What appeared in our eyes at this moment was actually four living ancient zombies, these ancient zombies were chained, and the terrifying appearance was simply numb. Although I, Mo Laosan, have traveled countless times from south to north, it is the first time to watch these ancient zombies like watching animals in a zoo.

The deep hole under our feet, like a "cage" that can never climb out, the four zombies locked in the hole, their appearance is even more strange and abnormal, they are wearing robes, and they are wearing Buddhist beads around their necks, although they have been oxidized for thousands of years, they have long been worn out, but you can see at a glance that these are four monks!

In the face of such a terrible scene, I was in place with the old man, and I was already so frightened that my soul was scattered, and our faces were as if they were powdered, how white and how white. What the is going on? Who locked up four monks here a thousand years ago? What kind of place is this Guixu Temple?

However, at this moment, my mouth and that of the old man were suddenly covered by a big hand! People are not rational at all in a state of extreme panic, and at this moment, the old man and I took out the dick and were about to sweep the fuck behind us, and then we were just about to shoot, but we saw that the person covering our mouths turned out to be an oil lamp monk! He said to us with an anxious face: "Shhhh ”

I was stunned for a moment with the old man, and then I slowly calmed down a little, I shook off the hand of the oil lamp monk, and said with a hideous face: "What the hell are you old guy doing!" I advise you to confess and be lenient, otherwise I will let you taste what it means to resist strictly! Believe it or not, I will shoot you on behalf of the party and the people right now! ”

The oil lamp monk sighed and said, "Alas, you haven't turned on the fuse yet, shhh, be quiet, let's get out of here first." ”

The real identity of the oil lamp monk is the director of the 749 Bureau, and in the face of a pediatric threat like mine, he obviously didn't take it seriously at all, turned around and left. The old man and I followed him back to the first "forked passage", and the oil lamp monk sat on a stone and smiled helplessly at us: "It seems that we still lack trust in each other, and you are actually following me, hehe." ”

The old man said: "Trust a fart, you don't fucking come to this set." Tell me, what the hell are going on with those four ancient zombies. ”

The oil lamp monk said: "Those four ancient zombies have known for thousands of years at a glance, you know that this matter has nothing to do with me, why do you speak in such an angry tone." ”

The old man said: "It's not Gu Zhuang itself that we are angry, but you actually concealed such a big thing from us, so it can be seen that you old guy must have hidden a lot of things from us, what is this called cooperation?" your turtle ball! ”

After listening to the words of the old man, the oil lamp monk not only did not get angry, but laughed, he said: "Last time I went to Xiling Seal Society to visit Lao Gu, when I drank tea, I heard their older generation talk about you, they said that you are indeed very capable, but you are always full of swearing, three sentences of discord on the father and mother, they say that you scold people to get the true biography of the Kongtong faction, the trick is strange and strange, the person who has been scolded by you, just like swallowing a mouthful of hot, is as depressed and uncomfortable, this time I saw your deity, it was exactly the same as the rumor."

The remarks of the oil lamp monk, I Mo Laosan raised his hands and legs in agreement, the old man is really cheap, he always likes to speak with dirty words, and he is never tired of it, and he also teaches his mother. Once he drank too much, the hiccups were all a smell of red oil chicken feet mixed with Yanjing beer, he walked to me full of alcohol, patted me on the shoulder like an old chief, and then said to me seriously: "Third child, you remember, if you quarrel with others in the future, don't say that your mother is dead, but say that your second aunt is dead, so the other party will feel very strange, why suddenly scold the second aunt?" But because I am arguing and I can't ask you questions, I can only hold the question in my heart, which is very uncomfortable, which is a high-level way of quarreling."

The old man obviously didn't want to talk to the oil lamp monk, he said with an unhappy face: "You don't interrupt Lao Tzu, I'm asking you about Gu Zhuang, what kind of acquaintance are you fucking talking about, tell me quickly, what the hell is going on with Gu Zhuang!" ”

The oil lamp monk sighed first, and then said with a smile: "If you want to talk about this matter, it is that my sister-in-law's family bumped into my brother-in-law—it's a long story." ”

So, the oil lamp monk told us a story about the Guixu Temple......

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It is said that a long, long time ago, there was a god man in Tibet, who was not only handsome and chic, but also able to speak and have medical skills. In our current vernacular, this person is handsome, and he can talk to him, and he will be sick of his mother. Who is this man? We really don't know his real name, but his name is like thunder, and the world calls him: "Monk Huanxi".

Monk Huanxi looked at the disease, there was no category of restrictions, although it was internal medicine, surgery, orthopedics, pediatrics, gynecology, he was proficient in everything. Huanxi monk cures diseases, in summary, in four words: medicine to get rid of diseases.

You may want to ask, how could a person two thousand years ago, even if his medical skills were more powerful than Hua Tuo, be proficient in medicine and medicine? In fact, the secret of the wonderful hand of the monk Huanxi lies in a medicine: the poppy.

As early as before the Six Dynasties, the ancients knew about the use of opium poppy to treat headaches, but the Tibetan region was far away from the mountains and emperors, and they knew nothing about this plant. The Huanxi monk used it to deceive the hearts of the people and became a well-known local "miracle doctor monk".

Using poppies to deceive people is still pediatric for the great deeds of the monk Huanxi, and the most vicious thing about this guy is to instigate a sick girl to practice "Huanxi". What is the practice of joy? To put it bluntly, that's what it does, you know.

At that time, whenever a girl with a delicate face was sick, the monk Huanxi would always deliberately exaggerate the illness and put on a heavy face of "not living for half a month". So everyone's performance was in the heart of the happy monk, first crying and shouting, and then, he took out a lot of money to ask the happy monk to help his daughter change her life against the sky.

Whenever it comes to this step, the monk Huanxi will always look up to the sky and sigh, and then solemnly say to the girl's family: If you want to change your life against the sky, the only way to practice the "Huanxi Technique" is to rob people from the hands of the king of Hades, so every time he casts a spell, he will lose three years of yang life. And after practicing the "joy technique", the girl's chastity will be gone, and I hope that the family members will consider it carefully.

If I had been born in that era and heard such bastard remarks, I would definitely not hesitate to go up to a set of Jinxi Northwest Military Body Boxing. But it's a pity that the ancients were ignorant, and the girl in his own family was almost dying, so what did she care about chastity......

Next, the monk cleared the family members, then took the girl into the hut, closed the curtains, and began to hum. After a good time, he fed the poppy paste to the girl, and the whole thing was done.

This heinous hoax lasted for many years until the appearance of another god-man......

That's right, that's the Guixu monk.