Chapter 171: Joker
Mo Wei said: "Little Sister Fu, what do you want to buy, I'll go." ”
Fu Ling smiled and said, "I want to go out for a walk and come back in a while, don't worry!" ”
"Sister Fu, if the protagonist in the series says this, something will usually happen."
Fu Ling scolded: "You crow's mouth, you can't say something good!" ”
Mo Wei said worriedly: "What I said is true, otherwise, you let my master accompany you!" My master should also go downstairs to exercise. ”
Fu Ling was hesitating, and Xuanwu came down from the stairs.
Xuanwu saw that Fu Ling and Mo Wei were both looking at him and asked, "Is there something wrong?" ”
Fu Ling smiled and said, "It's okay, Mo Wei and I want to go to the supermarket, since you have gone downstairs, then you can watch the house!" ”
Fu Ling said to Mo Wei again: "Let's go!" ”
Mo Wei looked at Xuanwu and asked, "Master, are you okay?" You go with Sister Fu! ”
Xuanwu smiled, "It's okay, you guys go!" ”
Seeing Xuanwu's agreement, Mo Wei picked up his coat and Fu Ling and walked out of the Chinese medicine hall.
When the two of them came to RT-Mart, Mo Wei thought that Fu Ling would go straight to the food area, but he didn't expect Fu Ling to lead him to the daily necessities area.
Fu Ling looked at all kinds of kitchen gadgets seriously, and Mo Wei asked curiously on the side, "Little Sister Fu, what do you want to buy?" ”
Fu Ling smiled and said, "I don't buy anything, I just take a look." ”
Mo Wei couldn't understand, "What's so nice about this." ”
Fu Ling picked up a garlic peeler and said to Mo Wei: "Look at this imported silica gel garlic peeler, how fun it is." The instructions say that the garlic is put in it and can be removed by rubbing the garlic skin. ”
Fu Ling looked at the price tag and said with emotion: "Thirty-five yuan, it's expensive enough, and the cost is less than five yuan." ”
Mo Wei took it and looked at it, and said, "This looks very good." ”
Fu Ling saw that Mo Wei didn't put it back in his hand, and said, "There must be something domestic for sale in the night market, and you should be able to buy it for five yuan." ”
Mo Wei said: "The quality should be different. ”
Fu Ling snatched the garlic peeler in Mo Wei's hand, put it back on the shelf, and said, "What's different, don't worship foreigners." ”
After Fu Ling finished speaking, he pulled Mo Wei forward. Mo Wei was pulled by Fu Ling's face and blushed a little, and said, "Thirty-five is not expensive, I'll buy you one." ”
"Dear, I don't eat garlic, why are you buying it for me."
Mo Wei remembered that Fu Ling didn't eat onions, ginger and garlic when he ate, and said, "I thought you liked that garlic peeler." ”
"I like so many things, what more can I buy! Any idea why I like to go to the supermarket? It's just that I can look at it casually, pick it at will, and it doesn't matter if I don't buy it. ”
Mo Wei asked, "Are you just here to hang out?" ”
Fu Ling smiled, "That's right, when you're in a bad mood, you go to the supermarket, you won't make impulsive purchases, and you can still gain knowledge, how good!" ”
Mo Wei asked puzzledly, "What kind of knowledge have you gained?" ”
Fu Ling replied: "That garlic peeler just now is knowledge, if you don't go to the supermarket, how will you know that someone has invented such a magical garlic peeling tool." ”
The two of them walked from downstairs to upstairs, looking east and west, all kinds of comments, and chatting was very happy.
In the food section, Fu Ling picked out a lot of her favorite food and filled a large shopping bag.
Mo Wei helped Fu Ling hold the shopping bag, the two of them were talking and laughing and just walked out of RT-Mart, suddenly someone patted Fu Ling on the shoulder, Fu Ling looked back and saw that it was a young man wearing an inflatable clown costume and oil paint on his face who stopped her.
Fu Ling asked, "Is there something wrong?" ”
The young man didn't speak, pointed to Fu Ling's mobile phone, and enthusiastically grabbed Fu Ling's shoulder to take a photo with Fu Ling.
Fu Ling's heart is so excited! Finally someone on the street asked to take a picture with her!
Fu Ling smiled and took two photos with the "clown", and after the shooting, the "clown" took out a sign printed with a WeChat payment QR code from his pocket, which was marked below: "Group photo fee is 20 yuan each." I am deaf and mute, thank you for your support! ”
Fu Ling was stunned for a moment when he saw the sign, and his face slowly turned red.
Seeing that Fu Ling was motionless, a young man who was watching the excitement said on the side: "Little girl, can you have a little love, people are deaf and mute." ”
An aunt next to her also chimed in: "That's it, 20 yuan is not much, and this young man is not easy." ”
Seeing that there were many people around him, Mo Wei took out his wallet and was about to give money, but was stopped by Fu Ling.
At that moment, Mo Wei saw Fu Ling's face turn from red to white. Mo Wei clearly knew that Fu Ling was very angry now, this clown would be miserable today, and he would regret meeting Fu Ling.
Fu Ling sneered, put away his phone, stretched out his right hand, stood his index finger upright, and tapped his fingertips twice towards his temple. Then extend the thumb and little finger of the left hand and rotate diagonally upward from the temple. Next, the five fingers of the right hand are straightened, the tips of the fingers are up, then the thumb is not moving, and the remaining four fingers are bent a few times.
After Fu Ling finished these few actions, he said to the clown who was stunned there: "I can't understand sign language, and I can't pretend to be deaf and dumb." ”
The young man who watched the excitement said: "What are you doing than Huahua, if you want to give money, you will give it, and you will not pull it down." What is it to bully a mute. ”
Fu Ling said loudly: "It's okay for me to give love, but it shouldn't be in this form of moral kidnapping. You said you are deaf and mute, and I will take a look at your disability certificate. ”
The clown looked aggrieved and pretended not to understand.
The guy on the side said: "Is it easy for him to make some money by taking pictures, don't bully honest people!" ”
Fu Ling sneered, "I just like to be reasonable, I'll call the police station, if it is confirmed that he is deaf and mute, I can support him for two hundred, and help him arrange a job by the way." ”
Fu Ling said and took out his mobile phone and was about to dial 110.
The guy who was watching the excitement stepped forward to grab Fu Ling's mobile phone, but Fu Ling took a step back and dodged, and asked loudly, "Do you want to rob?" ”
Mo Wei immediately stood in front of Fu Ling.
The young man was stunned for a moment and said, "I've never seen you so shameless, bullying a dumb person." ”
Now there are more people watching the excitement, and everyone is gossiping and saying everything.
Fu Ling said loudly: "The two of them collaborated to defraud and wanted to prevent me from calling the police. ”
At this time, the clown suddenly scolded loudly: "Why the did you meet such a stupid B today." ”
At this moment, everyone was stunned for a moment, and Mo Wei shouted loudly: "He pretended to be dumb and cheated people out of money!" ”
The guy who watched the excitement slapped the clown back, and the clown said angrily: "I didn't want to speak." ”
Now all passers-by knew what was going on, and pointed at the clown, "It's a big person, it's not good to do something." ”
"It's been two or three days, so it's been pretending to be dumb!"
"Really, there are so many liars right now!"
Seeing that the matter was revealed, the young man who watched the excitement said viciously to Fu Ling: "Don't let me meet you again!" ”
The clown glared at Fu Ling fiercely, and the two of them turned around and ran towards the alley next to them.