Chapter 0021 The lazy old pig is disliked

The idiot did not doubt him, and silently recited the mantra of the centering mantra taught by the master, and only after reciting it again, the pig's head hurt so badly that he fell to the ground and became a wild boar. Frightened, the senior staff screamed, "It's really a pig demon!" ”

Sanshu didn't expect this to be the result, and looked at the monkey blankly: "Wukong, why is this product like this, it's too bad!" ”

The monkey didn't expect this either, "Master, this nerd's mana is not low, and he can fight with Lao Sun for more than a dozen, it shouldn't be like this!" ”

Sanxuan also had a fever on his face, so he quickly raised his hand and took the golden hoop from the old pig's head, "Wukong, you go and help him." ”

The monkey walked up to the boar and sent some mana in, and the boar turned over and turned into a human figure, "Master, are you harming me?" ”

"Idiot, don't be unreasonable!" The monkey kicked the old pig's leg and bent it, kicking the old pig to his knees in front of the three organs.

Sanvisai hurriedly picked up the old pig and looked at him with a frown for a long time, "You rammer, but you don't know what to do, is the golden hoop for the teacher an ordinary person can wear?" This is sent by the Bodhisattva, you pig-headed pig-brained seem to be unblessed, let's wait for the teacher to receive other disciples to send them! ”

Seeing that the master was going to put the golden hoop in his arms, although the old pig hadn't figured it out, he saw that there was one on the monkey's head, and he also knew that it was a good baby, so he rushed over and snatched it back, and said with a smile: "Master, the old pig knows that he is wrong, you can beat me and scold me, this is all given to the old pig as a meeting gift, how can there be any reason to take it back." ”

"You idiot, didn't you just say that Master was hurting you? Give it back to me. As soon as the face of the three viscera sank, he wanted to recapture the golden hoop.

After dodging, he quickly put the golden hoop on the pig's head, and quickly knelt on the ground: "Master, if you have to take it back, kill the old pig, and kill the pig and eat meat, you should make amends to the old man." ”

"No!" Suddenly, a delicate voice came out, and Gao Cuilan rushed out and stopped between the old pig and the three organs, "Rammer, what stupid words, the holy monk is a monk who has attained the Tao, and he will not kill." ”

The three organs saluted Miss Gao and said with a smile: "Miss, don't panic, this nerd is playing tricks, please don't take it seriously." ”

"Thank you, Holy Monk."

"Idiot, hurry up, there is a way to be a husband and wife for a day, quickly say goodbye to Miss Gao, and go on the road with the teacher."

The old pig got up and grabbed Gao Cuilan's hand and said: "The lady is good, don't remarry, the old pig will come back with the master to learn the scriptures and then give birth to a little piglet full of yards with you." ”

"You rammer, why is your Dao slave family sick?" Gao Cuilan pinched the old pig's long nose and said coquettishly.

"Why?" The old pig asked stupidly.

Gao Cuilan's face was full of shame, Qianqianyu poked the old pig's big belly with her fingers, and then tapped her own lower abdomen, "Do you understand?" ”

The old pig was overjoyed, and a pair of pig eyes peeked at the three organs, the monkey and the old man, and then nodded to Gao Cuilan: "No matter whether the old pig returns or not, you must wait for me." ”

Reluctantly left Gao Laozhuang, the pig's head was three steps, one turn, two steps and one look, jumping the burden behind and grinding and not taking a step.

Sanvisa turned around and scolded: "Idiot, go faster, dare to rub again, as a teacher, you have to recite the forbidden mantra." ”

The old pig shivered, hurriedly quickened his pace and grabbed the reins, "Master Mo Nian, the old pig will lead the horse for you." ”

Walking on the road, the three organs said to the old pig: "Idiot, you are also a big Luo Immortal, and there are also changes in the number of Gangs that day, why are you so bad?" ”

"Master, I don't know about the old pig, maybe I'm a pig demon!" The old pig cried.

"Your senior brother can withstand a thousand times of the hoop spell now and will not faint, you idiot can't even bear it once and turns into a wild boar, that hoop is better for me!" Sanxuan looked at the golden hoop on the pig's head and felt very pity.

Seeing Master's eyes, the old pig was so frightened that he threw the reins, covered the golden hoop on his head, and shouted, "Master, I know the reason." ”

"Tell me about it?" Sanvisa asked with a gloomy face: "If I can't tell the reason, I will definitely take it back." ”

The monkey in front of him also slowed down, wanting to hear what the old pig had to say.

The old pig said: "Master, senior brother, the old pig was relegated to the lower realm and cast the wrong fetus, but after becoming a wild boar, I didn't honestly cultivate the Nine Turns and Return the Dan Technique, but I only practiced the Tiangang Change." Therefore, the old pig has not undergone the transformation of the Heavenly Tribulation, and the body is still a wild boar, and now this appearance is changing. ”

When the three organs heard this, they couldn't help but scold: "You lazy rammer, you dare to slack off in cultivation, where did you do my apprentice of the three organs, you can go!" Don't say it's my Tang monk's apprentice anymore. ”

The old pig was frightened, hurriedly threw away his guts, knelt on the ground and kowtowed, and begged bitterly: "Master, the old pig was born with a clumsy heart, greedy and lazy, and without the supervision of the master, I can't practice!" ”

"And what do I want you for?" The three organs scolded.

The old pig's tears flowed down, and he begged bitterly: "Master, Master, don't drive me away, I will definitely adopt my heart and cultivate well in the future." ”

The monkey was also reluctant to give such a coolie to carry the burden of the horse, and also knelt down and pleaded: "Master, I think it is better to leave the junior brother, just collect the golden hoop on his head, and it is good to stay as a coolie who leads the horse and carries the burden." ”

"Well, Goku has a point." The three organs no longer gave the old pig a chance to defend themselves, and directly accepted the golden hoop on the pig's head, "Get up!" Continue west. ”

The old pig had no choice, but he was still grateful to the monkey, picked up the burden and led the horse, followed behind the monkey, and said, "Thank you brother for interceding, the old pig is grateful." ”

The monkey patted the old pig on the shoulder and said, "You idiot, don't be lazy, cultivate well, and when you fade away from the pig body and become a human, the master will let you get started again." ”

"Brother Monkey, am I being expelled from Master?" The old pig asked.

The monkey proudly pointed to the golden hoop on his head and said, "See, this is a beginner disciple, and you can be regarded as a registered person at most." But I can't blame you, after all, it's the wrong pig's fetus, and laziness is nature. Thinking of his hard work in learning art, the monkey became even more proud, and looked at the old pig with great disdain.

The old pig's self-esteem was greatly hurt, and he stopped talking along the way, leading the horse and carrying the burden and keeping his head down, even if he was hungry, he did not dare to shout. A month passed, and the three of them walked out of the border of Wusi Tibet, and suddenly looked up and saw a high mountain. The three organs strangled the white horse and asked, "Wukong, Wu Neng, the mountain is high in front, but you have to be careful." ”

The old pig was disliked and despised by the master and the senior brother, and he also wanted to find an opportunity to behave, so he stepped forward and said: "Master, I know this mountain, called Futu Mountain, there is a Wuchao Zen master practicing in the mountain, and the old pig has seen him." ”

Sanshu squinted, "Idiot, what is he doing?" ”

"Zen Master Wuchao is a bit of a Taoist, and he wants me to practice with him, but I didn't go." The old pig said.

The monkey knocked on his pig's head and scolded: "You are really a pig's brain, since you are a bit of a Taoist, wouldn't you have been converted to the truth long ago with him?" Isn't it better than messing around on a woman's belly, and how did you end up like this? ”

"Senior brother, don't say it again, I regret all the pig intestines in my belly." The old pig's face was dark, but it was not very obvious under shame.

The three organs instructed: "Idiot, this road is led by you in front of you, go to meet the old Zen master, don't miss it this time." ”

The nerd agreed, jumped in front of the burden and led the way, and the monkey led the horse to lead the master behind. In the spring of March, the mountains are beautiful, willow green and pink, mountain birds talk, colorful butterflies dance, cranes fly together, flowers are red, wild grasses are strange. The green water under the stream is surging, and the auspicious clouds in front of the cliff are in this elegant scene, but no one comes, and no one goes. The three organs looked far away on the horse, but they saw a nest of firewood and grass in front of a fragrant cypress tree. There are elk bit flowers on the edge of the nest, mountain monkeys offer fruits, the tree has a little colorful phoenix and green luan, and the branches fall with Xuanhe brocade chicken.

"Master, that's Zen Master Wuchao!" The nerd pointed to the weedy nest under the tree.

When Tang Sanshu saw such a weedy and bird's nest in the mountains, he suddenly felt a sense of intimacy, remembering that he had slept on firewood stacks when he was a child in his previous life, and urged the horse to feel under the tree.