Chapter 8 The high madman made trouble in Xie Mansion

The baby took the cake, took a hard bite, and devoured it.

"You can give your sister one!" The woman standing next to the baby let out a sharp roar and counted the baby down. The baby she was holding in her arms was so frightened by her voice that she cried, and she quickly ripped off her shirt, pulled out a shriveled tit, and stuffed it in the baby's mouth.

When Xie Chuanwei saw it, he hurriedly grabbed two baogu baba with one hand and handed them to the young woman and the little girl next to her.

Suddenly, a "hunchback" sprang out of the crowd and knocked an old woman with a wooden stick to the ground.

The old woman cried hoarsely, and crawled to the basket with great difficulty. As her trembling body swayed, a lock of white hair peeking out of a faded black bandana wrapped around her head swayed incessantly in the cold wind.

The "hunchback" begged for an opening, but regardless of whether the old woman had fallen or not, she still bent over desperately to break into the side door. Everyone looked at it, and it turned out to be a high madman. Everyone present in front of the Xie family looked at each other, estimating that there would be another good show to watch today.

Several members of the Xie family stopped at the side door with "open fire guns" to prevent the Gao madman from breaking in. There is a family member named Xie San, who is the small leader of the family and knows Gao Maniac. He saw that the madman Gao was deliberately coming to provoke trouble today, and wanted to use the usual methods to get rid of the madman Gao, but because the master did not speak next to him, he did not dare to make a mistake. Xie San ran to Xie Chengtong's side and whispered a few words to him, Xie Chengtong listened, looked back, sneered a few times, pointed to the basket with his finger, did not make a sound, and was busy handing out the baogu baba.

Xie San knowingly picked up two bags of grain and baba from the basket, took them and handed them to the madman Gao, and yelled at him: "Hurry up and take the Xie family's alms, and leave!" ”

"Huh!" The madman Gao pushed away the baogu poop handed over by Xie San, and said with a hippie smile: "Today is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve!" I should go in and sit on the 'upper eight' of the old lady Xie for begging for a mouth! ”

"Are you trying to beg for a beating?" Xie San raised the baogu baba that he didn't hand out in his hand and asked him angrily.

"Where is the reason for beating people in the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve?" The tall madman is still salivating and wants to break through the side door.

Xie San hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, helplessly, he was carrying an "open fire gun" on his back, holding two bags of grain and rice in his hand and reluctant to lose it, and in front of Master Xie and many people who came to receive alms, he did not dare to be rude to the madman Gao in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve. He was in a hurry, and as soon as he was not careful, he let the high madman slip under his armpit. Fortunately, there was still a family member with an "open flame gun" standing at the side door, and he stopped the high madman outside the side door with an "open fire gun". Seeing that he didn't run into the side door, the high madman made a lot of noise at the door.

Xie Chengtong, who was giving alms to the poor here, heard Xie San say to him just now that there was a begging person who came to make trouble, but he didn't care, and asked Xie San to take two more baogu baba and send that beggar away. This kind of thing has been encountered in the past, and every year when handing out alms, it is inevitable that one or two people who don't know what to do or bad will come to make trouble, just to get one or two more baogu baba. In the past, when I encountered this situation, I sent them away in a few words, but I didn't expect that tonight, this hunchback begging would be here to mess around, and even the eight family members standing at the door had no way to take him. Xie Chengtong stopped the alms in his hand and stepped forward with his second brother.

Xie Chengtong bluffed and instructed Xie San: "Get him two more bags of grain and baba, and tell him to get out!" ”

Xie San ran over again, brought two buns of grains, and handed them to the Gao madman together, but the Gao madman just didn't take it.

Xie Chengzhi stood next to his brother and looked at this begging man: he looked like a roe deer, and he was hunched on the back of a Luo pot, and his whole body was wet, and he was already shivering a little from the cold. Xie Chengzhi is not very old, he looked at the appearance of begging for a mouth, and he felt a little unbearable in his heart, and secretly thought: "In the cold winter, it is strange that the begging mouth is wet like this." ”

Xie Chengzhi kindly instructed Xie San, who was holding the baogu poop, "You go in and find Mother Wu to ask for a few old clothes for him to change into, and then scoop a bowl of hot porridge out for him to drink." ”

Where do you know, before Xie Chengzhi's words came out, the high madman shouted: "What old clothes are you wearing!" What kind of porridge to drink! Hurry up and find me a leather robe to come out, I want to have a "Chinese New Year's Eve dinner" with Old Lady Xie, and sit on the 'top eight'!" ”

"Don't be presumptuous!" Xie San pinched the baogu baba in his hand and yelled at him.

Xie Chengtong was already disgusted with the Gao madman, and when he heard that the second brother was asking Xie San to scoop porridge and find clothes for the Gao madman, the boss was unhappy. Now that he heard the wild words of the high madman again, no matter how good his temper was, he couldn't help frowning and being a little impatient.

A family member next to him saw that Master Xie was angry, and hurriedly stepped forward, poked the hunchback of the tall madman with the "open flame gun" in his hand, and scolded him: "Hurry up and get out of the way!" ”

But the madman Gao unhurriedly took out two "money boards" made of bamboo boards from his body, held them in his hands and slapped them rhythmically. He dragged out his voice and sang the "Lotus Fall" that he usually sang when he was "begging for food".

"The lotus flower falls, the lotus flower falls, I will tell you the Xie family. Unprecedented renovation of a new house, the loss of the old courtyard really shouldn't be. The Xie family is rich, it won't last long, and the Xie family is defeated, in front of you. ”

"I don't know what to do! Get him away! Xie Chengtong couldn't hold his breath anymore, roared angrily, and entered the mansion through the side door with a blushing face.

When Xie Chuanwei and Xie Chengjin saw it, they also ran in angrily.

When the family members saw that the master was angry, they suddenly came to their senses. A family member raised an "open flame gun" and stabbed at the Gao madman, who was poked with a gun by two family members one after another, and the pain on his body was unbearable, and he made a loud noise even more reluctantly.

The poor people standing next to them all just received the Bao Gu Baba and got the benefits of the Xie family, and their hearts inevitably looked forward to the Xie family. At first, they just watched the excitement, but later they heard the high madman slapping the "lotus falling" and scolding the Xie family, so they all got up to accuse the Gao madman of not being right. An old man saw that the two family members kept poking the madman with guns, and he felt some sympathy for him, so he stepped forward and pulled the madman Gao and persuaded him to go away quickly.

Who knows, instead of listening to the old man's advice, the madman Gao simply sat on the ground, learned the tone of the shrew's "crying and mourning" with a handful of snot and tears, and sang in a long voice: "People say, Xie family, a house is a smart person, I think, it's a nest, a fool!" Today, don't invite, Lao Tzu will come into the house and sit down, and ask him to regret it, for the rest of his life......"

The poor people who were waiting to receive the buns and poop couldn't help but look at each other when they heard the high madman making such a noise.