Chapter 041: Unique Awards
"The sin of nervousness? Hehe! Emperor Yanzhen laughed twice and said, "Last time I saw you talking to me at the Chongyang Banquet. A bunch of ginger made you say that you became a permanent country, and you weren't nervous when you watched me talk, why are you nervous today? ”
Sima Hongyan scolded secretly: "Damn, dead old man, come to make it difficult for me again!" Such a grudge! ”
But he said respectfully: "Go back to the emperor!" This time is different from the last time. At the Chongyang Banquet, the emperor once said that it was a family banquet, and the family sat together to drink and celebrate the festival. Since she is with her family, there is no need for the courtiers to be nervous! And this time, it is the emperor who selects talents for my Yanling, which is a national event! Here you are the king, I am the minister, the courtiers are naturally frightened, so nervous! ”
After finishing speaking, he secretly scolded himself in his heart: "I can say such disgusting words, my skin is getting thicker and thicker!" ”
Emperor Yanzhen laughed when he heard this, and said, "Hmm! It's still so clever. No wonder you can win the first place in the word 'debate'! Ok, good, good! ”
The emperor said three good words in a row, this is a great compliment to people, ordinary people must kowtow heavily, thank the emperor for praise.
Sima Hongyan didn't feel any honor, she heard the emperor laugh, and then said heartlessly, "The emperor is polite!" That first is also a fluke for the courtier, and next time there may not be such a good performance! ”
This woman actually lay there chatting with the emperor, and several eunuchs around the emperor looked at each other. They all felt that this Sima Hongyan was simply bold and lawless, but the emperor didn't care about it, and it seemed that he was quite happy.
Emperor Yanzhen knelt on the ground and didn't know where Sima Hongyan who was talking to him was, so he simply greeted: "Sima Hongyan!" Step forward and talk back! ”
Everyone present was stunned, since the founding of Yanling, how can anyone have won this kind of honor?
Sima Hongyan didn't take it seriously at all, raised his head from the crowd lying on the ground, looked at Emperor Yanzhen and asked in wonder, "Come forward?" Where? ”
Emperor Yanzhen smiled and pointed to a clearing not far from him, and said, "That's it!" ”
Seeing that the distance from the emperor was only ten meters, the eunuchs next to them were startled, bowed down and said, "Your Majesty! This...... Isn't that right? ”
Emperor Yanzhen waved his hand, the eunuch didn't dare to say any more, and glanced at the guards behind Emperor Yanzhen, and all the guards stepped forward, staring at Sima Hongyan's every move as he was getting up from the ground.
In this case, generally those who understand etiquette are kneeling on the ground and crawling over, where does Sima Hongyan know? After standing up, he staggered forward and stood where Emperor Yanzhen had just pointed out.
was about to kneel, but he heard Emperor Yanzhen say: "Forget it!" Don't kneel! Come, give a seat. ”
What day is it today? This Sima Hongyan is simply against the sky! It was so different from the emperor that the emperor could get it. If you are someone else, you will have to go home to worship the heavens and ancestors, and I don't know how many lifetimes of blessings you have cultivated.
But Sima Hongyan was not flattered, the emperor gave her a seat, she sat down with a big grin, and found a comfortable position to sit. This woman is either stupid or ignorant of the rules. Anyway, you can't treat her as a normal person!
If Ban Ling, who was kneeling at the bottom, had cold sweat on his head at this time, how could anyone dare to be so presumptuous in front of the emperor? The power of heaven is unpredictable! Don't look at the emperor talking and laughing with you now, if you can't keep it, you will be cured of a big disrespectful sin if you turn your head, pull it out and cut it off! At this time, her heart was full of worries for Sima Hongyan, but she couldn't raise her head to remind her.
Emperor Yanzhen saw that Sima Hongyan was always moving around when he was sitting, and asked in wonder, "What's wrong?" ”
Sima Hongyan looked down at the stool he was sitting on, and replied casually: "It's nothing, it's a little hard to sit on!" ”
Not to mention others, even the eunuchs standing beside the emperor were covered in cold sweat at this time, and they really couldn't figure out what was wrong with the emperor today, and they were extremely tolerant of this Sima Hongyan! This Sima Hongyan also dares to say anything, and he still thinks that the emperor gave him a hard seat!
Emperor Yanzhen chuckled twice more and said, "There is only this kind of seat in this hall, so you can order it." ”
Sima Hongyan waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay!" It's better to sit than to kneel. ”
Everyone didn't even dare to breathe, this kind of conversation was really unbearable for the heart.
At this time, Emperor Yanzhen asked: "I heard that you are the first in the three items of debate, collar, and judgment, but you obviously reported four items, why did you have no results in the other one?" ”
Sima Hongyan said: "Go back to the emperor!" You say martial arts? Don't mention it. I thought I could mix in the top ten in these two moments, but I didn't expect to see my little sister's skills, so I directly persuaded myself to quit the game, it's not at the same level. If you go, you will be beaten in vain! ”
Emperor Yanzhen said curiously: "Your little sister? ”
Sima Hongyan explained: "Oh! is Ban Lingruo, the daughter of the deputy commander of the class. Her kung fu is too strong, I can't beat it. As he spoke, he found Ban Lingruo's clothes in the group of people who were still kneeling underneath, pointed to it and said, "No, she's there!" Talking is becoming more and more casual, and even "returning to the emperor" is exempted.
Ban Lingruo's heart at the bottom went directly to his throat!
Emperor Yanzhen glanced down, but he didn't care. He continued: "It doesn't matter if you don't have a result. I heard you got the only gold medal on this one? ”
"The only one?" Sima Hongyan said: "I don't know, but it's really golden." ”
Emperor Yanzhen said: "What you said to Liao Ziling, he truthfully recited it to me." You say you're going to build a women's army, right? ”
Sima Hongyan nodded and said, "Yes!" I've been thinking about this idea for a long time. ”
Emperor Yanzhen's eyes flashed with suspicion, and he asked, "You've been thinking about it for a long time?" Why do you want to build an army? ”
The people below suddenly felt that the emperor didn't seem to love Sima Hongyan very much, but had concerns about her idea of building an army, and everything she did before was the emperor's trick to make Sima Hongyan relax her vigilance and tell the truth. Is this normal, Sima Hongyan committed suicide because of a holy decree of the emperor at the beginning, how could he laugh at the enmity and hatred today? It's illogical.
Sima Hongyan said unconsciously: "It's not that I want to build an army, but I think our country needs such a team!" ”
Emperor Yanzhen smiled and said, "What do you think, let's hear it!" ”
Sima Hongyan said: "Your Majesty, I once told General Liao that my Yanling woman seems to be weak, but in fact she is soft on the outside and strong on the inside. Although his physical strength is not as good as that of men, he has a meticulous mind and is extremely resilient. In addition, I have also surveyed that the female population of Yanling is almost half of the male population. If I, Yanling, can gather these women who can only embroider at home and do housework together and train them together, they will definitely become a special army. Men are needed on the battlefield, but the battlefield without gunpowder smoke is also where my women can come in. For example, intelligence, espionage, assassination, infiltration, rebellion, and response can all become the main tasks of the women's army. In addition, as far as I know, the other four countries still regard women as useless people who cannot carry them on their shoulders and hands, but only tools that can reproduce for them, and if we have a strong female army than them, I think that in the future, the world will definitely be in the hands of my Yanling. ”
Emperor Yanzhen smiled: "Well, that's right! But do you think that just having an army of women can sway the trend of the world? ”
Sima Hongyan saw that the emperor's attitude towards the women's army was a little disapproving, and said: "Your Majesty, let me ask you, how many of the ten competitions in this Yanling martial arts conference were won by women?" ”
Emperor Yanzhen was stunned, he really hadn't counted it. Then he asked, "How many are there?" ”
"Seven!" Sima Hongyan replied without hesitation: "Ten skills actually let women win seven firsts, may I ask the emperor, what are the men in the world doing?" Are men twice as many as women inferior to these women? ”
The eunuch next to him thought secretly: "She, she still dares to question the emperor?" Can the emperor tolerate him this time? But now the emperor's behavior is beyond his common sense, and he can't guess the emperor's thoughts at all, so he has to hold his breath and listen carefully to the two of them.