Chapter 356: The female ghost knocks on the window
I don't know what this is expecting? Could she be wondering if I could give her that too!
A woman is a creature! It's just different from men. Once a man wants something, he will say it directly. Women are different, they are too embarrassed to speak.
Therefore, as long as a man can see through a woman's mind, it is easy to please a woman.
This is also the reason why Lu Xiannian, the old guy, left so many love debts outside.
As a stinky fortune teller, anyone can see through it and want to see through a woman's mind, isn't that a matter of being caught?
If she pleases a woman, she will naturally take the initiative to pounce up.
If the woman who pounced was very beautiful, there were a few men who could hold it. Men don't take the initiative to attract bees and butterflies, this can be done.
But butterflies and bees fly over, no matter how strong their self-control is, they can't help but play with them.
At this moment, the face of a woman who had been distorted and deformed appeared on the windshield. It was the female ghost, the one we had met in the school building before, crawling around the walls like a spider.
Did she see that Wei Xuan was not there, so she took the initiative to run out to trouble me and Ouyang Chuchu?
"Ahh
This, the female ghost scared me a little, and she scared me directly.
"Isn't it in my arms? With me, what can't you do with that female ghost? Why are you so loud? I was a little speechless and said to the girl, "Do you know that people are scary and scared to death?" I'm scared to death of your husband. ”
"You're so careless?" The girl buried her head in my arms with a frightened expression.
The female ghost bared her teeth and slapped the windshield with her bloody hands, making a "bang".
Fortunately, Pajero's windshield is relatively strong and was not damaged by her. Otherwise, the female ghost would have to get in. If she does, it's not going to be fun.
"Why haven't you moved?" When the girl saw that I hadn't moved for a long time, she asked me a little worriedly.
"What do you want me to do? Is it so moving? ”
As I said this, I moved twice in a humble way.
With the way she is sitting on my lap now, and my movements, if there are passers-by outside, they may mistakenly think that I am doing that with this girl in the car!
"Nasty!"
The girl rubbed her hand on my face and said, "I told you to move the female ghost, who told you to move me?" ”
"The female ghost didn't come in, and the door won't open, I want to move, but you have to tell me, how to move?" I said to the with a speechless face.
"Then let's just sit back and wait?" Ouyang Chuchu asked me.
"Since this female ghost is looking for trouble with us, we naturally can't be in a hurry!"
I smiled and said, "You just sit on my lap with peace of mind, let's take a good look and see what show this female ghost is going to perform for us?" ”
"Bang! Syllable! Syllable! ”
This female ghost, looking at her like this, seems to be more powerful than the windshield! Without saying a word, she began to beckon to the glass with her bloody paws again.
"I'm so scared!" Ouyang Chuchu looked at me with a scared face and said.
This, after all, is a woman. In this case, she said not to be afraid, that is absolutely false.
You know, as a big man, I was so scared when I heard the sound of the female ghost slapping the windshield.
"It's okay! I'm here. ”
I have a talisman in my hand, and I have the "Yin and Yang Sutra" in my heart, just a female ghost, I'm afraid of a fart?
It's a big deal, tonight I will give up my childlike body, have a yin and yang combination with Ouyang Chuchu, and destroy this female ghost. Combining yin and yang in the car, just thinking about it is strangely exciting.
"What are you thinking?"
Probably seeing a lewd smile on my face, Ouyang Chuchu's girl immediately glanced at me with alert eyes. It's like I'm going to do something bad behind her back.
"Miss you!" I smiled and said, "I want to make you comfortable." ”
As I spoke, I moved twice more cheaply.
"Nasty! Not serious! ”
That has probably been teased by me too many times, and now she won't blush.
When she blushes, she is shy. Now she doesn't blush, she's like that, she's coquettish.
Whether it's shy beauty or coquettish beauty, for me, it's a beautiful scenery, so beautiful that it almost suffocates me.
This girl is so beautiful, I have to show my love for her! Thinking so, I quickly stretched out both hands at the same time, one in front and one in the back.
It's all soft, it's all elastic, it's all so round, and it feels so good.
"Uh-huh......"
Ouyang Chuchu muttered quietly.
This girl's voice is so good, I feel crispy when I hear it. I really want to just press her to the seat and give her something.
"Don't be so annoying, people aren't ready yet!" The girl looked at me with misty eyes and said, "The first time I don't want to be in the car, don't be in front of this female ghost, I want to be in my own home." ”
Although the car is exciting, the space of this Pajero is indeed not small, but if I really want that, I still feel a little unable to use it. The most important thing is that there is a female ghost slapping the windshield at this time!
I'm really bold enough. The female ghost is right in front of me, I am not scared, I can still think of doing that, I am also convinced of myself.
"Click......
I heard a crunch, and then I noticed that Pajero's windshield suddenly cracked like a spider's web.
I said earlier that the windshield of this Pajero is strong, but now it seems that this thing is not so strong! The female ghost had not been filming for a quarter of an hour, and the windshield was broken.
At this time, I was calm.
"The female ghost is coming in, and your hand is not honest." The girl said to me tremblingly.
"Wei Xuan gave me a talisman, and that talisman needs your Yin Water and my Yang Blood as an introduction." I mean what I said, but Ouyang Chuchu's girl looked at me with disbelieving eyes, as if I was lying to her.
The blood of the sunshine is actually the blood on the tip of the tongue.
Seeing that the windshield was about to break, it seemed too late to use your hands. I used my hands to support Ouyang Chuchu's upper body to the co-pilot's side, and then buried his head.
I'm not trying to take advantage of her, but I'm still at a loss!
But it tastes pretty good.
After tasting the taste and taking the water of the Yin into my mouth, I bit down so hard that I bit the tip of my tongue.
The blood on the tip of my tongue was mixed with the water of the Yin, I stirred it with my tongue, and then licked it on the talisman as Wei Xuan said.
The introduction has already been made, why doesn't this charm smoke or something?
There was no reaction at all, could it be that Wei Xuan took it wrong, this talisman is useless at all, right?
"Whoa!"
At this moment, with a crisp sound, Pajero's originally good windshield shattered the female ghost. The glass shattered into small particles one by one, all of which were obtuse and did not scratch people.
But that's not the point, the point is that the windshield has been broken, and there is no longer any shield between us and the female ghost.
The female ghost was not polite at all, let out a loud "wow", and then pounced on us.
Although I am not a professional Taoist priest, I have practiced with that little calf nose for so long, and the hard kung fu on my body is still there.
When the female ghost was about to pounce on me, I slapped the talisman in my hand on her body with a thunderous momentum.
I didn't actually mean it, and I don't know if it was too good luck or whatever. Anyway, I slapped the talisman on the female ghost's chest directly and impartially.
"Rascals! Even the female ghost is cheaper! "That said me.