Chapter 395: Passing on your peerless martial arts!
"People are born to their mothers, and leopards are born to leopard mothers!"
"Do you treat the little leopard like this, do you consider the feelings of its parents?"
"To put it mildly, you're abusing animals...... In general, the lack of humanity is contrary to natural morality! β
Inside the hospital. A lewd old man put his hands behind his back, posed as an elder, and was chattering and preaching. The objects include the dragon girl Zhao Yaling, Zhang Jie and Zhang Biao, and a group of escort team members. The cause is that a group of leopard cubs that have just given birth to weaned by Big Flower and Little Flower are too naughty and mischievous and wreckant everywhere. He was punished for this, chained and restricted in his freedom.
The leopard cub has no opinion. They were also annoyed by the little guys, and they wanted to teach them a lesson. But some people didn't agree, and they came forward and taught a lesson.
This obscene old man who fought for the leopard cub was Fang Xiaobao's bad master and old thief. Since coming to Xinghai, Fang Xiaobao, an apprentice, has also taken care of it, sending someone to heal the old thief and break his hand, eat and drink well, and offer it like an ancestor.
But this 'ancestor' is not the master of trouble. The bad habit of stealing chickens and touching dogs that can't be changed. Weekdays are idle, strolling in the east and turning around. Wherever they passed, there were always bitter people who threw things.
And that's not the only thing that's wrong. He also likes to put on the shelf of the Holy Lord Master and the Emperor, and teach people a lesson when he catches them. The chatter is more annoying than a swarm of flies.
Outcome. After coming for less than half a month, the entire Xinghai was 'in danger', including the dragon girl Zhao Yaling, who walked around when she saw this.
Today, I was seized by this old man again. By 'absolutely' the leopard cubs, he preached for more than half an hour. The dragon girl Zhao Yaling hid far away. Zhang Jie and Zhang Biao couldn't dodge, so they could only stand straight and line up one by one, humbly accepting the teachings.
"No wonder ......"
hid in the kitchen and watched from afar, and saw the 'master' who was still chattering. Dragon girl Zhao Yaling looked at each other, and they all smiled bitterly.
"You finally know now why I'm afraid of this old fellow!"
Another person, who hid in the kitchen at some point, cowered next to the stove and secretly went out to investigate the situation. The second daughter looked at it, but it was not her own man.
"Xiaobao!"
"You're out of the customs!"
"Shhhh Be quiet! This old thing's ears are slight! β
Fang Xiaobao made a silent gesture, and then lowered his voice and said, "Nothing will go to the Three Treasures Palace!" It's definitely not good for the old thing to come over today, let's say a word, slip! Before the words fell, he was like a great enemy, ready to activate the spatial teleportation skill, and the dodge people left to hide from the plague god.
Mended. As soon as Fang Xiaobao made a move, his bad master's hot words had already come.
"Little treasure! My dear apprentice! β
As Fang Xiaobao said, the old thief had a bright ear, listened to the sound and distinguished the position, rushed into the kitchen, and captured Fang Xiaobao alive on the spot.
Can't run away!
Fang Xiaobao could only stand up, first saluted pretendly, and then asked, "Master, you don't enjoy the blessings of Fengwei Island, why did you come to my side?" β
"Master misses you, come to see you...... And my two apprentice daughters-in-law! The old thief grinned.
Fang Xiaobao said with a straight face: "Master is very loving, and the disciple can't afford it!" β
"Xiaobao, don't say that, our master and apprentice have no afterlife in this life......" The old thief started the preaching mode again. grabbed Fang Xiaobao's hand and chattered with great affection.
"Don't!"
Fang Xiaobao knew the other party's routine too well, shook his hand, lowered his voice and asked: "Old thing, don't come to this set, there is something to say!" β
"Well...... Since you say so, good apprentice, you are not welcome to be a teacher! β
The old thief's eyes were dripping, his face was full of obscene smiles, and he said: "I heard that your Xinghai produces a kind of Yingluo fruit, and the taste is not bad...... Xiaobao, you know, you have no hobbies for teachers, so you are particular about eating and drinking...... You are so filial, can you get a few baskets of Yingluo fruits for the teacher to taste? β
Jewels? When cabbage, a few baskets!
Fang Xiaobao almost fainted after hearing this. I want to refuse bluntly, but I'm afraid that this old guy will be entangled. After thinking about it, he directly glanced at the dragon girl Zhao Yaling, and then shouted: "The apprentice doesn't care about the family!" Master, if you have any needs, find your two apprentices! β
Drop it. He took advantage of the old thief's attention to turn to the second daughter, and dodged out of the kitchen. There was no trace of a smoke.
"Big daughter-in-law! Second daughter-in-law! β
The old thief didn't mind Fang Xiaobao slipping away. Just catch the main thing. I saw him look at the dragon girl Zhao Yaling, and said with a smile: "You two can manage Xiaobao obediently, you have good skills......"
Words of praise and praise have just begun. The second daughter felt bad and began to follow the example of her own man and get rid of her burden.
"Oh, Master wants Yingluoguo!"
"It's easy! Brother Biao is in charge of the orchard, how many do you want to find him! β
One person to say. The puzzle was thrown directly to Brother Biao. Subsequently, the dragon girl took Zhao Yaling with her, and she wanted to go shopping in the name of being unaccompanied, but in fact, she also ran out of the kitchen, jumped over the courtyard wall, and slipped away.
"I'm going home and doing my laundry!"
"Well, I didn't clean the toilet last night, and I left it for a day, so I have to go back and clean it up!"
"So what are you waiting for!"
"Everyone, you're flashing!"
When the old thief came out of the kitchen. Everyone in the courtyard found their own reasons and dispersed in a hurry. Zhang Biao was also afraid of being entangled by the old guy, chattering and annoying, so he raised his feet and prepared to leave. Unexpectedly, the old thief reached out and grabbed it.
"Stupid big man, I didn't listen to Xiaobao's orders, the old man wants fruit to eat, go pick it quickly!"
The old thief blew his beard and glared. Put on a posture of not giving fruit and not letting people go. Zhang Biao couldn't cry or laugh, and scratched his head in a hurry, "Master Wu, it's not that I won't give it...... I didn't! β
"Less fooling!"
The old thief glared and yelled: "The old man asked you, are you in charge of the fruit forest?" β
"yes!" Zhang Biao nodded stupidly.
"Do you have any control over the fruit in the orchard?"
"I'm in charge!"
"Then you dare to fool the old man and say that there is no fruit!"
"It's not me fooling, it's this Yingluo fruit, it doesn't grow in the fruit forest......"
It's really hard for Brother Biao, it took a lot of words to explain it clearly. After hearing this, the old thief stared at Zhang Biao, and realized that this stupid big man was not lying, so he reacted that he was deceived by the baby apprentice and the two apprentices' daughters-in-law.
It's okay! That's it! As long as you can get the fruit!
The old thief's eyes were dripping, and he began to change his tone, and chatted with Zhang Biao very kindly. Of course, the main topic is the fruit, the yield of the growing area and the distribution of the fruit.
Zhang Biao is a child. Where can it withstand the clichΓ©s of the old rivers and lakes, 1510 to say.
"Yingluo fruit is very precious, and it is basically distributed after a batch of production...... Xiaobao doesn't have much stock over there! Zhang Biao truthfully gave a guess.
The old thief listened. Touching the whiskers, he smiled and asked, "Then do you have any?" β
"And some more!" Zhang Biao is an honest child. Not beat around the bush.
But seeing that the old thief's eyes lit up, the old face showed a wicked smile, and said in a consultative tone: "Ah Biao, let's do a business, how about it?" β
"What's the business?" Zhang Biao was a little curious.
The old thief pretended to be a master and put on a master's demeanor, "You give the fruit, and in return, the old man will pass on a peerless martial art to you!" β
Zhang Biao was dumbfounded after hearing this.