"The first time I pretended to be forced failed." Zhang Yu was a little annoyed.

"The system prompts that the female ghost Rika is about to attack you." At this time, a voice suddenly came from the pretending system.

As soon as the words fell, the female ghost had already whimpered and pounced on Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu screamed, turned his head and ran, scolding as he ran: "CNM, tell me what to do quickly!" ”

In the blink of an eye, Zhang Yu ran around the dormitory building for three full laps, and Xiao Man on the side couldn't stand it anymore.

"Ding! The system prompts that the host can use free child urine to exorcise ghosts, is it redeemable? ”

"Change, change!" Zhang Yu shouted without even thinking about it.

"Ding, the old man said that the jade should be exchanged for a large cup of boy urine!" System prompts.

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Yu suddenly felt a strong urge to urinate from his bladder.

"it!" Zhang Yu scolded, he turned around and saw that he had just run next to Xiao Man.

It's also too humiliating to pee in front of your own goddess!

But he couldn't care so much about it now, because the urge to urinate could no longer be stopped, so he turned around and scolded loudly: "Bold female ghost, let you taste the urine of this heavenly master!" ”

After saying that, he couldn't bear the urge to urinate anymore, and immediately took off his pants, and the urine sprayed at the female ghost in front of him.

The two people in the room were already reggiose, and Xiao Man covered his eyes with a blush.

"Whew!" The boy's urine sprayed on the female ghost's body, and the female ghost immediately screamed and took a few steps back, and puffs of black smoke floated from her body.

"Ding! Su advocated that the jade pretend to be successful and get a little pretending value! ”

Zhang Yu was overjoyed, he didn't expect this boy to be so powerful!

And Xiao Man and Chu Feng opened their mouths wide, this Nima... It's too!

"Don't worry, Xiaoman, I will definitely protect you!" Zhang Yu looked at Xiao Man and leaked a smile that he thought was very handsome.

The female ghost didn't stop there, her face became even more hideous, and swept over again.

Seeing this, Chu Feng, who was not far away, turned black and white for a while.

"Such a good opportunity, I can't let you be in the limelight!" Chu Feng gritted his teeth, resisted fear and got up from the ground, and quickly ran to Xiao Man's side.

He followed Zhang Yu's example, pointed at the female ghost and scolded: "Bold female ghost, taste the young master's boy urine!" ”

After saying that, he also took a soak of urine, but unfortunately, his urine went straight through the female ghost's body, not only did it not play a half-point role, but attracted the attention of the female ghost.

The female ghost changed direction and pounced on Chu Feng.

"Mom!" Chu Feng was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, his whole face pale.

Zhang Yu dug out his nose and wiped it on Chu Feng's body, and then shouted: "Boy, only the urine of this Heavenly Master can exorcise ghosts, look at it!" ”

"Ding! Su advocated that the jade pretend to be successful and get a little pretending value! The system prompts again.

"Hurry up and give me another copy of the child's urine, this time I want a super large portion!" Zhang Yu hurriedly shouted to the system.

"Ding, the old man advocates that the jade be exchanged for a super large portion of the boy's urine, and consume a little bit of pretending value!"

Then Zhang Yu felt a stronger urge to urinate!

He didn't waste time, he immediately took out his pistol and pointed it at the female ghost!

"Uncle, spare your life~" Just as she was about to launch, the female ghost suddenly turned into a beautiful appearance, crying pear blossoms with rain.

"Nima!" Zhang Yu couldn't help but curse, and hurriedly urinated to the side.

This oversized portion of urine was impartial, and it just sprayed Chu Feng's face.

Chu Feng's face immediately turned green, and the thick yellow urine fell down his hair drop by drop.

Fortunately, no one noticed him at the moment, otherwise he would have lost his face and lost his hair.

"Quickly tell your grievances, and this Heavenly Master may spare your life." Zhang Yu stared at this female ghost directly, and for a while he thought that this female ghost was a little good-looking?

Hey, Dick Si is always so easy to empathize.

"Master Heaven, I also have a word of suffering." The female ghost cried with pear blossoms and rain, and told Zhang Yu what happened.

This female ghost turned out to be a sophomore at Jiangcheng University, she was not murdered, but was forced by a certain gentleman in the school, and she couldn't accept it, so she committed suicide by cutting her wrists in this dormitory.

The school paid to suppress the matter, and even her body was thrown in the dormitory.

So she accumulated resentment, turned into a female ghost, and became like this.

"Master Heaven, you must avenge me!" The female ghost cried and cried.

Zhang Yu pondered for a moment, and then said: "No matter what grievances you have, you should not persecute ordinary people, and after you die, you must go where you should go, otherwise King Yama will not let you go." ”

"The Heavenly Master knows that the little woman has never hurt anyone." The female ghost hurriedly said, "I also want to report to the underworld, but I am so angry that I can't leave this room, and I ask the Heavenly Master to save the little girl!" ”

Zhang Yu coughed and said, "This Heavenly Master thought that you had good thoughts and never hurt anyone, so I decided to open the net." ”

After speaking, Zhang Yu took out his Nokia mobile phone from his pocket and poked it twice.

"You... What are you doing? Xiao Man asked a little puzzled.

Zhang Yu said with a serious face: "I'll call King Yama and say hello to him." ”

Everyone was surprised, everyone laughed at Zhang Yu for using Nokia on weekdays, but they didn't expect this mobile phone to be able to call Hades!

When everyone was shocked, a discordant voice came from the mobile phone: Dear users, your mobile phone balance is insufficient, please recharge in time...."

The crowd had black lines on their faces.

Zhang Yu coughed dryly, he put down the phone and said, "Okay, I've already spoken to King Yama!" ”

"Ding! Su Zhiyu shocked and pretended to be forced, and obtained three points of pretending to be forced! ”

Three? I've made a fortune!

"Warm reminder, the female ghost pear flower needs to be exceeded, do you spend a little bit of pretending to be worth exceeding?" A voice came from the system.

"Redeem Redeem!" Zhang Yu didn't even think about it, so he just pretended to be worth it at all and sprinkled water.

As soon as the words fell, a golden character and a familiar melody flashed in Zhang Yu's mind.

Two tigers? I rub, the transcendent scriptures turned out to be two tigers?

Then he coughed dryly and said to the female ghost: "Right now, you need to be overdone to leave, and this Heavenly Master will overdo it for you and send you to the underworld!" ”

"Thank you Heavenly Master, Heavenly Master is very kind, the little girl will never forget!" The female ghost looked grateful to Dade.

Xiao Man, who was sitting on the side, said with some surprise: "Will you still be excessive?" ”

Zhang Yu nodded, he let out a loud shout, and said, "This Heavenly Master is coming!" ”

In an instant, the wind and clouds changed color, and everyone's eyes widened.

I saw Zhang Yu dancing with his hands, and a familiar melody sounded in his mouth.

"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast, both are male, both are male, what a pervert...."

Everyone was scorched by the thunder, and what was even more unacceptable was that the female ghost turned into a little light and began to dissipate slowly.

"Thank you handsome Heavenly Master, if I hadn't died, I would have married you..."

Handsome!

When Zhang Yu heard this, he almost jumped up with joy, from childhood to adulthood, this is the first time someone has used this word to describe himself!

"Ding! Su claims that the jade is super imp and gets 100 experience points! At this time, the system prompts.

"It's only a hundred experience points...."Zhang Yu muttered, but this is just a little ghost, so naturally he won't get too many experience points.

"Is the ghost gone?" Chu Feng wiped the urine on his face and asked.

Zhang Yu nodded, and Chu Feng hurriedly got up and ran to the dormitory when he saw this.

In the dormitory, there were three bewitching boys lying on the ground and falling asleep, Chu Feng immediately breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this.

"Both... Since it's okay, let's go back to sleep quickly..."Xiao Man said on the side, this ghost place, she didn't want to stay for a second.

"Xiaoman, I have opened a room in the hotel next to the school, I'll take you back." Chu Feng hurriedly ran out of the dormitory and said.

Xiao Man shook his head, but silently got up and prepared to leave.

In fact, she originally planned to accept Chu Feng tonight, but Chu Feng's performance really made her feel uncomfortable.

Chu Feng looked at Xiao Man's departing back, couldn't help but grit his teeth, and then glared at Zhang Yu.

"It's all because of you kid bad things!" Chu Feng gritted his teeth, "You wait for me!" ”

Zhang Yu sneered: "Scare me? This Heavenly Master has a hundred ways to scare you to death, but you are helpless! ”

"Ding, Su advocates that the jade pretend to be successful and get a little pretending value."

Zhang Yu didn't stay here for long, he was going to go back and study this pretending system.