Chapter Twenty-Three: In the Cave Room of Rosewood

When my hands were about to touch the cloth wrapped in the urn, I suddenly remembered something, and the hands that were about to touch the cloth seemed to have stepped on the brakes and stopped.

"What's wrong?" Just when I stopped, the voices of Lin Zhihao and Sister Chen sounded behind me in unison.

Half turned his head, looked at Sister Chen, and asked, "Sister Chen, I almost forgot, do you have your brother's relics on you now?" ”

After hearing this, Sister Chen was stunned for a moment, and then quickly turned around and walked out of the soft bedroom, but before Lin Zhihao and I could react, Sister Chen rushed back at a trot, still panting slightly. took a closer look, and saw that Sister Chen was holding something in her hand.

Soon, Sister Chen also spread out her left hand, and saw that there was an extra red rope on the palm of her hand. It's not so much a rope as a wrist strap on your wrist. It's just that this wrist rope is extremely simple, and there is nothing else except the big red.

I nodded and took the wrist rope from Sister Chen's hand. Although there was nothing on the surface, I was so happy in my heart that I didn't even think about it.

After all, for a secret marriage, it is only afraid that it will be shabby to carry out in this soft sleeper. Fortunately, there is this big red wrist rope to support the façade a little. In addition, this big red wrist rope is a relic of Sister Chen's younger brother, which is even better.

After taking the big red wrist rope, I motioned to Sister Chen and Lin Zhihao to step back a little. And such a small place really can't retreat there. So, I simply let the two of them retreat directly to the place where the door was opened and closed.

When I saw that the two of them had completely retreated to the opening and closing door, I also put the big red wrist rope in front of the urn, and at the same time began to untie the flower cloth that wrapped the urn.

It's incomprehensible, but I didn't expect it to be untied at first. The whole yin qi surrounding the urn was already coming towards me. When it came at me, I found that all the yin qi had turned black.

"I'll go, this upgrade is too fast, isn't it?" I couldn't help but mutter. After all, at first, the yin qi was only gray, but now it is completely black.

"It's really dark, and it's dark enough."

At this time, I also knew very well that this dark marriage was going to be held, but before that, I first let the yin qi of this black area change back to its true color. Now this black yin qi is obviously the reason for the deterioration.

I had to be surprised by this, because it was still pasted with the white rune paper. If not...... I just can't imagine it, and I can't imagine it. At the same time, this also had to make me point the arrow at the old fortune teller again...... Oh no, it's supposed to be an old bastard.

Even if it is a joint marriage, rather than a joint burial, this resentment will not be so explosive, it is like drinking a stimulant and opening a hanging, and this stimulant is the best, and the hanging is directly comparable to GM!

Now is not the time to think about this, but to do the things at hand. As for the old bastard's business, let's talk about it here.

I really didn't expect that this train to Old Man Tang's house would encounter such a tricky thing than the grievances ten years ago that Lin Zhihao said.

"Whew!"

If you spit out turbidity, you can't care so much. Black yin, oh no, it should be black resentment. I'd like to see if you two can reconcile me with such a strong grudge.

Touch, untie...... Sure enough, at the moment when the last step was completely unraveled, the entire black resentment had already wrapped my whole body tightly.

And Lin Zhihao and Sister Chen, who opened their yin and yang eyes, couldn't help but exclaim.

"Don't come here," I didn't look back, but blurted out subconsciously, "just stay there, if you move even a little bit, I'm afraid they will unceremoniously wrap you tightly, and then it will add a lot of trouble to me." ”

Fortunately, I blurted out first and stopped them. Because, I can already feel that Lin Zhihao has taken some steps towards me.

"Brother Zhihao, this is completely different from your third sister-in-law," I continued unhurriedly, "Although your third sister-in-law and your nephew have become bipolar mother-in-law corpses, there is still a trace of human consciousness left, otherwise you will directly become their meal on the fifteenth day of the seventh month." ”

After listening to my words, Lin Zhihao couldn't help but stutter, and even couldn't believe it: "Ah...... This...... No..... Isn't it......"

Believe it or not, that's just the way it is.

Getting back to business, my attention was now completely absorbed in the black resentment that enveloped me.

I don't know if it's because my life is very good and my life is very hard. This black resentment seems to be menacing and unstoppable, but that is only a superficial phenomenon. After wrapping me inside, I could see that there was a black cloud all around me and I couldn't see my fingers, and I could clearly see through the layers of black "fog" through my ghostly eyes.

Since I was able to make my ghostly eyes pierce through the layers of black "fog", this is obviously telling me what they are doing in the outside powerhouse. Of course, I also like this kind of strong outsider, I like it very much, I like it very much.

Hug Puzi said, it is advisable to know the secret blessing of Liujia when entering the mountain, and Zhu said: "The soldiers are all arrayed in front." ”

For those of us who do this, how can we not know the simplest and most practical mantra? You must know that all these nine-character long-term thoughts, everything is avoided, this is the Qimen nine-character decision.

Many people just know that by reciting these nine characters often, they can avoid bad luck and avoid evil, and they can also be transferred when they are unlucky. But I didn't know that there was another role, not only for yourself, but also for the person you want to play!

In an instant, I used my mouth and hand together, chanting the Qimen Nine Character Decision in my mouth, and my hand was quickly casting the handprint corresponding to each word.

Daozhi: "Front, soldiers, fights, people, all, arrays, columns, in, front!" ”

The words fell, the handprint ended, and the smoke vanished!

What happened behind me, I don't know. And in another casual conversation, Lin Zhihao talked about this. Because when I finished reciting the Qimen Nine Character Decision, the thick black resentment that wrapped me tightly seemed to be extinguished by a flame with a fire extinguisher, and he was stunned for a moment.

He never knew that this thing, which often appeared in TV series or movies or novels, had such a powerful effect, and he kept clamoring for me to teach it to him.

Indeed, the nine characters of Qimen are very simple, but they are also very customary. However, one thing is completely different. That is just a casual ordinary person, just reciting when encountering something, and an ordinary person often reciting the Tao, the effect is completely different.

Of course, for a Taoist priest who cultivates the Tao and has a spiritual energy that does not bother him, the effect is even more extraordinary.

"Hoo ......"

I couldn't help but let out another breath of turbidity, after all, it was a bit more than I imagined.

Although it must have been effective, I didn't expect it to be so good. Could it be that my life is good and my life is hard?

When I thought of this, I couldn't help but say to myself in my heart: "Xi into the Dao, Xi into the Dao, you have to thank you for such a good life and such a hard life!" ”

This mouthful of turbid air also means that the first step has been completed. The next step is to prepare for the second and final step.

"It's over?" Soon, Sister Chen's voice sounded behind me.

"The first step is over, the second and final step begins, the beginning of the underworld marriage." After saying that, I folded the cloth in half and set it aside.

Then, in front of me, there was the urn. It's just that what I didn't expect was that this urn was too luxurious.

Of course, this luxury does not refer to the decoration on the urn, but to the urn itself. Because this urn is made of red sandalwood.

It is important to know that this rosewood is the most valuable wood in the world, mainly growing in the tropical areas of the South Sea Islands. Moreover, the growth period of red sandalwood is extremely slow, only three centimeters thick every hundred years. It takes eight or nine hundred years or even a thousand years or even longer for the general red sandalwood to grow.

At the same time, the price of red sandalwood is measured in grams, how much is per gram. This is enough to imagine what the prestige of red sandalwood is.

The urn in front of me is made of rosewood. Although the urn itself has no carved decoration and looks extremely simple, the red sandalwood alone is enough to show its dignity and luxury to the end.

If you do too much carving on this urn, it will be more than that.

At first, I was still thinking that this marriage was the most singular and humble marriage I had ever seen. But now it seems that it is completely reversed.

This can't help but remind me of a sentence: burying the bones together to continue this life, just for the edge of the cave in the next life. A red sandalwood is set for three lives, how dare you forget the love of the ninth world!

That's right, a red sandalwood urn, especially for a dark marriage, is more valuable than the bride price given in any secret marriage.

Of course, having said that, this bride price is still indispensable.

Now, in this soft sleeper of the train, what I give as a matchmaker is indeed much shabby, but this is a token, but also a kind of love thing, plus the red sandalwood urn, it is enough!

"I'm ready to open the urn," I turned my head slightly to Sister Chen and said, "Sister Chen, you're ready, you're the operator, in other words, the officiant." I reminded.

Although Sister Chen didn't answer, she nodded heavily.

After all, this secret marriage is mixed with red and white ceremonies, and this time the secret marriage is foreshadowed in the soft sleeper of this train. There are still steps that should be taken, but I will save unnecessary ones.

After everything was finished, when Sister Chen's younger brother and his girlfriend were ready to return to the urn again, I sent a sentence: In the red sandalwood in the cave room, the ghost world recognizes.

And this sentence shows that the underworld wedding has been completed, the two are already husband and wife, and heaven and earth have been recognized. It's like going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate.

When he heard this, his brother and his girlfriend, oh no, should have said it was his wife now. The husband and wife were united in their gratitude to me.

It's been a long time, and the secret marriage is over. Although the process of this secret marriage is nothing, it is particularly cumbersome to prepare before this secret marriage. Moreover, Sister Chen's younger brother and his younger brother's wife are two disagreements, so to solve these two disagreements, the "stealing beams and changing pillars" must also be done very exquisitely.

I have to say that this is the first time I have held a secret marriage for others, and I am also a matchmaker in a secret marriage. Originally, I always thought and often said, "I've never eaten pork and I've seen pigs run." Now it seems that it is not so easy for this real "pork" to be "eaten" well.

After the end of the marriage, I also removed the piece of rune paper that was originally attached to the urn, and at the same time helped Sister Chen wrap the urn with a flower cloth again. Of course, I also took advantage of this time to learn about Sister Chen's family from Sister Chen's mouth half-jokingly and half-clichéd.

After all, rosewood is used as an urn, and this rosewood should be a long-aged rosewood. Such a long-aged rosewood can not be bought just by having money. Therefore, I also care about Sister Chen's family.

I don't know if this is a set, but it's really amazing.