Chu family, Chu Feng knelt on the ground in pain.

Next to him were two severed arms, and blood all over the ground.

"Send to the hospital, call the police!" His father said in horror.

"It's useless... It must be Zhang Yu's little brute, it must be his ghost! Chu Feng tried his last strength and raised his head and shouted.

"Xiaoman, call Zhang Yu, call Zhang Yu!"

When Xiao Man heard this, he took out his mobile phone in a panic, trembled his hand, and dialed Zhang Yu's mobile phone.

Zhang Yu took the little scarecrow. Just as he was about to cut off the basket for him, his phone rang.

picked up the phone and looked at it, and found that it was a call from Xiaoman.

He struggled for half a minute, but finally decided to hear what she had to say.

As soon as the phone is connected. I heard Xiao Man crying over there and said, "Zhang Yu... Would you like to let him go...."

"What?" Zhang Yu pretended not to know, "Xiaoman, what are you talking about?" Why don't I understand? ”

"Grass mud horse Zhang Yu, I'll kill your whole family!" Chu Feng shouted hoarsely over there.

Zhang Yu sighed: "Hey. Tell me about young people nowadays, why do they have to fight and kill all day long? Isn't it good to be a little more harmonious? Is. ”

After speaking, Zhang Yu casually unscrewed the scarecrow's basket.

"Ah!!h Screams of pain rang out from the other end of the line.

"My chickens are gone... I don't want to be a eunuch..."Chu Feng shouted in pain.

On the other end of the phone, Zhang Yu asked with concern, "What's wrong?" Chu Feng: What's wrong? Why is there no basket? Where's the basket? ”

These joking words, to Xiao Man's ears, were as terrifying as the roar of a demon.

She hung up the phone with trembling hands, and sat in the corner distracted.

Chu Feng was still experiencing pain, and Xiao Man watched as his limbs were broken and his body became devastated.

"Zhang Yu, I won't let you go!" With Chu Feng's last roar, his head was broken off and turned into a cold corpse.

......

Zhang Yu took a sip of red wine, shook his head and sighed, "Am I a little cruel?" ”

A little cruel? This Nima is simply cruel, okay!

Zhang Yu put down the red wine and sighed: "Life is lonely." ”

After speaking, he came to Yao Xi's room.

As soon as the door opened, Yao Xi's screams were heard.

"Ah!!h Yao Xi was changing his clothes, and Zhang Yu who broke in was taken a look at him.

"You.... You hurry out! Yao Xi covered his chest in a panic, and after covering his chest, he went to cover his lower body.

The scenery is endless! Zhang Yu suddenly squirted a nosebleed.

After withdrawing from the room, Zhang Yu was still YY Yao Xi's perfect figure.

"Damn, Yao Xi is much better looking than Xiaoman." Thinking of Xiao Man, Zhang Yu was still a little sad in his heart, after all, he had liked the girl for so long.

Fortunately, Zhang Yuxin is big, he has lost his parents since he was a child, and he treats everything indifferently.

After a while, Yao Xi walked out of the room, she was wearing a pink pajamas, looking charming and cute.

"Don't mess into my room in the future!" Yao Xi said with a glare.

Zhang Yu said with a smile: "You have been secretly in love with me for so long, let me see what's wrong!" ”

"Shameless!" Yao Xi said, "I'm here to help you break the siege, okay!" ”

Zhang Yu looked at Yao Xi with a serious face, and said, "This Heavenly Master just calculated a hexagram for you, you have recently taken the peach blossom luck, then the peach blossom should be this Heavenly Master!" ”

Yao Xi glanced at Zhang Yu. There was no answer.

She sat next to Zhang Yu and said, "You just let Chu Feng go like that?" ”

Zhang Yu nodded vigorously and said, "I have the virtue of a good life, this little thing, just forget it." ”

Yao Xi gave a thumbs up and said, "You measure so big, if this were me, I would definitely tear him apart!" ”

Hearing this, Zhang Yu couldn't help but muttered in his heart: "How do you know that I tore him apart?" ”

.......

The next day, several police cars surrounded the door of Chu's house.

"It must be that little brute named Zhang Yu, he doesn't know what evil art he used to kill my son!" Father Chu looked excited, "You must be the master for me!" ”

The policemen looked at Daddy Chu suspiciously, thinking that this would be a year of not being able to accept the reality and having a neuropathy, right?

"We understand your pain in losing your beloved son, and you must stabilize your emotions." The policeman reassured.

Father Chu was angry and shouted, "I'll stabilize your mother!" What I said is true! Hurry up and find out! ”

The policeman's face darkened. He said, "Sir, please pay attention to your words. As the guardians of the people, we will naturally not let go of a bad person! ”

After speaking, these people left the Chu family without looking back.

Jiangcheng University. Zhang Yu hummed a little song and went to school.

As soon as she sat down, Ren Ling'er came to sit down next to her.

Seeing Ren Ling'er's shy appearance, Zhang Yu couldn't help but tease: "I haven't seen you for two days, and my breasts are big again!" ”

Ren Ling'er let out an "ah". Hurriedly looked down at his chest and whispered, "It's not big....."

Zhang Yu couldn't cry or laugh, damn, how can there be such a simple girl in this world!

At this time. Xiao Man suddenly walked in.

She looked haggard, as if she hadn't slept all night.

"Zhang Yu...", she shouted with an ugly face after she walked over.

"What's the matter, my goddess." Zhang Yu picked his nose.

At this time. Xiao Man suddenly knelt on the ground with a "poof", trembled and said, "You... You let me go, I don't want to die..."

Seeing his former goddess kneeling in front of him, Zhang Yu didn't feel cool in his heart. On the contrary, I feel extremely sad.

"I fell in love with this stuff in the first place." Zhang Yu sighed, first for money, there was no bottom line, and now in order to survive, he actually knelt in front of him.

"Let's go. You'll be fine. Zhang Yu was too lazy to talk nonsense with her again.

Xiao Man raised his head, crying pear blossoms with rain: "Really...."

Zhang Yu snorted: "Not only will you not die, but you will live a long life and be healthy for a lifetime." ”

I remembered the marrow washing fruit. Zhang Yu felt a burst of pain.

Xiao Man wiped his tears and whispered, "I'm sorry..."

After throwing down this sentence, Xiao Man hurriedly walked out of the classroom.

The classmates in the class were all dumbfounded, Xiao Man actually knelt down for Zhang Yu? it?

"Zhang Yu. What kind of ecstasy soup did you pour into Xiaoman? Li Kui couldn't help but shout.

Zhang Yu scratched his head and said: "Hey, this Heavenly Master's handsomeness has convinced her, if you have to be with me, what do you say?" ”

Li Kui smiled: "Haven't you been chasing Xiaoman?" Shouldn't you be happy now? ”

"yes." Zhang Yu nodded, "But there's no way, I'm with Yao Xi now, hey, you said that the person is handsome." ”

Everyone rolled their eyes and said, "You are more and more able to blow it." Yao Xi is Bai Fumei, the school flower of Jiangcheng University, can he take a fancy to you? ”

Zhang Yu muttered, "Believe it or not." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Yao Xi rushed in.

She glared at Zhang Yu and shouted, "Zhang Yu! Why don't you call me along when you're gone! ”

Zhang Yu yawned. said: "I see that you are sleeping soundly, that's not it, I don't want to wake you up." ”

The people around were stunned.

Both of them live together? it? Really?

Yao Xi also seemed to realize that she had spoken inappropriately, she blushed and snorted, "Wait a minute, I'm settling accounts with you!" ”

After throwing down this sentence. Yao Xi hurriedly ran out.

Ding, the host pretends to be forced successfully, and gets 5 pretending to be forced!

After Yao Xi left, the class suddenly exploded. Many people gathered around Zhang Yu and asked, ", how did you do it?" ”

"You actually live with Yao Xi? Really? ”

"Zhang Dashuaibi, can you teach me how to pick up girls?"

Zhang Yu coughed and said, "This is very simple, first you have to look as handsome as me, and then you will know what kind of small skills, such as catching ghosts, looking at appearances and the like." ”

The people in the class almost vomited blood, Nima's, can you die if you don't pretend to be forced!

The classroom reverberated with a cheerful atmosphere, and even the air turned sweet.

"Ahem." At this moment, the instructor suddenly walked in.

The class fell silent. They all looked up at the instructor.

"Let me tell you the unfortunate news, Chu Feng died mysteriously at home last night, his limbs were dismembered, and the methods were extremely cruel! In the future, everyone will not be able to see Chu Feng. The instructor said with a solemn face.

There was silence below the classroom. Many frowned.

And then there was a burst of discordant laughter in the corner.

Zhang Yu covered his mouth, and he couldn't fucking hold back.

"Zhang Yu, what are you laughing at, is it funny!" The instructor glared at Zhang Yu and said.

Zhang Yu coughed and said, "No, I just remembered a joke, the old sow in my hometown was also dismembered like this, and the scene was bloody..."

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