"What should I do?" Tang Shi was so frightened that his body trembled.

"I could have broken out without you. With you, you can't break out. Didn't Wei Xu leave us so much tribute and paper money? We give them little by little, and we spend every second with them. ”

The task Wei Xuan gave me was to hold down these hundreds of terrible ghosts and leave him enough time to help the rotten eggs overtime.

Otherwise, it will rely on the filth of Tang Shi's body. With the riding cloth on my head, I'm sure I'll be able to rush out with that on my back. Why be afraid to play with ghosts here?

"Stand up for me, don't make it so scary. Whoever wants to scare this beautiful woman next to me into tears, but I don't have to eat. I said calmly as I threw the food at the ghosts.

The ghosts are not only greedy, but they can also eat. A big apple that can be eaten in a few bites.

"It seems to be fun." Tang Shi saw that those guys were just grabbing food to eat, and they didn't come to hurt us, so he followed my example and threw food there.

A lot of food was lost, and only a small half was left, but those terrible ghosts obviously hadn't eaten enough.

"What if I'm done?" Tang Shi asked me.

"Eat something, take the money and leave. You continue to feed them, and I'll go burn paper money for them. I said.

Eat what should be eaten. Take what should be taken. Some sensible guys left consciously. However, ghosts, like people, have sensible and ignorant people.

Those who remain are either ugly or vicious. Just like that, they look like the kind of lord who is not easy to send.

"The food is gone, the paper money is burned, and they still don't leave." Tang Shi looked at me worriedly and asked, "What should we do?" ”

"What else can I do? Of course, it's with them! It's a big deal to stay up all night, as soon as the sky dawns and the sun comes out, they naturally have to get out. ”

What is that old ghost doing? He was talking to me, was he talking to me?

Wei Xu told me that the little ghost is aggressive. The old ghost is difficult. The older the ghost, the more refined he is, and if he is not careful, he will fall into his trap.

But I'm a fortune teller, a ghost, that's what I can see.

Wealth is easy to see in people's sincerity, and it is difficult to know only longevity in the world. The meaning of this statement is that it is easy to see a person's wealth, and the most ugly thing in the world is a person's lifespan.

Ghosts are all dead people, and the first thing you have to see when you look at a ghost is his longevity. Determine the cause of death by longevity, and then judge others according to the cause of death. I didn't see the first step of life, so I didn't need to look at anything else.

Fu rhino three roads through the sky beam, the ditch is deep, flat and wide, longer. The longevity has a bony whisker bulge, and the solid and flush teeth are square. The eyes are guarded and the gods are hidden, and the bones of the heavenly court are in the center. If there is a double swelling in the root of the sky, the top three will enter the countrymen.

Shou is not good-looking. Therefore, we must not just look at one point, but must look at it all.

The old ghost's rhino bones stretched from the top of the nose to the top of the head, and the philtrum was wide and long, and the bones of the old man were high and raised. The teeth are strong, white and straight. The most amazing thing is that there are bones in the center of its heavenly court, like heavenly roots. There are three armor on the back and three on the abdomen. People with such appearances will not live to be a hundred years old, and they will be sorry to God.

It was supposed to be a hundred years old, but he didn't live to be a hundred years old. This old ghost, judging by his age, is only seventy or eighty, and he is twenty or thirty years away from being 100 years old.

For life, twenty or thirty years less. Time is not short. It's either a catastrophe or a sudden illness.

"What kind of god?" Seeing that I hadn't spoken for a long time, Tang Shi poked my arm with his finger.

"Let's go and look at the face!" I said.

"What about the deceivers?" Tang Shi gave me a blank look. He said, "Who are you showing me without even looking at me?" ”

"What do you have to see? Can we walk away from you? If you want to survive, you can only show these guys! "I didn't feel angry.

"Can you also show ghosts?" Tang Shi showed an incredible face.

"Ordinary physiognomy masters are not good, but masters like me. It doesn't matter if it's people. It's still a ghost, it's all something you can look at. I pretended to be authentic.

"Can I show cats and dogs?" A woman's brain circuit is really incomprehensible. Take a good look, she actually pulled me to cats and dogs.

"Dogs can, cats can't." I'll be serious.

"Why?" Tang Shi was curious.

"There are dogs, but there are no cats." I said.

"Nasty!" Tang Shi slapped me and said, "Tease me!" ”

If you look at the ghost, you will inevitably be affected by the ghost's energy, and then you will be depressed. After talking nonsense with Tang Shi, the depression in my heart suddenly dissipated a lot.

When the depression is gone, you can naturally continue to look at it.

The canopy died violently in the patio water, and the left compartment was out of the way. The life of this old ghost was lost by misfortune.

People in their seventies and eighties have long been free from the world and have been living for a long time. This handful of old people. It's not easy to get into trouble. The catastrophe that took the life of the old ghost came a little strangely.

"Are you willing to die?" I asked the old ghost.

He whined, didn't know what he was talking about. But as he spoke, his head was in a strong position.

Demons can understand human speech. People can't understand nonsense, and it's really a bit embarrassing to communicate.

"Flying wreckage?" That's all I can ask.

The old ghost nodded again.

"Something to do with Mr. Luo?" I continued.

The old ghost was a little excited, and made a "uh-huh" sound.

I don't know much about feng shui, and I don't know much about ghosts. But we fortune tellers all believe in one thing, and that is that there is no cause. It will not come to fruition.

If you build your home into a city of forty-nine cities, you will attract a lot of ghosts. Even if it makes sense in feng shui, it doesn't make sense in terms of cause and effect!

Demons are not so good, but they are not unforgivable. For no reason, they don't take the initiative to run for trouble.

Mr. Luo has dug graves that should not be dug, he is the boss, and he will definitely not dig them himself, but will hire workers. This old ghost is dressed up. Some are like migrant workers.

"Grave digging to provoke?" I asked.

"Hmm!"

Although the old ghost can't speak, he can "um" and nod his head.

"I know, I'll let him give you an explanation. There is a debtor and a debtor, it is useless for you to embarrass us, let's disperse! I said.

Judging by the physiognomy, this old ghost is not bad.

Woo-woo-wow, the old ghost is barking at the guys next to him. Those terrible ghosts are also screaming at him. It looked like they were arguing.

I thought that they would fight and the situation would become out of control. After arguing for a while, the old ghost and those guys actually left.

"I didn't use a talisman, and I didn't read the scriptures, so you got them done?" Tang Shi looked at me with a expression.

"If you can use your mouth, you can't use force. How can it be like Wei Xu, who learns from Ultraman in one day, fights and kills, how can he compare to me, a soldier who surrenders without a fight? ”

If you have the opportunity to brag, you naturally have to brag about yourself.

"You're lucky to have met a ghost. The kind that wants to bite you, I see how you bend? "A thirty-year-old woman is just not as coaxing as a little girl.

Once the little girl is a nymphomaniac, whatever you say is what you say. The old woman has a brain, and she can come back to her senses after a little blowing.

"Do you know why you can't get married?" I don't want to talk about ghosts, which makes me unhappy, I want to talk about something that makes Tang Shi uncomfortable.

"Why?" Tang Shi's face really showed a look of displeasure.

"Because you don't know how to appreciate men, you don't know how to praise men, you don't know how to capture men's hearts." I said.

"Stinky man, still admire, praise, and capture?" Tang Shi glared at me fiercely and asked, "Can you still stink a little more?" ”

"Men should praise women, why do women praise men, and they become shameless?" I asked.

"A woman's privilege."

also said that I was stinky and shameless, but I think Tang poetry is the real stinky and shameless. If you can't answer my question, just say it's a privilege.

Reasoning with a woman is not clear.

There was a voice coming from outside, I walked to the door to take a look, and found that it was Wei Xu who came back with Mr. and Mrs. Luo. Judging from the smugness on Wei Xu's face, he should have done a good job of exceedingly giving rotten eggs.

As soon as Wei Xuan saw me, he didn't say a word, and just laughed there.

Mr. and Mrs. Luo also wanted to laugh, but they held back.