"HI, my name is Luo Bing, a BOY who wants to be Batman. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info have something to say, I don't have the money to pay for the time. ”

To be honest, when many people hear this phone message, they suddenly think of the guy who would be mistaken for a passerby if they didn't pay attention.

"I remember one time I forgot to bring my company contract, and he rushed downstairs and handed it to me, what a good guy." A fat section chief who used to be a colleague recalled.

"Once I fell out of love and got drunk, he sent me home, but now I remember that he sent it." A girl who was a little fat and was struggling to choose between two so-called diet or low-fat snacks in front of her said.

"Laugh at it! Luo Bing, hurry up and come out, your phone won't be recording! A friend from junior high school shouted, because Luo Bing had cheated a lot of people in junior high school, and was called the "Demon King of Pranks", or "Demon" for short.

"I'm sorry, thank you for the notice, but I'm getting married now." Luo Bing's ex-girlfriend said calmly, but she obviously had two tears when she was wearing makeup, and she had to ask her sisters to help touch up her makeup.

"Luo Bing, this kid, it's not easy! On the first day of the Spring Festival, his 6-year-old father was hit and killed by a drunk driver 10 meters away from the corner of his home. His mother is a medicine jar, she died only the year before last, and Luo Bing has always been supporting this family, I didn't expect it to be like this, I will definitely come. "Aunt Chu, the old neighbor of Luo Bing's house.

"You're not a liar! You're not a liar, are you? You're not a liar, are you? Well, I'll come then. When Luo Bing was in junior high school, the male homeroom teacher agreed to come after repeated confirmation.

There have been too many crises of confidence lately, and TV has often reported it.

"No wonder he hasn't come over to urge me to pay back the money for so long, ah, I'll bring 5,000 yuan to repay you at that time." An old classmate who once borrowed money from Luo Bing.

"Alas, cousin Luo Bing, who are you?"

Looking at the photo frame in front of him, he smiled a little cheaply, but his appearance was too much like the so-called cousin of passer-by, and Yuan Lili, as a cousin, didn't know much.

When she was a child, she only remembered that her parents quarreled all day because of this nephew, so she hated this cousin who made her mother favored.

But later, because my father's grandfather was in the United States, the family immigrated to the United States, and at that time, the family gradually improved, and my father acquiesced to my mother to send something or money to that cousin regularly.

Luo Bing's cousin also wrote regularly to come over, and the handwriting was good, I heard that because of the average grades, the eldest aunt was sick, so she read the secondary school early, and came out to work, so that her mother would send less things, plus the second brother and the third and fourth sisters of the twins who were born later.

The connection between the two families has decreased.

Later, because Yuan Shanshan studied hard, she went to New York University to study in business school, so she didn't pay much attention to the situation in China.

Until today, the lawyer notice sent from the country.

It turned out that this cousin actually made a will early, and after accidentally falling into the sea two years later, he handed over his grandmother's residence to himself to inherit, so she returned to China to deal with this property, and found that although this suite is a little old, it is very clean and warm, and it can be seen that the people who live here have been living very carefully.

It's just that the thin layer of ash around the house indicates that the original owner of the house never returned.

When tidying up this house, I accidentally found Luo Bing's cousin's handwritten address book, so I called according to the address book, hoping to hold a mourning party for him, on the other hand, I also knew this cousin who forgot when he saw it, but laughed a little cheaply.

"I'm sorry, cousin Luo Bing, I haven't been able to understand you properly."

The hot teardrops gently flowed down from the beautiful eyes, and it seemed that the lights of the thousands of homes outside were even warmer.

But if Luo Bing was still here, he would definitely say, "Cousin, you beautify me!" “

Now for the text.

Luo Bing, 25 years old this year, had a bit of a bad time in 2013.

The first thing is that on February 14th, his girlfriend, who has been with him for four years, proposed to Luo Bing to break up because he couldn't see the future, and the blind date at home was too good.

After drinking painfully all night, Luo Bing went to the beach with his friends to yell for a night, and then decided to let go.

Now everything is high, and although the old house I live in now belongs to the old city, it has not always belonged to the urban planning section and is not worth much.

After my mother passed away, I owed a debt, and I still wanted to divide it into two cents, plus the items sent back by my aunt in the United States for resale, regular imports, and I could still get money in exchange for a certain treasure, and it has been paid off.

But if you want to buy a house and get married, it may not be possible to spend 30 years.

I mistook the other party's 4 years of youth, and I really let go.

The second thing is that I have been taking care of myself, and the aunt in the shop downstairs has passed away. She has always asked Luo Bing to owe money to eat a bowl of hot Yangchun noodles, which made Luo Bing feel warm, and finally did not go down the road of a bad boy.

As for the will, it was to take care of the daughter of the pastry shop aunt as the first entrustment of the lawyer's first brother, when the daughter of the pastry aunt asked him which relative to choose as the heir, Luo Bing thought about it for a while, and wrote his cousin Yuan Shanshan, whom he had not met for a long time, anyway, this is his grandmother's home, she only has two daughters, her mother and aunt, if she is really not there, it should be her aunt's children to inherit.

It's just that Luo Bing didn't think that he would die early, and said in his own words: "The world is so big, I haven't lived long?" “

But in December, I inadvertently waited for the pork chop meal time, and bought a lottery ticket from the lottery shop next to it, and that little girl was so cute.

actually won 10,000 yuan, and after taxes, there are 8,000 oceans in hand, which is equivalent to two months' salary.

Therefore, Luo Bing took out 4,000 yuan and asked a few friends to come to the seafood stall by the sea to have a meal and get rid of his bad luck.

The last thing Luo Bing remembered was that he drank high, and then went to find the toilet, but the bad luck was not over.

At the entrance of the platform that connects the small cargo boat, Luo Bing thought that the entrance of the toilet would be opened, but it turned out to be tragic.

Luo Bing fell into the sea.

When Luo Bing struggled to wake up, he found himself in a green meadow, not far from the infinite sea.

Hungry and thirsty, Luo Bing decided to walk, and after three hours he didn't find a single magical commissary, nor did he see a single road.

I can't use my mobile phone because of the water, my wallet is only 300 yuan, a cheap lighter that I don't know when I got it from the stall, a string of keys at home and a small multi-functional knife that I bought impulsively.

"Anyone? Erbao, Lao Gao, Brother Xiong, don't play anymore, if you don't come out again, I will expose your secrets. “

As a result, Luo Bing was ruthless and exposed the scandals of several bad friends.

And then not a single person came out and shouted that he was shameless and untrustworthy.

At this time, Luo Bing was very sure that he might fall into the sea and be sent to a desert island by the sea.

Fortunately, at this time, I saw a forest with a small stream next to it, and there were some fish that looked like horns, and I also found some red, green, and green berries.

Luo Bing cleaned up the berries with the stream water, eating the red ones first, and then the green ones.

"Anyway, it's not until the last second, let yourself survive first."

Recovering a little strength, Luo Bing was very glad that he had time to watch that Bei Ge's life-saving video.

He went to the woods to find some dead tree skills, dug a soil pit, and the lighter was still usable, bringing light fire to Luo Bing.

Hetney sharpened two long tree skills with a knife, and had to praise: "Made in China, guaranteed." “

To do this with such painstaking efforts, of course, you have to carry out your own fishing plans.

"Those fish in the stream, how fat!"