Chapter 19 A soak of boy urine by a foreign Taoist priest
At this time, it was indeed night, and the two people on the other side who were supposed to enter the city had already lost their way.
Among these two people, the one who walks further back has a strange makeup. In this hot weather, he was wrapped in a strap, covered with a trench coat, and had a pair of sunglasses on his nose.
The other guy was dressed cooler, that is, too cool, so a little sloppy - just a pair of denim shorts and long messy hair.
These two people are the oranges and Mr. He who contacted Chen Shao.
The bandage man and Mr. He were making their way on a muddy path.
Mr. He suddenly complained: "Hey, American, aren't you familiar with Zhejiang?" Why are you still lost? Don't you have GPS on that car? Where's your car? You tricked me back with a car and walked here again. ”
Tangerine scratched the bandage on his face, "It's okay, we're in Shaoxing, Mr. He, you can find Shaoxing City if you walk more, this is the suburbs." ”
Mr. He continued to beep: "I'll go, this black light is blind, there are no passers-by, and there is no car, aren't we going up the mountain?" Tangerine...... I suddenly had a bad premonition...... Are you ......"
"yes, it's quiet?" The orange changed the topic very hard, "Zhejiang is close to the sea, it's different, it's much more comfortable to get so cold in summer." ”
"yes...... Under the influence of Lu Xun, Shaoxing gives people the concept of reeds...... "Mr. He looked around, "but it seems that he has not seen any reeds, but this fog is quite appropriate." ”
The orange was impressed: "Mr. He can actually see the fog at night, it's really six!" ”
Mr. He rolled his eyes: "Old Chengba." ”
"Woo woo woo~~"
"Your wolfdog barked." The orange looked around and heard only the howl of wolves all over the mountains.
"I can't take it anymore." Mr. He said, "Are those all wolves?" Stop barking dogs! Beware of their tempers, too! ”
"So you're raising wolves." The bandage man said.
"Shh Mr. He put his hand to his lips, "My wolf is calling the police." ”
"Really? It's magical. The bandage man said, "I want a wolf that can hit 110 too." ”
Mr. He sighed, "Made's retarded...... Did Chen Shao convince Na Qiqi's parents? You see that the movement is so big, Gao Jingqi must be here. ”
"There's a car, banging gongs and drums." The bandage man said, "Whether it was attracted by Chen Shao or not, then I don't know." ”
"What did I just tell you...... My wolf! It's been a long time since I found out. Mr. He raised his nose and sniffed carefully, "This will give you a long time to see." ”
"How?"
"It's a hearse."
"I'm not surprised at all, am I?"
I just finished saying that.
An obvious light slowly approached in the darkness, and the originally dry weather became humid at this time, and there was still a smell of kerosene wafting in the air, and the bandage man's trench coat actually began to be blown and shaken by the breeze.
"Filth crosses the line, avoid it." Mr. He gestured to the bandaged man.
"There are many rules." Tangerine sighed and Mr. He silently separated on both sides of the country road, with their backs to the dirt road.
The wolf was also silent and ran to the side of the road, with his back to the direction of the light.
The car came slowly, as slowly as a person walking.
After more than ten minutes, a truck finally emerged in the fog.
Because of the fog, the whole windshield of the truck was also foggy, but the driver still didn't turn on the windshield wipers and couldn't see where the driver was.
Probably because the windshield is full of fog and water, the truck gives it a wet feeling.
Sensing that the truck was in front of them, Mr. He and the bandage man seemed to be a little more silent.
The car passed by two passers-by unusually slowly, because the reference object was completely stationary, so the scene was a bit terrifying, and even the noisy gongs and drums and suona seemed to be very slow.
The rhythm is completely like a leisurely walk.
The car passed by and it took half a minute.
The bandage man glanced back, and Mr. He, who was across the road, also looked at him.
Mr. He mouth-shaped, "What are you doing?" ”
The bandage man smiled, pulled his legs and ran to the car, and then rolled into the truck, and looked at the left and right, all of them were kneeling on the ground with their fingers crossed.
"Young people are really hot-blood......ed," Mr. He swallowed.
"Heretics! Die. The bandage man slapped a palm thunder in one hand, like people on both sides of the slap, "Tu Yu Sangguan, hit!" ”
But halfway through the fight, I felt hit a wall, my hands shook and hurt, and the next second the whole person was thrown off the car by a force that I don't know what to do.
When the orange was preparing for the dog to nibble on the puree, I felt caught by someone, and I tried to look up, wasn't it Mr. He?
"Orange, this is not called a heretic." Mr. He taught, "This is an ordinary person who has fallen on the Tao, and there is something in this hearse." ”
"What's there?" Oranges wink.
"First of all, where did you learn this mudra? This hand is unlearned in Tibet. ”
"I went to school in a book." Tangerine struggled to crawl from the crook of Mr. He's arm to the ground, "What did you do with this first, Mr. He?" ”
Mr. He walked leisurely, "Don't worry, why are you so impulsive......"
Tangerine looked back at the hearse, and there were six wolves in front of it.
The roof sunroof of the cockpit suddenly popped open, and a middle-aged woman slowly stretched out holding a large black photo, and then stood on the roof of the car.
Tangerine squinted at the three small words under the black-framed photograph and read it out loud: "High...... Pacify...... Jade? Mr. He, are you interested? ”
The middle-aged woman opened her eyes suddenly, and the whites of her eyes were all whites.
"Wow!" Tangerine shouted in hindsight, "Trick the corpse!" ”
"Huh!" Mr. He slapped Tangerine in the face and pushed him away, "This is called a ghost, not a tomb king!" ”
"What the hell." Tangerine patted his chest, "Isn't the ghost easy to solve?" Zombies are hard to do. ”
"Although your concept is a bit inexplicable." Mr. He wanted to laugh, "But...... There is a little truth to it, zombies are the biggest and most difficult enemies for Taoist priests. ”
"Then I'll do it." Tangerine untied the bandage on his hand, "If you encounter a zombie, Mr. He will be better again." ”
"Whatever." Mr. He was not interested, "This ghost is not naturally formed, it is just a soul that is controlled, it is easy to solve, you don't use the big mudra, the big mudra without Buddhist understanding is used to fight, and you can't fight the ghost......
"What are you doing? Urinating will solve her, can you understand the real yang liquid, she was a virgin before she died, you idiot...... What kind of battle do you think it will take to beat her? I don't have to ask someone else to come to the outskirts! ”
"Forget it." Mr. He said and began to untie his belt, "Let me come!" “
Tangerine laughed and said, "So Mr. He is still here?" “
Mr. He took off his pants and peed on the truck, "Then you are responsible for waking up these family members and sending them back, I won't go to the city for a while!" “