Chapter 652: Totem in the Eye
Plans can't keep up with the changes.
As soon as I came back, I thought about thinking about Meng Haiyun's division and trying to find a way to help.
By the time her business is almost done, it will take a week.
At this time, Miao Qianqian's ears, Xiaoqing'er's little white fox, and even the underworld on the turtle's back are almost done.
This will help Meng Haiyun first, and then do Jun Ye, plan well.....
Who knows, Xu Taoyao suddenly came to chat with us, refreshing my worldview of perverts.
Xu Taoyao looked at our group of people, her eyes were very penetrating, and she instantly laughed dryly, and hurriedly said, "I'm a doctor, isn't it normal to help see a doctor?" ”
She said that in the hospital, there are not such things as gastroscopes, colonoscops, and colposcops, and she thinks that her eyes can also replace these things and go directly to check .......
"You know, a lot of ghosts are not lying on the surface, they may be in your body, my eyes are outside, not only can provide a wide angle of beauty and decay, but the eyeballs can also enter the human body to see the possible existence of some yin and sneaky."
Xu Taoyao said: For example, many people now encounter ghost fetus, and when you go out to work, there are a lot of ghost fetus, right?
I nodded, so far, I have done a lot of business with single ghost fetuses and ghost babies.
Miao Qianqian looked at her with great disdain: "You are a dead pervert, don't quibble!" I thought I didn't know what you were thinking, but you wanted to experience and see all kinds of things from that wide perspective..... Do you love to play with eyes so much? ”
Xu Taoyao seemed to have been broken by the Tao, and laughed dryly: "Ahem! I have also tried to put my eyes into the water and appreciate the wide perspective of the beauty and decay of the water, and I have also conducted various tests on this ability and eye exercises. ”
She said to us: "I have developed this eye yin technique, and now it is perfect, there is no tray, the eyes do not need to contact anything, there is no infection, and you can freely expand and retract to see the outside world." ”
She said that it is often like this, and it is true that the eye sockets are loose, and when the eyelids are opened, there will not be the sequelae of the eye sockets that cannot lock the eyeballs like her sister.
I said why?
"Because of my sister's extraocular muscles...... It's muscle weakness, I don't have the strength to pull the eyeball, but I have, my extraocular muscles pull the eyeball, so that it doesn't slide down, and this long-term exercise of the extraocular muscles can be more powerful, forming a virtuous circle. ”
I give her a thumbs up!
is worthy of being a doctor, worthy of being a returnee intellectual, and he has considered everything.
Xu Taoyao said: "In this regard, the most dangerous item has been solved, but the most dangerous thing is still that the entire eyeball is exposed to the air. ”
I nodded, although the human eye socket wraps the eyeball and restricts most of the person's viewing angle, it can protect the person's eye ball very well.
Xu Taoyao said: "However, when I discussed with Dr. Mo Xiaoxi, we had already thought of a solution. ”
I said, "Ah! What's the solution?
"A wide viewing angle will give me safety, unlike normal eyes with blind spots, as long as anything is close to my eyeball, I can see it, and it will be good to retract it quickly immediately."
Xu Taoyao said: This seems to be a simple principle, but it is not easy.
She told me a very powerful theoretical knowledge, saying that any animal has a conditioned reflex, and the conditioned reflex is divided into innate reflex and acquired reflex.
Innate conditioned reflex, for example, when a person encounters something dangerous near his eyes, he will instinctively close his eyes, and when a person sneezes, he will have a conditioned reflex to close his eyes instantly, so as not to squirt out his eyes.
I touched my head and felt that it was very uncomfortable to communicate with these intellectuals.
She continued: "These conditioned reflexes are all innate, and what I want to do is to do thousands of reflex training after these thousands of eyeball weight training, so that as long as anything is close to my peeking out eye, it will instinctively shrink back." ”
I took a cool breath: Awesome!
This Xu Taoyao, and Mo Xiaoxi, two high-level intellectuals, are simply two perverts, rich in all kinds of knowledge, strong alliances, have bulldozed many mountains, and have actually developed a very special eye exercise method.
Xu Taoyao smiled and said: "My ultimate dream is to turn my eyes into perfect divine eyes - to be able to freely poke out of the eye socket and retract the eye socket freely, and my offspring, from generation to generation, will also inherit my 'genetic manifest characteristics', inherited like me, forming a conditioned reflex, just like the eyes of Xiaoqing'er's family, the extraocular muscles of my offspring will be very powerful." ”
Xu Taoyao said that she wanted to become the originator of a new Yin Technique, the ancestor of a powerful Yin Xing family in the future, so that her descendants would have the Yin Technique of God's wide perspective and the Yin Technique of the Vision of God in the future.
"it!!"
Miao Qianqian gave a thumbs up and said: Awesome! You two guys, behind the scenes, actually came up with such an earth-shattering experiment.
"That's it."
Xu Taoyao smiled proudly.
Then, she said: "Let's talk about the previous thing, didn't I quit my job and study with Mo Xiaoxi, I will use my eyes to try to be a gastroscopy." ”
She said that her extraocular muscles, which had grown with this exercise, were slowly getting longer and longer, more than 30 centimeters, and they were already like snails.
She took out a small transparent ball that could be opened and said, "Wrap the eyeball with this, then use the tongue depressor, use the dentist's mouth expansion tool to prevent the other person's teeth from biting down, and my eyeballs stick in like a snail to probe........ Do you know? How amazing it is to see someone else's esophagus with your own eyes. ”
I seemed to see in her the hanging eyes female sister who experienced novelty everywhere.
Xu Taoyao continued: "Then I checked and tested in various ways, some women with gynecological diseases, she also found an excuse, let the other party lie down, and then also went to have a look. ”
Miao Qianqian's eyes widened, and she said curiously: "Sister, are you inside, seeing hundreds of millions of tadpole ghosts that died unjustly?" Do you still poke your eyes directly into the pregnant woman's belly from below, and you can still see the fetus? ”
"you."
Xu Taoyao thought that Miao Qianqian was not good at speaking.
"Huh? Why doesn't it sound good? Miao Qianqian said with a dead face: "Then you are so curious, your eyes, holding the dilator on the top, have you ever seen it in your ass?" Is it all yellow and yellow, is there a ghost floating in it? ”
"You guy, settle down." I asked Miao Qianqian to calm down, even if she was crazy disgusting Xu Taoyao, it also disgusted a few of us.
At this time, Xu Taoyao explained his whereabouts in the past six months.
Originally, she was still quite talkative, and she told us these things with great interest, and studied the attainments and conjectures of this eyeball by herself, but she was so disgusted by Miao Qianqian that she suddenly lost her mind.
She said to me, "Didn't I say that, a while ago, I didn't meet a female patient with inflammation in the gynecology department? The patient was strange, very strange, her skin seemed to be cracked, and usually everyone else was fine, but when they touched her, there was a problem with their eyes. ”
"What's the problem?" Miao Qianqian chattered again: "I know that there is something wrong, but you still go to see it, how much yin qi is in that place, is it that your eyes are dirty....... Syphilis? ”
"Ahh Fuck you! You're getting syphilis in your eyes! Xu Taoyao couldn't bear it at all, and rushed over with a fist, and hit it.
Miao Qianqian didn't resist either, lying on the sofa, being pressed and beaten by Xu Taoyao, screaming.
"Ahh If you hit someone, don't get excited, you have big eyes and look cute, you can do whatever you want? Beware of your eyes falling out. ”
These two people are really sick.
When the fight was over, Xu Taoyao glared at her panting, got up from Miao Qianqian, sat back on the sofa and smoothed out her messy hair, "You Nizi, you owe a beaten mouth...... Cheng You, there is such a little problem with my eyes, it may be that there is something dirty, I am here to let you help me take a look. ”
What dirty stuff am I talking about?
"I have a totem on my body, a very strange ghost totem." Xu Taoyao said.
Where do I say?
Xu Taoyao pointed to his eyes and said: It grows on my eyes, which is very terrifying.
I took a look at her eyes, they were big and beautiful, there was nothing wrong with them.
As a result, Xu Taoyao's eyes "poofed" and slowly squirmed out, and the eyeballs of the two tentacles slanted over, allowing me to look at the back of the eyes.
As a result, I look at it, it's amazing, it's really weird.
Isn't the back of a normal human eye bloodshot? And on the back of Xu Taoyao's eyes, the bloodshot texture actually formed a weird bright red totem pattern.
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