Chapter 122: His Royal Highness
Xue'er looked at the carriage in front of her and was a little surprised, and couldn't understand why a carriage appeared near the eldest princess's courtyard.
If you are going to participate in the eldest princess's multi-tasting incense party, then this carriage should be parked on the side in front of the gate of the other courtyard like theirs, and it should be guarded by a special person, instead of stopping alone in this secluded place.
However, she was only stunned for a moment, after all, there was a Qiu Ru behind who was about to chase after her.
So Cher walked around the carriage and stumbled forward, but she didn't want to see several people as soon as she got around the carriage!
To be exact, it was two men dressed as attendants squatting underneath, a man in a purple brocade robe stepping on the shoulders of two of them, and the other two holding his bucket-like waist against the wall to fold Arhats!
The brocade-robed man was short in stature, with a round body, like a boar kept by a farmer for breeding, looking fat and strong, holding the heads of the attendants on the left and right, and staggering to his feet.
The weight of that person can be imagined, and compared with the small bodies of the two people below, I am afraid that they are not as heavy as him alone. Cher just looked at the reddened faces of those two people from the side, and you could imagine how painful they were!
And the brocade-robed man was still urging: "Waste, haven't you eaten one by one!" Hurry, hurry, hurry up! ”
It was not easy for him to press the two on the top of his head, looking at the expression as if the cervical vertebrae were about to be crushed, staring and gritting his teeth, keeping his neck from shaking, so as not to be unstable in the middle.
The two people who were trampled on the shoulders were clenching their teeth and slowly straightened up while maintaining their body balance.
So the brocade-robed man staggered up with the movements of the two men, and he stretched out his fat arm again and grabbed it towards the top of the wall.
The two people at the bottom finally stood up completely, and the fat brocade-robed man finally reached the top of the wall, grabbing one head and two shoulders with two hands.
It's a pity that the tiles on the top of the wall are not strong enough, and the man in the brocade robe doesn't seem to be the place to catch it, so he just held it and actually took off a piece!
So his fat body shook, and he fell backwards with his back facing the sky!
The two people under his feet couldn't support it, and as he fell, he also staggered, and instantly fell into a rolling gourd, and then there was a ghost crying wolf.
The brocade-robed man was the worst, because he stood tallest, so he fell the heaviest. And because his body is relatively round, he was castrated after falling to the ground, and he rolled in the direction of Xue'er like a ball of meat, until he stopped at Xue'er's feet!
Cher couldn't have imagined that she would see such a funny scene after bypassing the carriage. She watched the man in the purple brocade robe roll to her feet, and then subconsciously took two steps back.
When she got closer, she saw clearly that the man in the brocade robe looked like twenty-seven or eighteen, with a white face and no beard. Originally, a pair of eyes were not small, but they were squeezed into two slits by the fat on their faces.
And that neck is also because there is too much fat, making his whole person look as if he has no neck. At this moment, as the brocade-robed man rolled, he trembled and trembled there.
"Ouch, ouch, it hurts this king!" The brocade-robed man screamed as if he was killing a pig, and his voice was even more angry, "You wine bags and rice bags, this king is for nothing-"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Xue'er with a surprised face, a pair of small eyes suddenly lit up, and he couldn't care about the pain anymore, and his mouth was wide open and saliva flowed out.
"Ahh......h Beauty? ”
The brocade-robed man stammered even when he spoke, and his eyes were so focused on Xue'er that he forgot to get up from the ground. It wasn't until the two attendants who were holding his head at the beginning rushed over and helped him over, and he never took his eyes off Cher.
Xue'er was stared at by him, and involuntarily took two steps back again, and then turned around to leave, only to hear the brocade-robed man behind her shout: "Little beauty, where are you going?" ”
Then he shouted to the two attendants who were holding him beside him, "Don't chase it yet!" ”
Xue'er was inexplicable, she didn't know where this was a misfortune, but she refused to let the other party catch up, and almost subconsciously turned around and ran.
I heard the brocade-robed man shouting behind her: "You two wastes, go and chase after you, if you catch up with this king, you will not be held accountable for the sin of the two of you who failed to protect and fell this king just now!" ”
Xue'er was startled, and after running a few steps, she heard the sound of footsteps behind her, and she was chased by the attendant who stepped on the shoulder of the brocade-robed man at the beginning!
At the same time, the brocade-robed man also spat hatefully and said, "Hmph! Since the return of that wild seed, this king has become more and more disadvantaged. The imperial aunt held a fragrance tasting party, and the beauties in it were like clouds, and she only invited the wild species, but did not invite the king. When the king arrived, he wouldn't even let him in! ”
The more he spoke, the more angry he became, and he stood up with the support of the other two attendants, and when he saw Xue'er's back, he became proud again: "What was the result?" It's not that I was bumped into a fairy-like beauty by this king! Be sure to bring her back to the house today, or be careful of the four of you dogs, this king has itchy feet lately and wants to play football! ”
So even the two attendants who were supporting him shivered together, but they hesitated for a while, not knowing whether to continue to support their master, or to chase the woman who seemed to be a fairy descending to earth, the "little beauty" in the mouth of their prince.
Just when they didn't know what to do, these two people only felt that their legs were bent out, and they were kicked one after another, and at the same time, the roar of their own prince came from their ears: "Don't go quickly!" ”
The brocade-robed man originally wanted to kick the buttocks of these two attendants, but he was fat and had short legs, so he had to change to kicking halfway, but this also made his body shake, and it took him a long time to stand firm!
It's not that he's in a hurry, it's the other two attendants, who really look too wasteful!
Xue'er turned around and ran, but she didn't dare to go back the same way, because she didn't want to meet Qiuru, so she could only run towards the grass on the side of the road. She had chased and escaped from Qiu Ru for a short distance, and her physical strength was not light, and then she climbed rockeries and climbed over walls, so she was even more tired, and at the moment she was just relying on one breath.
What's more, although the grass is not high, it is not low, and it is enough to reach Xue'er's calves, which makes her movement even more inconvenient.
But the two attendants were different, although they were stepped on by their own prince and their shoulders hurt, and finally they were brought to the ground. But once they were all men, their physical strength was already stronger than that of women. What's more, because of the "lack of strength", Fang Cai fell his own prince, if he can't make meritorious contributions, I'm afraid that there will be no good fruit to eat after going back, so he used the strength to catch Xue'er.
So, Cher only ran a few steps before she was chased by the two attendants!
In Xue'er's heart, one hand had already touched the silver needle in her arms, and at the same time she turned to stare at the two attendants who had caught up: "Who are you, who dare to rob the people's girls in broad daylight?" Don't you know what this place is? ”
She pointed to the wall not far away: "That's the eldest princess's courtyard, aren't you afraid of alarming the guards inside, or even the eldest princess?" ”
The two attendants obviously scoffed at Xue'er's words, and one of them said: "Girl, you have also seen the situation just now, if we can't bring the girl back, I'm afraid that our own life will be difficult to protect." ”
The other also said: "Probably the girl doesn't know who the one behind is, the dignified His Royal Highness the King of England, what can she do if she really alarms the eldest princess, at most she reprimands two sentences, and in the end, the girl can't escape from the palm of my lord's hand?" ”
Xue'er was stunned for a moment, and her eyes couldn't help but look at the brocade-robed man who was panting and running towards her, looking like she was full of fat.
In the past few days in Jiuzilin's mansion, she had heard Mrs. Jiu talk about His Royal Highness the "famous in the capital". Although it is the second line, the emperor's first son, that is, the eldest prince, died early, so in fact, His Royal Highness is the eldest among the emperor's children, even Xuanyuan Yu is younger than him, so he can only be the "third prince".
The most troublesome thing for the emperor is that although when he was crowned king, he painstakingly sealed the word "Ying", but he has nothing to do with the wise and martial, handsome and chic, and heroic heroes!
If you can't become a martial artist, you can forget it, but you are also very greedy and very able to eat, just look at the flesh-like body. You can eat it, it's, and when you see a woman with a little look, you want to pull it into his palace!
Those with low backgrounds are directly robbed, and those with noble backgrounds are cheeky and ask for marriage, even if the position of the concubine and the side concubine is limited, the concubine can't be counted with ten fingers, and I'm afraid it's not enough to count with toes. In addition, Xuanyuan Yu did not appear before, and the emperor who is close to the age of the sixtieth birthday only has such an adult prince, even if he wants to discipline, there is a limit, after all, he can't really take his life and let himself have no successor.
Therefore, the noble girl in the capital can be said to be going around when she sees this British king. As for the daughters of ordinary families, as long as they hear that His Royal Highness is on the street, they simply hide at home and don't go out!
At that time, Mrs. Jiu told Xue'er and Jiuhua Ying, and described the appearance of the British king in detail, also just in case, so that they could pay attention to the eldest princess's incense tasting party, in case they met this British Royal Highness, they must think of avoiding it, otherwise no matter how many grievances there are, there is nowhere to appeal, and they can only become one of the many concubines in the British Palace.
And Xue'er was in a panic because she was in a hurry to get rid of Qiuru's pursuit, so when she saw the young man in the purple brocade robe and round like a pig, she didn't think about the king of England for a while.
What's more, the dignified prince, even if he is greedy and lustful, how can he pick up the wall of the eldest princess's courtyard?
However, it was too late to say anything at this moment, and these thoughts were only a moment, and the two attendants rushed towards them!
Of course, Xue'er refused to give in, and as soon as her wrist flipped, the silver light flashed, and the silver needle in her hand pierced the wrist of one of the attendants!
"Oops!"
The attendant screamed miserably, only to feel that his wrist was stabbed and numb, and then it spread all over his body, so that he could not exert his strength, and sat down limply on the ground.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the other attendant quickly withdrew his arm, and only then did he survive. However, he refused to give up, and turned around behind Xue'er!
Xue'er turned around, and the silver needle in her hand pierced the other party again!
But I didn't want the other two attendants to run over at the urging of the king at this time, and they came to Xue'er's back at once!