Chapter 164: Diary of a Sand Monk (16)
Zhenguan 7th year, May 20, Sunday, breeze
If I want to say what I admire the Monkey King the most, it is, of course, that fearless spirit. No, people dare to scold their mothers outside the Nantian Gate.
"Jade Emperor Lao'er, you come out for me, let's fight to the death, what do you mean by being a shrinking turtle?"
But after shouting for a long time, there was no reaction.
Sun Wukong felt that he couldn't save face, so he took the lead in fighting, and swept aside the two generals who were guarding outside the Nantian Gate with a stick. As soon as he waved to us and the 300,000 army behind him, a massive operation to capture the heavenly realm began.
Along the way, we were invincible, and soon came to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall unimpeded, when Sun Wukong sat on the throne of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and Zhu Bajie raked Li Jiang's Jade Emperor's table case, I felt a strong uneasiness.
Something is wrong, this is too smooth, and, what about the Jade Emperor?
Just when our group was a little stunned, the doors and windows of the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall closed together, isolating us from the 300,000 army outside.
"Oh no, I've been tricked!" The monkey shouted.
"What then?" The pig screamed loudly.
"It's over, it's over!" Tang Seng muttered.
The little white dragon was silent.
After pondering for a long time, I felt that I should still remind them, "This Lingxiao Treasure Hall seems to be a magic weapon......
A few people were shocked and looked at me in amazement, "What did you say?" ”
"We seem to be trapped in a magic weapon, and the level of this magic weapon is not low, it should be a holy treasure!" This information was all told to me by Feng Aotian, in fact, I was also shocked in my own heart. Damn, this time it's planted!
The so-called holy treasure is the magic weapon level above the immortal treasure, and there is no distinction between superior and inferior at this stage. As the name suggests, it can receive the full force of the saint's blow. Now the five of them are just Da Luo Jin Immortals, not even the Mixed Yuan Da Luo Jin Immortals, let alone saints. It's not enough to see!
At this time, a voice came from outside, "You and other rebels dare to attack the heavenly realm, let me see the fate of rebellion!" ”
Ready to get your hands dirty?
Suddenly, the wall in front of us became transparent, and the scene outside the temple came into view.
I saw that the outside of the hall was densely packed with heavenly soldiers and generals, and the Jade Emperor and a group of heavenly palace ministers stood on the cloud platform, which was very majestic. It was the Jade Emperor who spoke just now, and I saw him point with his hand, and all the heavenly soldiers and generals shouted "order" in unison, and the head of the shrimp soldier crab general or monkey monkey grandson captured in his hand was cut off with the knife in his hand. Bright red blood flowed all over the ground and became a river......
Sun Monkey and Little White Dragon were so hateful that they couldn't do anything about it. He could only keep hitting the Lingxiao Treasure Hall refined by this holy treasure with his golden hoop rod or his own fist.
It's a pity that it has little effect, and all the great members of the Heavenly Court laughed.
"Sun Wukong, I think you dared to fight the heavens back then, and it was the Buddha who came forward to capture you, do you really think that there is no one in my heavenly realm. This Lingxiao Treasure Hall is the joint refining of my Sanqing Patriarch, even if you are all cultivators of Da Luo Jin Immortal, it will not help. Hahahaha......"
The Jade Emperor's words were very annoying, but they were not as angry as what the Queen Mother said next, "Stinky monkey, when you seduced my maid Zilan, you combined inside and outside to steal my peach, I must settle this account with you today!" Come on, let him see what his Zilan looks like now! ”
As soon as the picture turned, I saw a girl in purple pushing the millstone in a dark and damp room, followed by a girl in white, both of whom were struggling to move forward with leg cuffs and handcuffs. Beside them, an ugly-looking male ghost whipped them from time to time with a whip in his hand, and the two girls were about to shake their bodies when they were whipped once. What's even more unbearable is that the male ghost still touches the two girls from time to time, although he doesn't dare to really do anything, but this is also unbearable.
"Zilan!"
"Xing'er!"
"Queen Mother, you bastard-" Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie's eyes were about to pop out, their whole faces were distorted, and they just stood there stiffly, unable to move. I know that they are angry and their bodies are incapable of moving. This can't be done, if you are so angry that you can't move, isn't it just the old witch's plan?
The three of us hurriedly knocked the two of them unconscious, otherwise the two of them would probably die of broken meridians. After a long time, the two of them woke up leisurely.
A wave has not settled, and another wave has risen. Just stimulated Sun Wukong, Tota Li Tianwang also came to join in the fun!
"Jin Cicada, who do you think this is?" Sure enough, the rat spirit Yu'er was released from the Linglong Pagoda. After being tortured for a long time, he is no longer human, and he seems to be weak and only has one breath left.
"Yu'er!" Tang Seng mourned, this is not good, I glanced at the little white dragon, and the two of us hurriedly repeated the old trick, and Tang Seng fainted to the ground again.
"As long as you choose to surrender, surrender to my heavenly court forever, and voluntarily wash away your memories, we will let you out. There is no time, give you three days to think about it. As soon as the three days come, these sluts will not be able to live. ”
This is what the Jade Emperor said, I know, it must be true.
What should I do if I am pressed for time?
"Why don't we try a joint attack?" I propose.
Everyone is very interested.
So without me, I drew the formation of the joint attack that Feng Aotian taught me.
"Lao Sha, this formation looks very mysterious, but with only three days, can we practice it?" Or Tang Seng thought about the problem carefully.
After glancing at everyone, I turned my heart sideways, what are you taboo at the moment of life and death!
So, the five of us walked into the space hand in hand.
When they saw Feng Aotian and the baby in the space, the four of them couldn't help but open their mouths wide.
"Lao Sha, I didn't expect your kid to already have a child!" Zhu Bajie has a quick mouth, which makes me red-faced.
Time was limited, so we stopped playing and soon started to set up the formation. With Feng Aotian, the producer of the formation, personally guiding here, a few of us quickly got started.
The ratio of time in space to outside time is 70:1, and our total practice time is 210 days in three days, which is enough for a rough calculation.
However, Feng Aotian still underestimated a few of us. In the end, in less than 150 days, this set of formations was thoroughly practiced by us.
The combined attack of the five of us originally had the power of the Mixed Yuan Daluo Golden Immortal, and with this joint attack formation, the overall attack power increased tenfold, which was comparable to the sage's blow. If you can't break the wall shell of this holy treasure at one time, then attack a few more times, and the water drops will pierce through the stone, and you are afraid that he won't be able to break it?
The sound of "boom-boom-" was endless.
Outside the hall, Tai Bai Xing said worriedly: "Your Majesty, they seem to be attacking the Lingxiao Treasure Palace!" ”
The Jade Emperor's expression remained unchanged for ten thousand years, and he sneered, "What's the hurry, this Lingxiao Treasure Hall is a magic weapon that my Sanqing Mage cultivated at the same time, how can it be given by a few small Da Luo Jin Immortals...... Make a breakthrough...... Broken? ”
The expression on the Jade Emperor's face turned from smug to astonished. It turned out to be broken?
Looking at the Lingxiao Treasure Hall again, a huge hole had been jointly attacked by five people, and it had completely become a tattered.
Seeing this scene, the Jade Emperor and the others were stunned for a moment, and then shouted and fled in all directions, not even wanting the throne they were sitting on on the cloud platform......
Hmph, Jade Emperor, but Er'er.
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