Chapter 85: Yu Liang
Zhou Boren's words, after listening to Pudding and I, my heart can be described as turbulent. But in the end, this is just a guess on his part, how can it be convincing without evidence? But I have to admit that it is precisely because of Zhou Boren's speculation that Pudding and I can't help but be covered with a lingering haze, but we just didn't say it.
My mind keeps recalling the bits and pieces of the pigtail aunt's tomb, isn't the hair in the tomb just hair? Isn't the human skin puppet resurrected, but manipulated behind the scenes? Could it be that the "Luo Shengyan" that had to be self-immolated was deliberately placed there? Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel a layer of hairy chestnuts on my body......
And at this moment, the originally gossip in the carriage suddenly fell silent, and everyone's eyes were fixed on a huge stone monument on the side of the road. Three big characters were written on the stone tablet impressively: Qinling Boundary.
We all knew what these three words meant, and if the ancient painting I brought out of the tomb of Aunt Braided was true, then there was no doubt that the second piece of jade of the living dead was at our feet at this moment. It's just that the mountains at your feet are so big that it's embarrassing. Finding a small stone in the middle of such a huge mountain range is tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack.
Zhou Boren said in a low voice: "The Qinling Mountains are the most important north-south dividing line in China's geography, and have been respected as the dragon veins of Chinese civilization since ancient times. But our entry into the Qinling Mountains to find the living dead jade this time is not a blind man's dark, because Mo Laosan's ancient paintings clearly indicate that the living dead jade is under a five-clawed golden dragon, in other words, as long as we find this five-clawed golden dragon, it is equivalent to finding the second piece of living dead jade. ”
Er Biao asked: "Director, I see that this mountain is quite big, even if it is a five-clawed golden dragon, it is not easy to find it, right?" I've been listening to the third child talking about calves all the way, and we haven't talked about business, and now we have finally reached the Qinling Mountains, what should we do next? It's not like you're going headlong into the mountains, is it? ”
Zhou Boren smiled slightly, and did not directly answer Er Biao's question, but glanced at me, and then said: "Third child, Er Biao said that he was listening to you all the way, and he didn't talk about business." Since he said so, I think it would be better for you to tell him what to do next. ”
I know that when Zhou Boren said this, he was not only praising me, but also testing me. He'd heard me talk about so many tomb robberies along the way, and now he seems to want to see what I'm really capable of. When I heard this, I smiled in my heart. scolded secretly: "You fucking Uncle Zhou, do you think I, Mo Laosan, am still the liberal arts student who can only bury his head in writing?" Hehe, as Lao Lu's apprentice, although I dare not say how clever my skills are, I am by no means a stinky old nine who can only brag and not kill cattle. ”
So I had an idea, remembering that Zhou Yu went to the Shu army camp to visit Zhuge Liang, and the two of them sat on the floor to make tea and talked loudly, all smiling on the surface, and selling criticism in their hearts, which is a typical example of no one who is convinced. Zhou Yu said that he was entrusted with a dream by the "Earth Immortal" last night, and he had to break Cao's plan, and seven days later, he could make Cao Cao's 730,000 army disappear with just a snap of his fingers. Zhuge Liang listened to Zhou Yukan's spitting stars, so he smiled and said, unfortunately, he rode a crane to the sky last night, and wanted to go to the heavenly realm to pay homage to the dragon king, but he met Taishang Laojun halfway, and after the two chatted, Laojun also gave him a plan to break Cao.
Both of these people are typical braggarts, don't pay taxes, and neither of them obeys the other. The one who jokes with each other is called a blushing and thick neck. But both of them are gods who are full of wealth, and they are out of line in the end, so they simply said: "It's better for everyone to write the plan to break Cao in the palm of your hand, and open it at the same time to see if it is different!" So he ordered someone to fetch the four treasures of the study, and after opening the palms of his hands, the two laughed at the same time. Because the same word is written in the palm of their hand: Fire Attack!
I remembered this story, so I also smiled and said to Zhou Boren of the co-pilot: "Director Zhou, I see you and me, why don't you write your thoughts on your mobile phone and open them together to see if they are the same?" ”
Zhou Boren smiled: "Do you want to test me?" ”
I hurriedly said: "Where is it, how dare I test you, I just think that after all, I Mo Laosan has just joined the team not long ago, and I am soft-spoken. Now, as soon as I speak, they all think I'm bragging, so without your help, I just put forward some constructive strategic suggestions, and everyone is just having fun, not thinking about it at all, and in the end, don't they all listen to you? Do you think that's the reason? So only if my thoughts are the same as yours, they can value me and approve of me. Doesn't this society pay attention to a big V certification now, right? ”
In the face of Zhou Boren's move of "praising and killing", I Mo Laosan skillfully used a trick to "counter-pluck and kill" to resolve it, and between the light clouds and the breeze, I felt that the red scarf on my chest seemed to be more colorful. Everyone saw that there was a lively look, and they all held the mentality that it was not a big deal to watch the excitement, and applauded again and again, and almost no one sat in the village to open.
Zhou Boren nodded, then took out his mobile phone, and then I also took out my mobile phone, so the two of us typed a line of words on our mobile phones at the same time, and then opened it at the same time in full view of everyone. At this scene, everyone in the car except Gu Nianxia came over, and when the screens of the two mobile phones were presented in front of everyone, the carriage suddenly fell into a death-like silence! Because I and Zhou Boren had the same idea: to reach the top.
Lao Lu once taught me that every time a tomb robber arrives, he must first climb the highest peak of this place, step on the clouds and look into the distance, and overlook the situation of the mountains and rivers. No matter where it is, all the great tombs must be in the best place of feng shui. Only by reaching the top can we get a clear glimpse of it. I once accompanied Lao Lu to climb the Jade Girl Peak in the northern suburbs of Bashu. I didn't understand it at first, but I later learned the truth. He Zhou Boren wanted to test my knowledge of "watching the mountains and seeing the situation", but it was really unfortunate that he happened to hit me on the muzzle, because I really learned this trick from Lao Lu.
Er Biao asked me in surprise: "Why do you want to reach the top first?" Could it be that the jade of the living dead can not be made on the top of the mountain? ”
I caressed Er Biao's ignorant head lovingly like an old father, and explained to him earnestly: "Er Biao, I said you can have a little imagination? Why didn't that man-bear help you heal your head melon seeds by the way? How could the Living Dead Jade be on the top of the mountain? Even if no one takes it for thousands of years, the wind will blow away. Why don't you stay on the top of the mountain? ”
Er Biao said aggrievedly: "Didn't I ask if I didn't understand, the book said that this is a good quality, why should you hurt people." So you say, what the hell is going on. ”
I sighed and said, "Er Biao, listen, the first step in our next action is to climb the highest peak in the Qinling Mountains first, but instead of fetching the jade of the living dead, we will observe the terrain of the mountains and rivers. Because of the ancient painting in our hands, there is a saying that "the dragon does not see the stone". What is the dragon without seeing the stone? That is to say, the dragon roams in the sky and never lands, so he has never seen a stone. So we're going to stand as high as the dragon and see what it is where it doesn't want to fall......"