Chapter 105: King Yuanbei is naïve and scares children
Nervous, restless.
What are you doing, what are you anxious about.
Do you want to order a coffin board for yourself?
Jun Moyan has a long posture, and the jade tree is in the wind.
He stared at the scroll for a long time.
The thin lips are slightly pursed, and the eyebrows and eyes are lowered.
This painting.
There is a problem.
That being the case, that punctures the problem.
The mystery in my heart, the mystery in my head is getting bigger and bigger.
If he can't figure it out, he will be very uncomfortable.
It's like a piece of sea that can't squeeze clean water.
It is not big with Da Xian Village, there are two children on both sides of the road playing with pig crutches, as the saying goes, it is 旮旮 Ha, 欻旮 嗮 Ha playing.
Jun Moyan came to the child with the picture scroll: "Child, ask you something." ”
The two children sniffed: "Uncle, what's the matter?" ”
"Do you know a sister named Gui Yuxi in the village?" Jun Moyan asked.
The eyes of the two children lit up: "Recognize, recognize, we all recognize Sister Ming." ”
Jun Moyan raised his eyebrows: "Gui Yuxi's nickname is a concubine?" ”
"Eun."
"If I had a portrait of your sister, would you be able to recognize it?" Jun Moyan asked with hope.
"Sure, I can recognize Sister Lady even if she turns into ashes." One of the children said.
Jun Moyan: ......
The villagers were so welcoming.
He unfolded the scroll and waited for their negative answers, so that he could go back and expose his mother-in-law's lies.
Behold......
staged a scene where the dream is very plump and the reality is very skinny.
When the two children saw the portrait, tears crackled and fell, crying with tears in their eyes, and snatched the picture scroll and hugged it in their arms: "Wow, wow, sister, it's really you, woo woo, sister, I miss you so much, I still remember you buying me candy to eat." ”
"I also want to hug my sister."
The two children cried to each other.
Jun Moyan's temples jumped.
Is the woman in the portrait really Gui Yuxi herself?
"Is she Gui Yuxi?"
"Eun, uncle, you are so nice, and there is a portrait of Sister Mi Yan, can you give it to us as a souvenir? At night, when we can't sleep because we miss my sister, we can take it out and take a look. ”
Jun Moyan wanted to strangle them to death.
Exhaled.
He took out two pieces of silver, intending to tempt the child with money.
You know, children are very easy to deceive.
"If you tell the truth, the piece of money will be given to you." Jun Moyan shook, and the silver was a little dazzling.
Honestly, it's quite attractive.
"The woman in this portrait is not Gui Yuxi." Jun Moyan was no longer gentle, and took out the cold expression of the king of Yama.
Small children not only have to bribe. Bribe, but also scared.
The two children blinked their eyes and said very firmly: "Yes, it's Sister Ming, uncle, you are so strange." ”
Uncle, this title is really harsh.
Jun Moyan sneered, put the broken silver on the ground, and said coldly: "The lying child feeds the wolf." ”
With that, get up and go.
You say that there is no lack of morality, and you have to intimidate the children before leaving.
After Jun Moyan left, the two children swished away with the scroll in their arms, holding the broken silver.
They went back to their homes, sat on the ground, and cried: "Mother, father, scared me to death, that devil uncle is so scary, he wants to eat people." ”
"You, you're scared to pee your pants."
"I can't believe you didn't pee your pants."
"I didn't, I just jumped out of in fear......"