Looking at the name, it is indeed a hotel, what did the driver take us to the hotel?

I looked left and right, and found that next to this Wugu Dojo, there was a bungalow building next to it, called "Huaxia Restaurant", because it was morning, it was not yet open, and it looked like it was very large.

Could it be that the self-righteous driver just now criticized the "Huaxia Restaurant" and the "Huaxia Embassy"?

However, it turned out later that this was really not a bad driver, because Huaxia has a total of six embassies and consulates in the island country, none of which are in Yokohama, and my pronunciation is not standard, so the driver naturally didn't know what embassy was, thinking that I was talking about a "big restaurant".

Since I arrived at this place, I was not used to eating a bowl of noodles from the "Five Grains Dojo", but I was adrift at sea for the past two days, and I was very uncomfortable with the canned food and grilled fish that I had been eating.

We followed the samurai into the dojo, there was no table in it, but an empty field, and there were many people standing on the side, all wearing karate costumes, and in the middle, there were three people standing, also in white girdles, with black belts around their waists.

"What do you mean?" I whispered to the samurai, "Are you going to compete in martial arts?" ”

The samurai nodded heavily and said, "Hey! ”

"Okay, you go on, where is the place to eat?" I asked.

The samurai frowned slightly and looked at me suspiciously.

At this time, one of the three black belts shouted at us, "Yaga! ”

There's another string at the back, which I didn't understand, but he doesn't seem to be yelling at us, but angry at the samurai.

The samurai respectfully replied to the black belt two sentences, and the speed of speech was also quite fast (the captain had deliberately slowed down the speed of talking to me before), I only understood a few sporadic words such as "Chen San" and "Missy", and after listening to it, the black belt blew his beard and glared, shook his head, and turned back to sit in his chair.

"Mr. Chen, two ladies, please come with me." The samurai said to me.

We followed the samurai around to a small room with tatami mats at the back, and the samurai asked me what I wanted to eat.

"Three bowls of noodles, okay?" I asked Qin Qiong and Lynx, and they both nodded.

The lynx added: "Put more meat!" ”

The samurai nodded, withdrew, and closed the door.

"The hotel in the island country is so strange, are those people going to show us martial arts?" The lynx snickered.

"Probably two places," I said rationally, "inside are the places to eat, and the outside are the venues for performances." ”

Qin Qiong thought for a moment and asked, "That person called you Mr. Chen just now, how could he know you?" ”

I shrugged my shoulders and smiled: "I don't know, maybe I recognized the wrong person, it doesn't matter, we're here to eat anyway, and we'll leave after eating." ”

"Uh-huh." They both agreed.

It is estimated that there are no customers in the morning, the kitchen is very efficient, and ten minutes later, three bowls of hot Japanese noodles were served, two bowls of light vegetable egg noodles, and one bowl of unknown noodles, covered with a lot of meat, naturally for the lynx.

"Aligado!" I thanked the master who served the noodles, and the three of them slurped the noodles, no matter when and where, they can't lose their belly, this is my principle.

Not to mention, the first time I went abroad, I ate such delicious island noodles, which was worth the trip.

"Are you two full?" I asked, the lynx had already drunk all the soup, licked her lips, and burped, but Qin Qiong was reserved and only ate half a bowl.

"When you're full, you'll leave, and then go to the consulate." I got up from the tatami mat, put on my shoes, and pulled open the sliding door, and the two samurai were still standing in the doorway.

"Thank you for your hospitality," I laughed, "how much?" ”

"Nani?" The samurai frowned.

"Three bowls of noodles, how much is it?" I took out the yen from Captain Kato from my arms and shook it in front of him.

The warrior's brows furrowed even deeper, and after thinking about it, he said in a deep voice, "Chen Sang, did you do it on purpose?" ”

"Deliberately what?" I asked.

"It's nothing," the samurai spewed two breaths from his nostrils, "Now, can you compete in martial arts?" ”

"There's still a contest, yes, yes," the lynx clapped his hands behind and shouted, "Master, will you go after reading it?" ”

It's hard to resist hospitality, but it's good to see the island country karate.

The three of them followed the samurai back to the large field in front of them, and the group of people were still standing in their positions, and the competition had not begun.

The black belt at the head got up from his chair, stared at us, and moved his neck a little, rattling.

"Oh," I whispered to them, "sit down, it's about to begin!" ”

Following the customs of the locals, I also followed the example of their island people, kneeling on the ground, waiting for the opening.

The warrior took a few steps forward, turned back suddenly, and found that we were all kneeling, and ran back again, frowning, "Chen Sang, please come here!" ”

"Oh." I got up, probably to get us to sit in front and see.

When I came to the three black belts, the samurai who led the way said something to the leading black belts, and the black belts bowed to me, and I could probably understand what he said, he said that his name was Takeya Taji, and he asked me to teach him more when we met for the first time.

"Fortunately," I bowed to him, "My name is Chen Yang." Takeya-kun, please start your show! ”

"Chen Yang?" Takeya Takiji turned his head, looked at the samurai who led the way, looked at me again, and suddenly gave the samurai a slap, and scolded Yaga, and there was a string of chatters behind him.

After a few hi, hi and a few times, the samurai turned to me and asked in a low voice, "What's your name?" ”

"Chen Yang, the ocean of the ocean, did you pick up the wrong person?" I laughed.

I guess so, but it's not my fault, he didn't ask me, he just invited me in.

"Sodisne," the warrior touched his face and asked me again, "Chen Sang, may I ask, who are you really Chen?" ”

"Chen Zhen? Chen Zhen of Jingwumen? I asked with a smile, and the samurai nodded.

I was just about to tell him that Chen Zhen had been dead for almost a hundred years, when suddenly, outside the dojo, two people in karate uniforms flew in, as if they had been kicked in, and immediately, a young man in a black Japanese student uniform walked in, holding an iPad in his hand, and there were four words on the screen - The Sick Man of East Asia!

I'm confused, what the hell? Make a movie?!

Immediately, three more white-clothed karates, left, center, and right rushed over, and the man in the student costume kicked all three guys out with a roundabout kick, and the student pretended to fall to the ground, and hung his nose with his thumb, and said contemptuously in Chinese: "Lao Tzu wants to fight ten!" ”

"Wow, that's handsome!" The lynx clapped its hands and shouted.

He is "Chen Zhen", he sounds like a pure Chinese with an accent, is he here to kick the hall?

The student pretended to hear the lynx cheering, glanced at us, and raised his chin triumphantly, he was really young and vigorous.

From his kick just now, it can be seen that this kid has practiced kung fu, but the top of his head shows that he is a mid-level red qi, at most he is a high-level martial arts athlete, and he will not be very powerful, but the kung fu of pretending to be B seems to be above me.

The samurai who had led us immediately ran to the black belt karate and muttered a few words.

I LOOKED AT THIS "CHEN ZHEN" AGAIN, HE SLOWLY RAISED THE IPAD IN HIS HAND, THREW IT INTO THE AIR, AND BROKE OUT: "WE CHINESE PEOPLE ARE NOT THE SICK MAN OF EAST ASIA!" ”

In the second half of the sentence, I whispered it out with him, and it was all too familiar to me.

I wondered in my heart, is there something wrong with these two sides?

AFTER THE HUAXIA MAN SHOUTED THE SLOGAN, HE MADE ANOTHER ROUNDABOUT KICK, PROBABLY TRYING TO KICK THE FALLING IPAD, BUT HE KICKED IT EMPTY, AND AFTER LANDING, ONE FOOT HUNG AWKWARDLY IN THE AIR, AND I COULDN'T HELP LAUGHING OUT OF THE PIG CRY - BECAUSE HE HAD JUST USED TOO MUCH FORCE, THREW THE IPAD DIRECTLY TO THE ROOF, PASSED THROUGH A THIN LAYER OF WOODEN CEILING, AND GOT STUCK!

Fortunately, his acting skills in pretending to be B are still online, so he spun around again, posed a golden rooster independent POSE, and stretched out a fist, pointing at the black belt karate, and suddenly popped out his middle finger.

"Yaga!" The black belt karate was furious, shook off the clogs under his feet, and went into battle himself, because this is a common swearing gesture all over the world.

Huaxia Nan also rushed forward, flew up and kicked karate, karate arms on his chest, blocking Huaxia Nan's kick, but he took several steps back, with a shocked look on his face, probably realizing that he was not Huaxia Nan's opponent.

But the karate man rolled his eyes and gave the white-clothed karate players on both sides a look, and those people understood and rushed over from both sides.

"It's all, it's all numb!" Huaxia Man immediately panicked, because there were as many as forty or fifty people pouring up!

"I said I want to fight ten, what kind of ability do you have on so many people?" Hua Xia Nan frowned.

"Ha Pressure Library!" The underworld karate didn't care about those, and ordered his subordinates to continue to go up, a large group of white-clothed people, the inner three layers, and the outer three layers surrounded the Huaxia man, at the beginning, the Huaxia man could also take the initiative to attack, through the way of tossing and turning, the move elegantly knocked down a few opponents, but when he was hit with a black fist and kick in the back, the hairstyle was messed up, and the body was also messed up, and the other party seized the opportunity, hugged up, pushed to the ground, and kicked in a circle, Huaxia man could only curl his legs sideways, hold his head, and protect his vital parts.

Hehe, pretending to be B attempted, was struck by lightning, right?

I shook my head helplessly, although I despised this behavior of Huaxia Nan, but after all, he was my compatriot, and he couldn't be saved if he saw death.

"Hey! Little devils! I pushed the lynx and Qin Qiong to the back and shouted, "You have the ability to rush at me!" ”

If you want to pretend to be B, he is still a little tender......