Chapter 148: Sword Training
Mo Wei relieved the siege for Fu Ling, and asked Xuanwu and said, "Master, they all say that the peach wood sword can ward off evil, can it really ward off evil?" ”
Xuanwu said: "The peach wood sword to ward off evil spirits, the earliest comes from mythology, the ancients once called the peach wood as a fairy tree, the legend is that the peach wood is the giant Kuafu chasing the sun, before dying the scepter thrown out into a peach forest. There is also a legend that Hou Yi was killed by his apprentice Feng Meng, and Feng Meng's tool to kill Hou Yi was a peach wood cane, and Hou Yi was named a god after his death, and the god name was Zongbu. Holding a tiger in his hand, he leads all ghosts, and is called the ghost king. Where there is a ghost who does evil in the ghost, it will be eaten by the tiger, and the peach wood can kill the ghost king, of course, it can avoid ghosts, so there is a legend of the peach wood to ward off evil spirits. The earliest Spring Festival couplets were made of peach wood boards, also known as peach charms, and peach charms represent the door gods, so the swords made of peach wood have become items to ward off evil spirits. ”
Mo Wei said disappointedly: "Oh, it's just a legend! ”
Xuanwu smiled and said to Mo Wei: "Mo Wei, as long as the heart is right, naturally the gods and ghosts dare not deceive, how can you avoid evil!" ”
Fu Ling was on the side, holding the peachwood sword and gesturing a few times, and said: "The feel of this sword is not bad, do I need to go to the park early tomorrow morning to practice the Tai Chi sword with the uncles and aunts." ”
Xuanwu glanced at Fu Ling and smiled: "Okay, as long as you can get up in the morning!" ”
Fu Ling said with a disdainful face: "What are you doing, how stupid! I'd better find a place to hang it up and put it up for possibility! ”
Xuanwu thought for a moment and said, "Our Chinese medicine hall is not suitable for hanging a peachwood sword, you better put it away first!" ”
Fu Ling felt strange and asked, "Why?" I've been out of luck lately, so I'm using it to ward off evil. ”
Xuanwu smiled helplessly and said to Fu Ling, "Your bad luck can be changed with a peachwood sword?" If it's good, do you still have to wait for Bai Rong to send you? Peach wood is neutral in the hundred woods, and the main punishment is killed, and it is even more fierce when made into a sword, so try not to hang a peach wood sword in the house. ”
Fu Ling looked at the peachwood sword in his hand and said, "Oh, then I'll put it away!" Do you think I put it at home or in a medical center? ”
Xuanwu said nonchalantly: "It's the same wherever you put it, whatever you like." If you don't know how to use a sword, and you hold a mahogany sword like a stick, then it really doesn't look better with a frying pan! ”
Fu Ling said unhappily, "Isn't it a sword?" What's so hard! I didn't study because I wasn't old enough to play swords, and only retirees over 60 years old could play swords, and I was such a sunny girl, I had to play something fashionable! ”
Mo Wei's belly: Sunshine? Girlish? How can you say it!
Xuanwu asked, "The fashion now is a pan?" ”
Fu Ling nodded seriously, "Well, the same pan as the red wolf is now a must-have artifact for home travel, and if the man doesn't give the woman a frying pan when he gets married, it will be insincere!" ”
Mo Wei asked in surprise, "Really?" ”
Xuanwu said: "You believe her nonsense! Fu Ling is as long as she uses it well, and if it is not good, she can find a good reason! ”
Fu Ling said disdainfully: "We have a generation gap, you don't usually watch TV, I don't know that young people like to watch "Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf" now. ”
Xuanwu smiled and asked, "Is that a young person watching it, or is it a minor watching it?" ”
Fu Ling said confidently: "Minors will soon become young people, so the pan will soon become a fashion artifact!" ”
Fu Ling said again: "Do you remember one of Microsoft's instant messaging software, MSN? At that time, primary and secondary school students liked QQ, and corporate white-collar workers often used MSN. If you look at it now, QQ is necessary for installation, and almost no one around me uses MSN. It's not that MSN software is bad, it's very popular abroad, like Hong Kong, Taiwan, and foreign countries all use MSN. In foreign countries, others may not know what QQ is, but it is impossible not to know what MSN is. The reason is that the children who use QQ have grown up, they have become the mainstream, and the software they commonly use has also become the mainstream. ”
Xuanwu said: "You have a very good business vision, opening a Chinese medicine hall is really condescending, you should open an investment company!" ”
Fu Ling smiled hesitantly: "Your suggestion is good, I can consider it!" ”
In front of Mo Wei, Xuanwu didn't say the word "roll", but just said to Fu Ling: "You can play slowly by yourself!" ”
Xuanwu turned around and went upstairs, Mo Wei took the peach wood sword and looked at it carefully, "Little Sister Fu, this sword is really good, the wood is shiny!" ”
Fu Ling thought for a moment, "Well, I have to search for a video of sword practice on the computer, and learn a trick and a half, so as not to be teased by them all the time." ”
Mo Wei watched Fu Ling click on the video software, and then was attracted by all kinds of gossip, half an hour passed, and Fu Ling did not type a word in the search bar.
Mo Weixin said that judging from the duration of Fu Ling's enthusiasm for a certain matter, the matter of practicing swords can be regarded as a thing of the past.
Fu Ling commented on Mo Wei while watching the video, and his experience of various gossip.
Mo Wei couldn't stand it a little and asked, "Sister Fu, it's almost eleven o'clock, aren't you hungry?" ”
Fu Ling shouted, "Ah! What am I going to do? ”
Mo Wei said helplessly: "Little Sister Fu, you can put away your peach wood sword in a good place first!" ”
Fu Ling seemed to remember the peachwood sword on the coffee table, "By the way, this sword has to be hidden somewhere." ”
Fu Ling walked to the coffee table and found that the strawberries had forgotten to eat, Fu Ling sat on the sofa again, took the strawberries and ate them, and said to Mo Wei: "This person is old, his memory is poor, I can forget to eat the strawberries you washed!" Come and eat some more, too. ”
Mo Weixin said: It's really rare that you can forget what you eat.
Fu Ling had eaten enough strawberries, stood up and picked up the sword box, and walked to the lounge, complaining as he went, "I said that Bai Rong was so kind, and gave me a peachwood sword openly, it turned out that this sword also said, I still have to learn the sword, it's really nothing to look for, and you can't take advantage of it casually!" ”
Fu Ling collected the peachwood sword, walked out of the lounge and asked Mo Wei, "Dear, what do you want to eat at noon, go buy it!" I've been out of luck lately, so I shouldn't go out. ”
Mo Wei thought for a moment and asked, "Is it okay to eat Lanzhou ramen?" ”
Fu Ling readily agreed: "Okay, I'm not a picky eater." ”
Mo Wei said with a smile: "Adults don't seem to be picky eaters. ”
Fu Ling glanced at Mo Wei and said, "You are so stupid, adults always pick their favorite things when they buy things, and what else do you choose when you eat!" ”
Mo Wei suddenly realized: "Little Sister Fu, you are right! I thought adults could learn it all! ”
Fu Ling sighed: "Alas~ What do you think! People are old and treacherous, and horses are old and slippery. The longer you live, the more treacherous you become, and the farther away you are from studying. ”
Mo Wei teased: "Little Sister Fu, when did you start such a painful comprehension?" ”