The so-called "boiling eagle" is a kind of falconry that has been handed down from ancient times. We all know that humans domesticate cats and dogs usually by means of food, the purpose of which is to inspire gratitude in their center. Domesticated cattle and horses are often whipped in order to inspire fear in their hearts. But the "eagle" is an extraordinary animal, they are arrogant in their hearts, their ambitions are higher than the sky, and food and whipping cannot make them subjugate.

Therefore, if you want to make a sky eagle obey you, there is only one way: that is to use cruel means to wear down its will, the simplest is not to let it sleep, and after seven days and seven nights, the unruly wildness in the eagle's heart is gradually eliminated, and an eagle is boiled up.

Isn't a man like the old man the eagle in the sky who stands out among the busy people? A person like him must only follow his own heart when dealing with everything, and treat everything in the outside world as nothing.

Generally speaking, there are usually such a kind of people in this society: one is only to eat toasts, such as Er Biao. The second is to only eat and drink, such as my elementary school classmate Feilong. The third is that he doesn't eat toasts and punishes alcohol, and loves whoever he loves, such as Gu Nianxia. But the old man is not one of the above, he belongs to the kind of toast and punishment that eats, but he doesn't help you do anything after eating. It's useless to deal with this kind of person, because he is a complete scoundrel, and the only way to deal with a scoundrel is to be a scoundrel more than him!

The arrogant wind blows the arrogant me. I stood in the wind like a great man, and at that moment, time and space seemed to freeze, and all the light in the world was sprinkled on me alone. Thinking back then, I bowed three times and bowed nine times, and I had to build the true biography of Li Cuifang, the "first sister of porcelain" on the West Road, and realized that the subtlety of touching porcelain was nothing more than five words: the skin was as thick as the city wall.

So I decided:

This week, I'll go where the old man goes!

Zhou Boren agreed to my request and decided to temporarily station the team in a seaview hotel called "Beichen". Before leaving, he told me again and again that after a week, no matter what the outcome, we must move on to the next step and not lose any more time. I nodded, watched the black BMW SUV fade away, then turned around and walked into the old cadre ward of the People's Hospital again.

The old man was lying on the hospital bed like a Belle master, eating fruit, and at the same time talking to his patient friend Lao Dukan Dashan, seeing that I was back again, he said with an unhappy face: "Why are you like a fly, you can't get rid of it?" ”

I was stunned and said, "What did you say? You say I'm a fly? ......I shook my head and sighed, "Old man, you underestimate me too much, I'm not a fly, I'm a maggot." The flies are still one section away, and I am still an inch away. Anyway, I'm with you, if you don't tell me what is written in the living dead jade, let's just stay up, I will be hospitalized if you are hospitalized, and I will go to your house to live if you are discharged, and you still have to take care of the meal, at least three dishes and one soup. ”

The old man jumped up from the bed with a whoosh: "Aren't you a scoundrel!" ”

I happily said, "Scoundrel? Hehehe, you still underestimate me too much, I'm not a scoundrel, I'm a scoundrel myself. My master Li Cuifang is the first sister of Jianshe West Road, who worked with others for three years for 200 yuan, and now when my generation walks the rivers and lakes, how can she lose her old man's face? ”

The old man was confused and said, "Isn't your master Lao Lu?" ”

I said, "Hehe, how can a person walk the rivers and lakes with only one skill?" Lao Lu taught me the truth of doing things, and the first sister Li Cuifang taught me the truth of being a man...... These two are my mentors, so you don't have to worry about that. ”

The old man said excitedly: "Then I'll call the police!" ”

I happily said, "Report it, but you seem to have forgotten one thing, old man, I am a member of the Institute of Unsolved Mysteries, and if you think the police will work for me, you old man should report it." ”

The old man's face was as red as a tomato, and he choked half to death at my words. In the end, he was completely out of line, and said angrily: "Then what do you like!" After saying that, he covered his head with a quilt and fell asleep.

In this way, I stayed with the old man for four whole days, and I was inseparable from him for these four days, and outsiders thought I was his son, and they couldn't help but give me a thumbs up behind my back to praise my filial piety......

On the fifth day, the old man's real son brought his children to the hospital to see the old man. His son is nothing, he is quite an honest and honest person, and his academic performance was average when he was young, so he mixed up with a three-book university. After graduating, the old man entrusted people to the relationship, and got him into a very good state-owned enterprise to work, and he was also a small leader in the workshop, the salary was not bad, and everything went well when he got married and had children.

But the old man's seven-year-old grandson is really a fucking talent. This little fat man's head is a melon seed thief, a natural actor, when he first entered the hospital, his butt was not hot, so he wanted to drink the ice cola on the table of the little nurse, so he had an idea, and ran to the nurse's desk to live or die to the mouth of the young lady of his relatives, his father and his grandfather couldn't stop them, and the little nurse didn't follow, so the little fat man successfully got the bottle of ice cola on the table, which was really fucking witty.

The old man is usually very arrogant, but I found that he treated this little grandson more meticulously than Li Yunlong's second battalion commander treated his Italian artillery. Although the old man always has a tone of hatred on his lips, saying that he is not good at studying, he will know to cause trouble all the time, and he will be as useless as his father in the future. But I could see that the old lad's eyes were loving.

I promised Zhou Boren to convince the old man within a week, but now five days have passed, and I can say that there is no progress on my side. Alas, I don't think I should have sworn to the party and the people with my chest in the first place, but what can I do now? Although the old man was pestered by me, I even squatted across from him when he.

But even if I got the true biography of Li Cuifang, the first sister of the porcelain, her skin is already thicker than the city wall, but people are not as good as heaven, I never thought that his old man's skin was thicker than mine! You say that an outsider stares at you and, how can an ordinary person pull it out? But his old man seemed to enjoy the treatment, smoking a cigarette and humming a little song, and he didn't give a damn idea at all.

Seeing that the seven days were approaching and defeat was imminent, just when I was anxious, the appearance of this little grandson suddenly made me have a plan! Why don't I take advantage of him?