Chapter 9 Ding, System Failure
"Rub!" Zhang Yu's hand suddenly appeared a talisman.
There are strange words drawn on the talisman, which looks quite strange.
"Yo, I'm starting to play tricks." Master Sun said with a smile.
Zhang Yu ignored him, he picked up a lighter from the side, and then lit the spirit rune.
"Whew!"
The spirit rune burned, and a blinding light appeared!
"Yo, the trick is getting good!" Master Sun continued to smile and said, "Your trick is on the flyover, you can earn dozens of dollars a day, right?" ”
"Ah!!h Master Sun thought that everyone would burst into laughter, but unexpectedly, all the students present suddenly screamed, and some even peed their pants in fright.
"Hell... Hell! ”
Master Sun's brows immediately furrowed, and he followed everyone's gaze and looked at the top of his head.
“WCNM!” Master Sun was so frightened that he sat on the ground.
The red-clothed female ghost was surrounded by resentment, and her hideous face glared at Zhang Yu.
Immediately afterward, a gust of wind blew in the private room, and the wine glasses, wine bottles, and chandelier above the table suddenly shattered.
"Help... Help me! The most exaggerated thing was Chu Feng, who shrank in the corner and shivered.
The situation of the others is not much better, I don't know how many boys are so frightened that they cry.
"Can you see me," the female ghost asked in a hoarse voice.
Zhang Yu laughed and said, "Just a little ghost, how can you hide this Heavenly Master!" ”
Ding, the host pretends to be forced successfully, and gets 5 pretending to be forced!
"Don't be afraid, everyone!" At this time, Master Sun stubbornly stood up from the ground, "It's just a little ghost, see how I subdue her!" ”
After speaking, he took out a spirit rune from his waist, and then held the spirit rune between his fingers, and said something in his mouth.
"Taishang Laojun, anxious as a law!"
"Rub!"
He held a talisman in his hand and slammed it towards the lewd ghost.
The spirit rune was like a dart, and it was instantly attached to the forehead of the female ghost.
"Master Sun, awesome!" A daring student shouted.
"In the name of an exorcist, I borrow the power of the Three Thousand Heavenly Monarchs!" After the spirit talisman was attached to his forehead, Master Sun shouted angrily.
Then he took out a peachwood sword from his waist and quickly slashed at the female ghost.
"Die!"
Master Sun shouted angrily.
At this moment, the female ghost moved, and with a wave of her big red sleeves, she instantly cut the peachwood sword into two pieces.
"Ahh Master Sun's face changed, he hurriedly took a step back, and shouted again: "Taishang Laojun, hurry..."
"Whoosh!"
Before Master Sun could finish speaking, the female ghost suddenly came to him, and her scarlet claws grabbed Master Sun's neck and carried him into the air.
"I've come to fruition... Today, you all have to die..."The female ghost grabbed Master Sun's neck, almost tearing him apart.
Everyone was already in a mess, and some people wanted to escape from this private room, but found that the door was closed and could not be opened at all!
"It's over..."Li Kui sat on the ground with a dead face, looking at Master Sun who had been thrown aside.
"I... We still have Zhang Yu..."At this time, Ren Ling'er whispered.
Unfortunately, no one in the private room paid attention to him.
The evil ghost that even Master Sun can't solve, Zhang Yu is a pretending to be a train with a mouth, who can believe it?
"Don't be afraid, Xiao Man, hurry up and put on a corset to ward off evil spirits." Zhang Yu said to Xiao Man with a smile.
Xiao Man was already frightened, she sat on the sofa and covered her face, not daring to open her eyes at all.
"." Chu Feng got up from the ground, quickly snatched the evil corset, and then directly put it on his body.
"Shy Nyima is shameless." Zhang Yu shook his head, "I can't bear to look at it directly." ”
After saying that, he also took out his mobile phone from his pocket and took two photos.
"What's next... It's your turn..."The lewd ghost looked at Zhang Yu coldly, and the scarlet aura swept through the entire private room.
At this moment, Zhang Yu had no waves in his heart, and even wanted to laugh a little.
There's a ghost hunting system, I'm afraid of a hair?
"Quickly kneel down and beg for mercy for this Heavenly Master, and this Heavenly Master may spare your life." Zhang Yu dug his nose and said.
Ding, the host pretends to be forced successfully, and gets 5 pretending to be forced.
"What can you do to me?" The lewd ghost sneered, and the resentment on his body was furious.
The temperature in the private room dropped suddenly, and the whole room turned scarlet.
"Wow, that's amazing, give you a round of applause!" Zhang Yu said with a smile, "Why don't I sing you another song to help you have fun?" ”
"Whew!" The female ghost was furious and pounced on Zhang Yu.
"Woohoo NMB!" Zhang Yu slapped the female ghost in the face, beating the female ghost with a stunned face.
"You... You actually hit me? Shock was written all over the girl's face.
Zhang Yu said with a smile: "What's wrong with beating you?" Well? ”
"Whew!"
The female ghost was completely enraged by Zhang Yu, she was full of resentment, and roared angrily: "I'm going to swallow you!" ”
The yin qi in the private room suddenly became violent, and the red qi instantly slapped Zhang Yu away.
"System, exchange me for an exorcism sword!" Zhang Yu hurriedly shouted in his heart.
"Ding, the exorcism sword, can kill the imps below the fifth grade, and consume fifty outfits!" The system prompts.
"Redeem!" Zhang Yu shouted as he ran.
"Ding... The system is faulty and restarting. ”
"I'm CNM!" Zhang Yu was stunned when he heard this, this broken system was so immortal that it actually failed at this time!
"Ding, the host insults the system, deduct 10 pretense points."
"I..." Zhang Yu suddenly felt a big head.
"Master Sun, hurry up, get up and beat her!" Zhang Yu shouted as he ran.
That Master Sun fell to the ground like a dead dog, motionless.
At this moment, everyone's hopes were completely shattered.
"Are we really going to die here..."Li Fang's face was extremely pale, and there were bursts of classmates' cries from the corner.
"I'm only twenty years old, I don't want to die..."Xiao Man covered his face and cried loudly.
Behind Zhang Yu, the female ghost was asking for her life, and her terrifying face almost stuck to Zhang Yu's face several times.
"This Heavenly Master is here!" Zhang Yu let out a loud shout, took out the peachwood sword and swung it wildly.
"Click!" But the peachwood sword couldn't hurt the third-grade imp at all, and it became two the moment it touched it.
"Suffer death..."The female ghost's hoarse voice sounded in Zhang Yu's ears.
"Wait!" Zhang Yu stopped and shouted.
The female ghost stared at Zhang Yu with a playful expression, and sneered: "Do you want to beg for mercy now... It's late..."
"I beg you, uncle!" Zhang Yu took a deep breath, tore open his throat and scolded.
"You old immortal ugly bastard, I'm a fairy banban, I'm (&%¥#%....."
Appeared! It's a foul-mouthed ghost hunt!
The female ghost's face changed and changed, and the resentment on her body dimmed a little.
"Hey, it seems to work!" Zhang Yu was secretly happy in his heart.
"You're looking for death..."In the blink of an eye, the female ghost swept in again, and the yin qi was stronger than before!
"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast!" Zhang Yu performed a children's rhyme ghost hunt!
The female ghost took a few steps back again!
"Hehe, is this what you're capable of...", but whether it's a stinky mouth ghost hunt or a children's rhyme ghost hunt, it can only hurt this female ghost.
If you want to kill it, it's impossible!
The people in the class looked confused, could this jade be stupid? Why did you suddenly start singing nursery rhymes?
"Come on!" The yin qi on the female ghost's body surged again, and a pair of scarlet claws grabbed at Zhang Yu!
"Mom!" Zhang Yu was so frightened that he turned his head and ran
"System, system!" Zhang Yu shouted while running, but the system did not react at all.
"CNM, CNM, ugly, ugly! Two tigers, two tigers, run fast! Zhang Yu used the stinky mouth ghost hunting technique while running.
I have to say that these two tricks did work and slowed down the female ghost's speed.
"Huh?" At this moment, Zhang Yu looked at the microphone and suddenly opened his mind.
"There it is!" Thinking of this, Zhang Yu hurriedly shouted to his classmates: "Hurry up and order me a song or two tigers!" ”
"I'll order you MB! It's all this time, and you still want to sing nursery rhymes! You retarded thing! A grumpy boy in the class yelled.
Zhang Yu was angry, seeing that this female ghost was about to catch up, he couldn't run to order it himself, right? I'm afraid I'm not done yet, but I'll be sucked to death by this female ghost!
"Dangdangdang~"
Just when Zhang Yu was about to despair, a familiar melody suddenly came from the stereo!
It's two tigers!
"I... I'll give you something...."Ren Ling'er sat next to the song ordering table and said helplessly.