Chapter 67: The Law of Qimen
"I don't want a niece who cares about me!" I say.
"If you don't want a woman to take care of it, the best way is to soak her." Lu Xiannian, this old guy, why did he start to be inserious!
"Didn't you just say she was my niece?" I asked.
"There is no blood relationship, how can there be so much attention. As long as you young people are willing to do so, I won't say anything, and as for that old Ouyang dog, I forgive him and don't dare to say anything. ”
Lu Xiannian is not ashamed of this old man. How can you look like a master?
I wanted to stay in Longgang for one night before leaving, but Lu Xiannian said that he didn't make my bed, and he kicked me out of the house at night.
It was so late, the shuttle bus was gone, so I found a black bread and went back to Yudu.
As soon as I arrived at the door of the hotel, Ouyang Chuchu called me.
"Where?" The asked me.
"Is there something wrong?" I asked.
"Get out of here with me." The girl said fiercely.
I haven't been contacted for so many days, and today I suddenly called, could it be that Lu Xiannian that old guy was angry with Ouyang De. Lu Xiannian told me to stay closer to Ouyang Chuchu, Master's words. I can't help but listen.
It's all at the door of the hotel, I have to go upstairs to see Wei Xu!
This little calf nose is actually looking at Ultraman again.
"Big night, this is driven back by your master?" Wei asked me with a smile.
"Hey!" I let out a long sigh and said, "It's just that you don't leave me overnight, and you also found me such a rival as Ouyang Chuchu." After I said hi to you, I had to go to the without stopping. ”
"Lu Xiannian won't be matching the two of you, right?" Wei Xuan asked me.
"He said that the retribution of the Ouyang family's ancestral grave may fall on Ouyang Chuchu's body, so let me keep an eye on her." I say.
After talking to Wei Xuan for a while, I went downstairs, took a taxi, and went to the future apartment.
1701, this is it.
"Jingle bells! Jingle bells! ”
I rang the doorbell and waited for about half a minute for the door to slowly open.
Ouyang Chuchu, who was wearing a nightdress, appeared in front of me with wet hair. Although her nightdress was not transparent, because she was wearing nothing in it, I could vaguely see two small dots from the proud peak.
"Look at what? Get in! ”
Ouyang Chuchu noticed my eyes and yelled at me fiercely.
"Call me for the big night. Are you going to do it? After entering the house, my eyes were still reluctant to leave Ouyang Chuchu's body.
Not to mention, she is really a little sexy in a nightdress, and some people are thinking about it.
"I haven't checked you for a few days, how are you memorizing English words?" Ouyang Chuchu asked me.
"It's so boring to memorize words! Why don't you teach me to do the questions directly! Anyway, it's all an exam, as long as you can do the questions, then you can pass the test. I said.
"The foundation is so poor, and there are only a few days before the exam, no matter how much you are forced to memorize, it is impossible to make up the words in the three years of junior high school within a few days." Ouyang Chuchu paused and said, "I'll give you a lecture today." ”
The neckline of Ouyang Chuchu's nightdress is very normal, and it is not low. But because when she gave me the topic, her waist was hooked, so as long as I paid a little attention to the scenery inside, I could still vaguely see a little bit.
"Tell you to look at the question, where do your eyes go?" Ouyang Chuchu asked me with a red face while covering his chest.
"You're better looking." I say.
"Nasty!" Ouyang Chuchu picked up the test paper on the table. "Smack" gave it to me and said, "Do it yourself." ”
Ouyang Chuchu went into the house, she changed into pajamas and came out.
Nightdresses are sexy, pajamas and that. It's so tightly covered that you can't see anything, and it's boring. My restless heart naturally quieted down slowly.
After Ouyang Chuchu talked to me for a while, I suddenly figured it out. Everything in the world has a pattern to be found. English and Chinese are both languages, and there are some rules between them. It should also be the same.
Even if you don't know these words, you should be able to push them by using the Qimen method, and you should be able to come up with the answer. I can peep every day, can I not deduce the answer to a broken English test paper?
I silently tried to calculate a few questions in my heart, and found that the options I had speculated were all exactly the same as the answers that Ouyang Chuchu told me at the end. None of them are wrong.
The English test papers are all multiple-choice questions, except for the essay at the end and the cloze in the cloze. If you can get all the multiple-choice questions right, no matter how you can take the 12 test.
The answer can be calculated, and I'm still learning a fart!
Seeing that I was serious for less than half an hour, Ouyang Chuchu immediately frowned.
"It's not serious again, will it all?" The girl asked, a little angry.
"Yes." I said with a feigned modesty.
"How much are some?" Ouyang Chuchu asked me.
"Just such a test paper, not to mention the lot, I can barely get sixty points." I said.
"What's the use of not reaching sixty points? You have to take at least 90 points to have a chance of passing the exam. Ouyang Chuchu said.
"If I can get 90 points, can you kiss me?" I don't know why, but I couldn't help but say this all of a sudden.
"Let's talk about it after you have the ability to score 90 points!"
Ouyang Chuchu didn't reject me, could it be that this girl is really interesting to me, right?
"Why don't you bring me an English test paper?" If I get 90 points, you can kiss me. ”
Lu Xiannian asked me to get closer to Ouyang Chuchu and asked her to kiss me. It's a skin-to-skin kiss! In this way, won't the distance between me and her naturally get closer?
"Okay! If you don't score 90 points, you will have to copy the English test paper 10 times if you are 10 points, and 100 times if you are 10 points. Ouyang Chuchu glared at me and said, "I don't believe it, I can't kill you!" ”
A teacher is a teacher, and there are really enough routines. In order to punish me for copying the test papers, she actually agreed to bet with me in one bite.
From childhood to adulthood, I have suffered from the teacher's loss, and I have never taken advantage of it.
This time, Ouyang Chuchu was willing to bet with me. Wouldn't I just pick up a chance to take advantage of the teacher?
"I am willing to gamble and lose, and I must not cheat!" I said.
"Whoever cheats is the puppy." Ouyang Chuchu said.
Ouyang Chuchu brought the test paper and the alarm clock, and gave me a signature pen. The listening part, she read it to me.
What the hell is she reading? I couldn't understand a word. However, the listening is all multiple-choice questions, and I can directly deduce the answers.
Ouyang Chuchu hadn't finished reading yet, so I finished the answer to the listening part.
"How did you choose?" Ouyang Chuchu stopped and asked me.
"Multiple choice! It's all up to Meng! I said.
"Anyway, it's almost one point ten times in a while, and you can be blinded as much as you like." Ouyang Chuchu said.
"I know, it's a puppy. Barking! I replied with a hippie smile.
"You think you can cope with two dog barks, even if you bark a lot. It is also indispensable to copy the test paper again. Ouyang Chuchu said fiercely.
"If I get 90 points in the exam, even if I get out of the way, you can't use the dog bark to offset the bite that should kiss me." I said.
"I'm a teacher, and I walk the talk!" Ouyang Chuchu said.
With her commitment, I can naturally rest assured and continue to work on the next question!
Multiple choice questions are done, and that's pretty fast. In just half an hour, I finished all the multiple-choice questions. In order not to let Ouyang Chuchu see my little tricks. In doing so, I was deliberately wrong. Anyway, my goal is not the whole team, if I can score 90 points in the test and win her, that's enough!
"Mong! You continue to be blinded! ”
Seeing that I stared at the gestalt fill-in-the-blank for a long time, but didn't fill in any blanks, Ouyang Chuchu said to me with a smile.
There are so many English words on the test paper, wouldn't it be enough to copy a few on it? It's all wrong, but it's better than empty!
The final composition, I can't push it out with push, I can only copy the east and west sentences on the volume, and I don't know what I copied.
"You think I'll be able to reward you with two points if you copy a few random sentences?" Ouyang Chuchu asked me.
"Isn't it like this when teachers revise papers? Even if it's all wrong, it's hard work to write for half a day! I said.