!
"I told you to look to the sky...... Look at the sky again! ”
Morgana's face was bruised, her right hand exerting force, her nails almost sinking into the flesh.
"Hmm!"
Zhang Han stared at the beads of his eyes, only to feel a sharp pain coming to his nerves, and the pain seemed to have drained the air in his lungs, and it all bulged into his mouth.
Even if it is the fourth generation of gods, the defense in this regard is still not satisfactory......
A thousand data simulations are not as useful as a single actual battle. No, in the face of the old driver who has been upgraded for an unknown amount of time, the weakness was immediately exposed.
"Bichi! I warn you, if you don't let go, you're going to die! Zhang Han said viciously.
"Dare to talk back?"
Morgana glared and increased her strength again.
Zhang Han's buttocks were pressed against the wall, his body arched into a shrimp, and his mouth kept gasping.
In a panic, he reached out and grabbed Morgana's right hand and asked, "As a former ally, or even a close friend who almost got off the hook, you don't want to say a word, and you just want to pounce on me with such dissatisfaction, isn't it a little too disrespectful to me?" ”
"What did you say?"
Morgana was stunned, before she could react.
"I mean, if you're really in a hurry, we can find a clean hotel, take a shower, get some emotions, and then we can get started. You know, if the emotions are not in place, the quality of love will not be much higher, and it will even cause me to have a psychological shadow, which is not conducive to our long-term stability and harmony. ”
"Holy! Until now, do you dare to tease the old lady? I don't know if I'm alive or dead! ”
At this moment, Morgana was really angry.
Suddenly, the surrounding air squirmed, and then, two giant demon claws appeared on the left and right sides, and their sharp fingertips were aimed at Zhang Han, as if they were going to stab him through the cold in the next second.
"This ...... What's the situation? You're going to kill me? ”
Zhang Han looked left and right blankly, and then his face changed greatly, and his gaze at Morgana was so incredible.
"You just empathize with me, just make it clear to me, I'm not the kind of person who stalks, why should I kill them all?"
Facing Zhang Han's righteous gaze, Morgana's face turned pale with anger, and she roared, "Treacherous bastard, don't mess around with me anymore, today is your death!" ”
"Treachery? I? ”
Zhang Han pointed at himself in surprise, as if he had heard something unbelievable.
"When you die, you still dare to deny it, saying that we will swap genes and check and balance each other, but you have long planned to give up your original body, isn't this treachery? Little bastard, get my genes back! ”
The more Morgana spoke, the more angry she became, and subconsciously exerted her right hand again, and the painful cold sweat flowed out.
"Shhh...... Depend on! How the hell did I know Carl was going to snatch my body away? Besides, when we formed an alliance, you didn't stipulate that you couldn't change bodies! ”
As a little pot throwing expert, when encountering problems, Zhang Han instinctively threw the pot to Karl, the god of death.
"You're stupid in your own brain, and you blame the problem on someone else, the demon queen in my heart is not what this female dick looks like!"
Zhang Han narrowed his eyes and gave a look of disdain.
"You ......"
Morgana's delicate body trembled wildly, but she was helpless to take this little bastard, she really had to blame herself for being imprudent, and she couldn't blame Zhang Han for cheating.
I could only change the subject and say, "Okay, let's not mention this matter for the time being, give me a fake Dao Seeking Jade, this is how you treat your allies?" The old lady was blind at the beginning, so she will form an alliance with you, a cunning little ghost, and today you just say the flowers, and you will spit out all the food to me! ”
Was it discovered so quickly? The technology of the Demon Legion is really not covered.
It's no wonder that Morgana will go straight away when she sees herself, and if she is trapped, I'm afraid she doesn't even want to speak, so she just greets each other with a knife......
Knowing that it was a bit immoral to seek the Jade Top Bag with the elements, Zhang Han didn't feel any guilt, but instead stared at it, looking more justified than Morgana.
"What do you think the Seeking Dao Jade is? Puffed food? Can it be stored for a long time with a vacuum? No kidding! As soon as that thing leaves my control, it slowly begins to decay like a radioactive element. Until the excess energy is released, it transforms into an elemental seeking jade. ”
Zhang Han looked at Morgana with a little meaning, let you use black technology to fool Lao Tzu, and now you are being punished, right?
"Since it's decay, why can't any leaked energy be detected with the technology of the Demon Legion?" Morgana didn't believe Zhang Han's explanation at all.
"That's the Void World! If you can detect the energy of the Void World, why do you need my Dao Seeking Jade? ”
As the owner of the Seeking Dao Jade, Zhang Han retains the right of final interpretation, of course, he can make it up as he wants. It's not that my brother fooled you, but your scientific and technological strength is too frustrated to understand such a high-end thing as a sub-creature.
knew that Zhang Han was talking serious nonsense, but he couldn't find a word to refute it. Morgana was furious, and said angrily, "Little bastard with sharp teeth, don't think I'm going to believe you!" ”
"Ah...... , still pinch? ”
Seeing that the other party was putting on a look of 'I won't give up if I don't take your little brother down', Zhang Han didn't think about it, leaned over with his head, opened his mouth and bit Morgana's neck.
Morgana shuddered at the intense pain, and the hand holding the ball unconsciously let go.
"You loosen your mouth."
"You let go."
"You loosen your mouth first."
"You let it go first."
"I'll let go when you let go."
"If you don't let go, I won't let go."
"Are you loose or not?"
"Are you going to let it go?"
This isn't an elementary school student's fight! This is definitely not an elementary school student fight......
The important question, in fact, I want to say it three times, but will I tell you that this is for the sake of the number of words?
Zhang Han silently praised the author's wit in his heart!
(End of chapter)