The zoologist said to the people around him that there is a saying in this folk called "seven bees and eight snakes"

It means that in July and August, the weather is hot and muggy, thunderstorms are frequent, and when it rains and thunders, the snake likes to come out of its hole and swim around.

So it was not surprising that there were so many snakes in that thunderstorm at that time, because the mountain they went to was the famous Snake Mountain.

Those students, who happened to be unlucky, encountered this kind of weather, and were bitten to death by the poisonous snakes gushing out.

The villagers were not convinced, and pointed to the big dead snake on the tree, and said: "It is clear that those student cubs, the snake fairies who provoked the catastrophe, will be bitten to death, so how do you explain this big snake that was struck by thunder?" ”

The zoologist was very patient, and said that as for the snake being struck by lightning on the tree, he was also very particular.

This folklore - snake robbery, in fact, is the mountain is high, there are many trees, the trees themselves, easy to be struck by lightning, and the habit of snakes is to travel on rainy days and sultry weather, because the ground is rainy and waterlogged, snakes will instinctively climb the trees, so they will be struck by lightning.

The villagers were skeptical of this explanation.

At this time, Liu Baixi, the only survivor, was also quite confused.

She survived and was not bitten to death, everyone said that she would not die, let her not go to her heart, after all, she was a weak woman, what could she do at that time?

I did my best.

Everyone thought that those students were righteous and desperately protected her to let her live, but she knew that this was not the case.

"Heavenly Court, Heavenly Palace, Tribulation..... Thunder male and electric mother. Liu Baixi's head was in a trance, and he took out the black hair.

She took some trouble to inquire about the dwarf farmer with the monkey's gill.

As a result, the nearby villagers heard this, laughed, and said: "That guy, he is a talent, his family is too poor to please a wife, he is still ugly, short and full of hair, ugly to death....... And, the degree of perversion is well-known in our ten miles and eight towns, that guy, dry pig, find a big sow, keep it at home, and be a wife. ”

At that time, Liu Baixi was stunned, she had never seen such an exaggerated thing in her life.

The villagers became more and more blind and said, "Obediently, he is really not ordinarily strong, every night in the middle of the night, passing by his yard, I hear his pigs in his house, and let out a scream like killing pigs, that is because he has made it impossible to do it." ”

The villagers laughed so hard that tears fell from their eyes.

Liu Baixi was also stunned when she heard it, and muttered in her heart, but she was still curious about the death of her student, so she still drove her to visit the farmer's home.

When she went to the peasant's house, she heard the muffled sound of pigs snorting from inside, and her heart tingled, but she knocked on the door anyway.

After a few minutes, the disheveled peasant opened the door for her, looked at her, and said, "If you survive, then you will leave, and you will repay your kindness of three hundred yuan." ”

Liu Baixi couldn't help but ask him, is there really a fairy?

"It's not something you should know." The peasant scratched his thick chest hair, pushed her out, and said, "Go, go..... I still have to run errands with my wife. ”

How could Liu Baixi be willing to go.

In her eyes, this is a hidden master, a land immortal who communicates with heaven and earth, opens the eyes of heaven, and can also see the chat of heaven and thunder and lightning.

Liu Baixi lowered his voice and said, "Can I also be an immortal?" ”

The peasant was stunned, looked at Liu Baixi with squinting eyes, and said, "Do you want to learn immortal art from me and go to heaven to be an immortal?" That's not impossible, but I'm still a female Taoist, look at you..."

Liu Baixi was dumbfounded, she was extremely angry, where had she seen such a sloppy and perverted country man?

The peasant proudly leaned against the door, fearless, and said: "You can think about it, no matter how good the flesh is, no matter how good it looks, it is also a skin, and you will be an old woman in another twenty years, and you will be a pink skeleton in a hundred years, but you will not be able to reach the heavens, and you will live happily as a fairy." ”

Liu Baixi was a little tempted.

The peasant said, "If one person attains the Tao, the chicken and dog ascend to heaven, I will go to heaven as an immortal official, and there will be no problem in taking you up." ”

That Liu Baixi hesitated completely, but she suspected that she was a liar, she gritted her teeth and said, "Are you ..... or not?"

"You come in." The peasant smiled, pulled her into the house, plucked the vigorous hair on her body and blew it, and the surroundings changed instantly.

The ugly mud house has been turned into a mansion, and it is very beautiful.

The farmer looked at Liu Baixi calmly, Liu Baixi began to lose control of his body, involuntarily undressed, and took off a fine light in the blink of an eye.

The man chuckled and hugged Liu Baixi directly to the bed, "I can finally taste the taste of people by making pigs all day long." Arrest someone to be the lady of the village. ”

When I heard this, I was a little strange and said, "And then, you married the peasant?" ”

"Yes, at that time, he strengthened me, and I couldn't help it." She nodded and said, "The whole village was dumbfounded, looking at me with colored eyes, saying that I, a university teacher studying in the United States, actually married a perverted old farmer who was a dry pig, and the toad ate swan meat, and there was no way to eat it.... My parents were directly dizzy and cut off relations with me. ”

She said that she went on, quit her job, and worked with the farmer named Shi Qiaoli, cultivated the Tao together, and taught a nine-turn true immortal decision that sounded very good on the other side.

And in private, the other party also revealed that he was practicing eight or nine Xuangong, and he was a natural stone monkey who cultivated into a human form.

"He still has a nauseous habit." When Liu Baixi said this, he lowered his head with some shame and said, "It turns out that he not only raised a pig, but also a weasel, what is it, it is very disgusting..... And with me, he has been like that, saying that the three of us are his wives, and the rain and dew are even, one, three, five, and two, four, and six are those two together, saying that I am married to him, and I am his big house, and the original pig has become a second room...."

This is a husband and wife?

I could hear that it was.

And Miao Qianqian next to her was also too bad, and Jin Yumeng was even more wide-eyed, round, and completely stunned, "!" It turns out that immortal cultivators are so eclectic? All things are equal? ”

I was silent for a long time before I could barely squeeze out a sentence: "Then you have suffered enough, so now, how did it become like this?" ”

"I followed him for four years."

Liu Baixi whispered: "I think I will also have a little immortal magic, I can also do a little illusion, I can turn white paper into RMB, and go shopping, but... Later, it became a blank sheet of paper, which was so immoral, so I didn't use this technique to trick people. ”

I was silent for a moment, this is the simplest charm of people's hearts, and it is a demon worship city, but she knows this alone, I'm afraid she hasn't cultivated the demon law?

She also said that one day, the peasant told her that he had done enough to become an immortal, and asked her if she wanted to join her.

Of course she agreed, and as a result, they set themselves on fire at home, survived the fire tribulation, went to the sky, and in mid-air, they encountered a gang wind, which blew the fairy soul to crumble, and then encountered the thunder tribulation.

At the last moment, she had already arrived at the gate of Nantianmen, and the peasant suddenly left her behind, entered Nantianmen by herself, and was arranged to work in the peach orchard by the immortal who took her.

And she fell into the mortal dust.

She wanted to go back to find her body, but she found that her body was being dissected by Jin Yumeng, and she was too resentful at the time, so she wanted to go to Jin Yumeng's body and was entangled until now.

When I heard this, I understood exactly what was going on.

Then she said to us: "Later, I found out that in the self-immolation, only my body was found, but not him, because he was indeed not human, and after he self-immolated, he revealed his true form, which was a gray-haired monkey." ”

Monkey? I heard it strangely.

In the eyes of everyone, a lonely villager is actually a real monkey?

"It is estimated that it is some kind of demon worship with extremely high Taoism, and the villagers have not found anything abnormal."

I turned my head to look at Miao Qianqian and said, "And fooling people, not so flickering, so much trouble, no wonder these two people will believe it...... Even I think it's true. ”

"In this heaven, is there really a heavenly court?" I leaned on the window of the living room and looked at the sky of the neighborhood.

"Can't you?"

As soon as I thought about it, I laughed a little dumbly.

Saying that I also have a tendency to be fooled, that kind of thing, which is more incredible than many shady things I have encountered, how can it exist?

However, at this time, Xiao Qing'er suddenly lowered her voice, opened her white eyes, pointed to the sky, and said in shock:

"The sky of the community, above the white clouds, there is a huge palace above."