Chapter 596: Goddess Festival Strange Dante
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"Of course, Maria, as much as I would love to accompany you all the way to your house, and it just so happens that your husband is not there, it is exactly what I want to have a good night with." When An Yi left the palace, he was about to look for Dante's figure, but at a glance he saw Dante with a rose in his mouth and a sassy look hooking up with a woman from a good family.
He propped up the carriage with one hand, and held a noble lady's soft wattle in the other, his eyes were extremely sad and regretful, and he whispered in a magnetic hoarse voice: "But, you also know that I am a bird destined to be bound to freedom, and you also know that I now have tasks that I have to undertake, such as ...... Yes, take care of my eldest nephew. β
"Hey! Big nephew! You're there too! The sharp-eyed Dante instantly found the peace of mind watching the play on the sidelines, and waved his hand and said loudly.
Thinking about whether to ignore or ignore or ignore, in the end, under the gaze of the people around him, he could only sigh helplessly and walked over.
"Dante, guess what Tracey and Letty do to you and this Maria...... Eh, are you interested in Miss's story? Anyi, who originally wanted to call Miss, almost distorted her voice when she saw this noble lady who was enough to call her grandmother.
My day, I deserve to be the son of the Dark Knight, and the taste is fucking hot.
"Roar, roar, roar...... You see, my eldest nephew is so naughty, so I have to take it home and educate him well. Dante's face immediately changed, and he instantly came behind Anyi, covered his mouth, and complained to the "young lady" of Maria with a difficult smile on his face: "See you again in a few hundred years, my lady!" Leave! Good bye! Sayonara! β
Then, before the beautiful "young lady" could react, he pulled An Yi and fled in a hurry, until he was sure that the other party was not likely to chase after him, Dante stopped, and held on to the wall in fear and gasped for breath.
Dante...... All along, I thought you were a or sexually impotent, and I was sorry for my reckless thoughts. An Yi apologized and said softly: "I really didn't expect that it was your taste like this...... Well, unique. β
"Don't worry, I won't tell Tracey about them, after all, men have their own sexual fetishes, such as I'm hand controlled or something."
"Fuck you!" Feeling that his dignity as a man had been violated, Dante retorted angrily: "Do you think it's fun for Lao Tzu to run away in such a panic? β
"Don't talk nonsense, what just happened?" An Yi poked Dante with his elbow and teased: "Is the old love unburned, or the remaining love?" β
"Neither!" Dante glared at the gloating An Yi angrily, then touched his chin and said with a rather narcissistic emotion: "This is to blame, blame me for being too dazzling back then." β
"Koukushi!"
"What's that look on your face?" Dante immediately expressed his disbenecy: "No matter what, Lao Tzu in person is also fighting all the way to the demon world, right?" At that time, I didn't know what happened back then, thinking that the guy in Monders was the boss behind the scenes, and he fought all the way to the royal city of Auschwitz, and almost destroyed half of the city at that time. β
"Shocked, after doing such a thing, weren't you beaten half to death by Monders?" An Yi expressed considerable surprise at his legendary experience.
ββ¦β¦ Well, although he was beaten half to death later. Dante coughed lightly, and then immediately said: "However, the point is not this, but that I was also a little fresh meat at that time, to be strong and powerful, to be handsome and handsome, you go and ask, which lady in Auschwitz did not have my spring dream at that time?" Later, I went to the abyss to make trouble, even if it was other places, there was my fan sister, right? β
"Then, your fans found out that their idol had become a middle-aged sugar waste, and they probably committed suicide." In fact, Dante is not as unbearable as An Yi said, although he is no longer young in appearance, he is also the type of charming middle-aged handsome uncle, but An Yi is impossible to say such a thing even if he dies.
"Alas, don't mention this, I'll forget it, so much time has passed, those fan girls are basically dead, old and old, for example, the Maria just now, was also a sexy young woman who still had charm." Dante slammed his mouth, with a look of remembrance, while his right hand was repeatedly kneaded in the air, not knowing what he was recalling: "She still has her daughter, the threesome is really good, one stroke and two holes-"
βStopοΌ If it goes on like this, this book will eat jujube pills! An Yi immediately made a stop gesture and shouted loudly.
"Mr. Dante's affair history is over for the time being, let's go back quickly, I've been here long enough!"
I don't know why, when An Yi said the words "go back", Dante's movements froze for a moment, but An Yi, who was bent on going back, didn't notice this detail.
"Uh...... Go back, well, that's right, I'm going back, and I've been staying for a long time, yes, I'm going back. Dante rubbed his hands together and nodded in agreement, "But you have to think about everything, in case you still have something to solve, it won't be easy, right?" β
"For example?" An Yi glanced at him suspiciously.
"Uh-huh." Dante blinked, then clapped his hands and suddenly realized, "Let's say you're just newly married, right?" The impact of leaving so quickly is definitely not good, yes, the impact is not good! β
"It's Mendes, she asked me to leave." An Yi glanced at him, and then said a little suspiciously: "You guy...... Is there something hiding from me? β
"Hiding it from you?" Dante's expression was startled, and at the same time he hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no!" How could it be! Hahahaha...... You're so funny......"
"I always feel ...... You're suspicious......" An Yi looked at Dante with a scrutinizing gaze, and the latter smiled awkwardly and looked a little strange.
Suddenly, not far away there was a burst of music, and Dante, who heard this music, suddenly remembered something and exclaimed: "Aha! That's right! β
"What the hell are you calling?" An Yi frowned and said dissatisfied.
"Yes, today is the day of the goddess festival of the demon world, a festival once in a hundred years, you can't miss it!" Dante's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly pushed An Xiang to walk towards the square where the music had come.
"It's rare to come to the Demon Realm, so you have to keep some good memories, right? The Goddess Festival is quite lively, so if you come to play, you can't miss it! β
"Huh? Wait, I'm not here to play......" An Yi looked at a loss.
"Hey, don't worry about these details! Hurry up! Hurry up! Dante repeatedly advised: "I promise, when I finish the festival, I will definitely take you back." β
Not a delusion, Dante...... Definitely there is a problem!
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PS: Day, tomorrow is Tanabata, Fake!