Chapter 30: Resisting the Water

"You mean there's a ghost in this house? But it's daylight! I gasped.

"One ghost cannot go to heaven, and the other cannot enter the earth. They come out at night, but they don't see during the day, because they are hiding. Wei Xuan paused and said, "Hiding in the shadows, you can't see him, it doesn't mean he can't see you." ”

After making the call, Mr. Luo came over, he invited us into the house, made two cups of tea, and turned on the TV for us to watch.

After waiting for about half an hour, a guy in a suit came with a suitcase.

Mr. Luo generously pushed the suitcase to Wei Xu, and said, "This is one million, there is a little real person." ”

"Water enters the palace to keep the water out." Wei Xuan looked at Mr. Luo with a serious face, and said, "You are neither an emperor nor a prince, you can only live, where can you afford to live in a palace?" ”

"You're saying my house is too big?" Mr. Luo asked.

"Whether it's a palace or not, it's not about the size, it's about the pattern." Wei Xuan paused and asked, "Outer four and inner nine, who designed it for you?" ”

"No one designed it, I made it up." Mr. Luo said.

"Blindly thinking about building a forty-nine city for yourself, you are so bold that you can cover the sky!"

Wei Xuan sighed and said, "Forty-nine cities, gather the four directions, and accept the essence of Kyushu." It's not an emperor, where can you hold it. The spirit of the Quartet, the essence of Kyushu, people like it, and ghosts like it. Spend so much effort to build a house that attracts ghosts, and dare to live in it, you are really not afraid of death. ”

As soon as he heard Wei Xu's words, Mr. Luo's face suddenly turned pale with fright.

"I'm a ghost in this house?"

"There aren't thousands, but there are hundreds." Wei Xuan said.

"Little real person, you must help me!" Mr. Luo was in a hurry.

There are hundreds of ghosts in the house, and no matter who puts this on them, they have to be furious in their hearts.

"The heart is unwilling, unwilling, and things are difficult." Wei Xuan looked at Mr. Luo and asked, "Charge you a million, do you still think it's expensive?" ”

"It's not expensive! Not expensive! ”

said before that it was not expensive, Luo was always duplicitous. But at this time, he said that it was not expensive, and he definitely came from the heart.

Wei Xuan would not lie about this kind of thing, he said that there are hundreds of ghosts, there must be hundreds. Dealing with so many ghosts, that's playing with your life. Collect a total of one million, which is really not expensive.

"Bring a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and I'll make a list, which is what needs to be prepared, and you go and prepare." Wei Xuan said.

Mr. Luo brought a brush and rice paper, and Wei Xuan wrote on it. After writing one after another, he wrote more than ten sheets of rice paper before he finished writing.

"So much?" Mr. Luo was surprised by the list he made for Wei Xu.

"That's a few hundred ghosts, or a powerful ghost that you raised with the qi of the four directions and the essence of Kyushu. If you don't make adequate preparations, you deserve to die, and if you hurt me, won't you lose a lot of money. Wei Xuan said.

"Why do I deserve it?" Mr. Luo seemed to be a little dissatisfied with Wei Xu's statement just now.

"You made these forty-nine cities, and you killed yourself by doing your own thing, what should you not do? As for the trail, do you lack this million? There is a fate to help you, but the fate of you and me is not worth sacrificing. Wei Xuan said.

Is there a fate? Others don't know, don't I know? The fate of Wei Xuan and Mr. Luo is one million.

"Then you two rest here, and I'll go and prepare." Mr. Luo said with a smile.

"We have to go back and prepare something else, you can arrange a car to send us!" You Hummer, sitting pretty well. "Wei Xu, this guy, is really polite, and he wants to sit on the Hummer by name.

Mr. Luo is asking him now, and such a trivial matter as what car to sit in is naturally able to go along with it, so he can follow it.

In order to show his sincerity, Mr. Luo drove the Hummer and personally sent us back to the Intercontinental Hotel.

Didn't Wei Xu, this guy say that he wanted to prepare things? Why did he start watching TV there when he got back to his room?

"That's what you call preparation?" I asked.

"To recharge your energy is to prepare!" Wei Xuan took over with a smile and said, "Although Mr. Luo's house is big, there are hundreds of ghosts hidden in it. If we stay there for a day, even if we are not satisfied, we will have to get into trouble. Tonight, I want to set up an altar in the small way, with a bad luck approach, that is to find death. ”

"Then we don't have to prepare anything else?" I asked.

"You stuck with Tang Shi for a day yesterday, did you smell any smell on her?" Suddenly pulled Tang poems, which one is Wei Xuan going to sing?

"What else could it taste like? Womanly? Perfume smell? I said.

"Look at what you're thinking about? Womanly? Perfume smell? Do you still want to taste her sass? Wei Xuan gave me a blank look.

"Can't you be serious?" I looked at Wei Xuan speechlessly and asked, "What kind of flavor are you talking about?" ”

"The smell of blood." Wei Xudao.

I saw Tang Shi's appearance, she didn't have a bloody disaster! Where does the smell of blood come from?

"I don't smell it." I say.

"In addition to the ones prepared by Mr. Luo, we really need one thing, and that is the most filthy thing in the world." Wei Xudao.

"The filthiest thing in the world?" I didn't understand, so I asked, "What the hell?" ”

"Riding a horse." Wei Xuan gave me an answer, but I still didn't understand.

"I haven't heard of it." I say.

"Doesn't Tang Shi live next door? She's got it, you go get it. Wei Xu said.

Without even thinking about it, I went directly and knocked on Tang Shi's door.

"Is there something wrong?" Tang Shi asked me.

"I'm looking for you to borrow something." I say.

"Borrow what?" Tang Shi asked.

"Riding a horse." I said.

"Get out!"

Why did Tang Shi blush, and threw me with a pillow, and it was not enough to lose one, but also two.

"Why don't I borrow you a piece of cloth for horseback riding? If you don't borrow, don't borrow, why smash me? "I'm innocent and confused. I don't know why Tang Shi blushed, and I don't understand why she threw me with a pillow.

"Cloth for horseback riding?" Tang Shi glared at me with a shy face and asked, "Do you know what riding a horse cloth is?" ”

"Wei Xuan called me here, and he said you have it here." I said.

"Get out of here! Go back and give me a good beating up of that guy Wei Xu, and the old lady will give you a horse ride. Tang Shi said with his waist in his arms.

"Can you tell me, then, what is a riding cloth?" I'm curious and want to figure this out.

"Auntie towels used by ancient women."

As soon as Tang Shi said this, I was stunned. At the same time, I understand why she threw me with a pillow just now.

Wei Xu, this little bull's nose, actually tricked me, it was too deceitful.

I replied to 3308 angrily, and that guy was looking at Ultraman with relish.

"Is it interesting for you to play me like this?" I took the remote control and turned off the TV for him.

"Why do you turn off my TV?" Wei Xu's little expression looked a little confused.

"I know what a riding cloth is, and you asked me to go to Tang Shina, what kind of heart do you have?" I asked.

"The filthiest thing in the world! Don't you know? Wei Xuan turned his big eyes in disbelief, and laughed: "Lu Xiannian's apprentice is so ignorant that he doesn't know how to ride a horse? I'm laughing to death, hahaha......"

While laughing, he rolled on the bed exaggeratedly.

"Enough!" I yelled at Wei Xuan and asked, "What are you doing with the horse cloth?" ”

"Didn't I tell you everything? It was the filthiest thing in the world. What we're going to face tonight is hundreds of ghosts, and anything can happen. To the filthy and evil, riding a horse cloth that thing, at a critical moment, can be used to save lives. Wei Xuan said with a serious face.

"Why didn't you say it earlier? It made me stink from Tang Shi. I said.

"As her boyfriend, it's not a big deal to ask her to get a used riding cloth." Wei Xuan said.

"The riding cloth was used by women in ancient times, where is it now?" I asked.

"Is it hard to find a piece of cloth?" Wei Xuan asked me.

"It's not hard." I say.

"There's a Tang poem next door who came to that or something, you go get a piece of cloth and let her cushion it. It's still half a day before dark, and even if you make a riding cloth, it's too late! "Wei Xu, what kind of idea did you come up with?

Although it sounds feasible, can I talk to Tang Shi about this? Can she do it?

"I won't go to this kind of self-seeking and boring begging." I say.

"Don't forget it, anyway, I have the true qi of Taoism, you don't. If you don't prepare to ride a horse, and you are attacked by a ghost at night, I can't help you. "Wei Xu, this is threatening me.

I'm not afraid of threats, but I'm afraid of ghosts. As soon as Wei Xuan said this, after thinking for a while, I gritted my teeth, hardened my head, and went to Tang Shi.

"Didn't you go over and beat Wei Xu? Why didn't I hear it? Tang Shi asked me.

"It's a five-star hotel, and it's soundproofed." I said with a smile.

"Humph!" Tang Shi glanced at me and asked, "What are you doing again?" ”

"Tonight, Wei Xuan is going to Mr. Luo's house to open an altar, there are hundreds of ghosts in that place, and he needs a riding cloth." I said with an embarrassed face.

"Disgusting." Tang Shi rewarded me with these two words, and then said: "Go to the toilet and get it yourself, there are several in the trash can." ”

"That won't work, you have to ask for cloth." I say.

"What do you mean?" Tang Shi asked me.

"It's still a while before dark, so why don't you do me a favor and give me the whole riding cloth. Just don't use that thing, use a cloth pad, and it's better to let the blood soak the cloth through. ”

I didn't make this request, it was Wei Xu's guy who said it.

"No way!" Tang Shi rejected me in one bite.

"Please, for the sake of me helping you, you can help me! Otherwise, I'll be killed by the ghosts. I said.

"You helped me but collected the money, if you want me to help you, that's fine, 200,000 sheets." I want to get a riding cloth and ask me for 200,000 yuan, Tang Shi is really a lion's mouth!

"How can I have so much money?" I'm struggling.

"Aren't you helping Mr. Luo do things? You don't, he does. Tang Shi said coldly.