Fu Ling smiled bitterly: "How could I provoke the Great God?!" ”

Xuanwu looked at Fu Ling: "Sometimes it's not you who cause trouble, it's trouble that looks for you!" Since we've already looked for you, we'll face it, and it's not a big deal. ”

Fu Ling said indifferently: "Well, I know, there is no hurdle that I can't pass, I really can't get over, I can't do it, I don't sleep anywhere." ”

Xuanwu was amused by Fu Ling and said: "Don't worry, silly girl, you also have a background, you now have a real person's treasure mirror in your right hand, and Master Ao Tian's bracelet in your left hand, if you can't do it, you can still call your senior brother Bai Rong." ”

Fu Ling shook his head: "Forget my senior brother, what you said, it's better to ask for others than for yourself." ”

Xuanwu smiled: "Since you know, then start practicing tomorrow!" ”

"Big brother, I won't be able to catch up with you if I practice for another hundred years! Studying hard is not for me, I have to think of some other way to save myself. ”

Xuanwu didn't believe it and asked, "What can you do?" ”

Fu Ling said confidently: "Now that we are in the era of science and technology, mobile phones have replaced thousands of miles of sound transmission, I must be able to think of a simple and practical way to subdue demons and eliminate demons." Don't worry, I'm usually too lazy to use my brain, and now I need to think about it. ”

"Well, think about it, your brain will rust if you don't use it anymore."

Fu Linghan smiled: "It's rare for you to speak so politely, my brain has long been rusty." ”

Xuanwu also laughed, and Fu Ling saw that Xuanwu was in a good mood now, and said, "Xuanwu, you teach me how to summon Yincha!" ”

Xuanwu asked strangely, "What are you summoning Yin to do?" ”

Fu Ling stood up, turned behind Xuanwu, and pinched Xuanwu's shoulders very dogged, "Yi doesn't press down, it's the same for many times." ”

Xuanwu asked, "Haven't you always disliked seeing yin?" What if you can't send it back? ”

Fu Ling hesitated a little, "Not really!" ”

Xuanwu accentuated his tone, "How can it be, as the saying goes, 'It's easy to please God, it's hard to send God', haven't you heard of it?" ”

Fu Ling continued to squeeze Xuanwu's shoulder, "Isn't that saying 'please God', what I want to invite is Yincha, I just want to learn to summon Yincha, in case there is something one day I want to find Yincha to inquire about it, isn't it convenient!" ”

"Don't you have anything to do with the bad guys to gossip? Since ancient times, 'Hades is good to see that little ghosts are difficult', be careful that he entangles you. ”

Fu Ling asked unconvinced, "Then why do you always summon Yin Cha?" ”

"I'm full of yang energy, you are the kind of person who can meet lonely ghosts when you walk during the day, and you want to summon two more if you have nothing to do, make up enough for four, are you going to play mahjong, or fight the landlord?"

Fu Ling was chilled by Xuanwu's words: "Forget it, if you don't want to teach, forget it." ”

Xuanwu smiled, "Are you well?" Don't have a fever? ”

"Okay, no need to take medicine."

Xuanwu picked up the magazine again: "Go back and drink more water yourself!" ”

Fu Ling saw that Xuanwu was driving her away, and he couldn't remember what else to ask, so he had to say, "Then I'll go back." ”

Xuanwu suddenly remembered: "By the way, don't forget the treasure mirror in your right hand, if you encounter danger, pat the other party with your right hand." Whether it's a ghost or a demon, you have to be ruthless, what they want is your life, so don't give the other party a chance to fight back. ”

Fu Ling was stunned: "So terrifying?!" ”

"The law of the jungle, that's the reality."

Fu Ling nodded: "Well, I see!" ”

Fu Ling walked out of Xuanwu's room, and wanted to drink more water obediently, but changed his mind when he saw the refrigerator.

Fu Ling took out a bucket of ice cream from the refrigerator and took another spoon back to his room.

Fu Ling sat on the bed and ate the refreshing ice cream spoonful by spoonful, but his mood did not become refreshed, but even lowered.

Tears flowed down unconsciously, tears dripped down the ice cream bucket, and Fu Ling didn't care, still eating slowly spoonful by spoonful.

"What's wrong?" Ao Tian's voice suddenly appeared in Fu Ling's ears.

Fu Ling sniffed, "I miss you." ”

"Tell the truth!"

Fu Ling wiped his tears with the back of his hand and said aggrievedly: "I feel uncomfortable. ”

After waiting for a few seconds, Ao Tian's voice came again, "If you want to cry, cry happily, don't hold yourself back." ”

"Hmm!"

After Fu Ling agreed, he put the ice cream bucket on the bedside table, took a deep breath, slapped his thighs with both hands, and cried: "Why is my life so bitter!" ”

Xuanwu heard Fu Ling's cry, he was stunned at first, and just wanted to go to see what kind of demon Fu Ling was doing, but suddenly felt Ao Tian's breath, Xuanwu smiled, and then looked at his magazine.

Fu Ling didn't know why, he couldn't cry anymore after crying twice, so he picked up the ice cream again and ate it.

Ao Tian's voice came, "Why don't you cry?" ”

Fu Ling said calmly: "I'm tired, rest for a while"

Ao Tian said sarcastically: "Do you still have an intermission for crying?" Do you really feel like you're miserable? At least you can eat ice cream if you want, have you seen pictures of African children? They were all hungry to the bone. There's also Kevin Carter's "The Hungry Sultan," which shows a hungry skinny Sudanese girl, about to starve to death, and she falls to her knees while the vulture is not far behind the girl, waiting to hunt the girl. ”

Fu Ling said, "I've seen that picture. ”

"Did you know that Kevin Carter committed suicide shortly after the picture of 'The Hungry Sultan' won the Pulitzer Prize?"

"You know, after this photo was published in the New York Times, many people condemned Carter for being cruel and not putting down the camera to save the little girl. Then Carter felt too stressed and committed suicide. ”

"They are desperate and powerless to change the situation, so they can complain about their lives. What about you? ”

Fu Ling asked rhetorically, "Ao Tian, are you here to comfort me?" ”

"No, it's you who made me cry and disturbed me reading!"

Fu Ling complained: "What kind of person, I feel so uncomfortable in my heart, and you don't comfort me." ”

"The strong don't need comfort."

Fu Ling rolled his eyes, "I'm weak. ”

"The weak don't need sympathy."

Fu Ling didn't understand, "Aren't they all 'sympathetic to the weak'?" Why don't you need sympathy? ”

Ao Tian said proudly: "I don't like the weak, so I don't need to sympathize with the weak." ”

Fu Ling really couldn't stand Ao Tian's way of chatting, "Big brother, I'm going to wash and sleep, you should rest early, your eyes are tired from reading too many books." ”

"Well, if you want to open it, it's fine."

"I want to open it! Don't worry, I'm not going to kill myself. ”

Ao Tian didn't answer, Fu Ling knew that he was too sad just now, and the feeling of grief affected Ao Tian's mood, and now that his mood was better, Ao Tian didn't bother to pay attention to her.

Fu Ling sighed, picked up the empty box of ice cream after eating, and walked out of the room.