"I'm coming?" I looked at Wei Xu with a little depressed look in my bewildered eyes and asked, "Why did you want me to come?" ”

"Because you're handsome! The yang energy on his body is still very heavy. If such a burden is not handed over to you, then to whom? ”

When Maverick Nose said that I was handsome, I was still very happy in my heart. However, after hearing him say that I am yang, my whole body suddenly became nervous.

Wei Xuan said that the yang energy in my body is heavy, isn't this just a hint that I said that he will use the yang energy in my body for a while?

"What the hell are you up to again?" I looked at Wei Xuan with some concern and asked.

"What the hell?"

Wei smiled humbly and said, "Xiaodao, I'm not a ghost, what kind of ghost idea can I fight, even if I want to fight, it's a good idea!" ”

"What a good idea, hurry up!"

This little calf's nose, it's just that he doesn't have a good heart, and he is still selling it to me here, is he trying to kill me?

"Do you want to pee?" Wei Xuan asked me.

"Pee? What are you going to do? "I knew that the calf's nose was probably ill-intentioned, so when I asked this, I looked him up and down with those alert little eyes.

"If you want to pee, then pee!" Wei Xuan showed a look and said cheaply.

"What if I don't want to pee?" I asked.

"If you don't want to pee, you have to pee."

Wei Xuan pointed to the wall and said, "Urinate against the wall, you must urinate all on the wall." You can't sprinkle it, you can't sprinkle it at all, you know? ”

"I'm going to pee, can't you avoid it? Looking like this, like what words? I asked Wei Xuan a little speechlessly.

"It's all big men, why are you shy?" Wei Xuan gave me a blank look.

This little calf's nose is really not ashamed, he doesn't mean to turn his head at all! Forget it, everyone is a man, so I'll take it as a men's bathroom.

Thinking so, I pulled out the dick and peed there.

What's going on? Why do I hear a crackling sound when I pee? It's like this wall in front of me is a fire, and I'm peeing here, like I'm adding fuel to the fire.

"Done?"

Wei Xuan asked me this, and at the same time felt a talisman out of his pocket, handed it to me, and said, "After urinating, paste this talisman and stick it on the place where you urinate." ”

"Why me again?" I asked speechlessly.

"Of course it's you!" Wei smiled cheaply and said, "Your own pee, you don't like to stink, and I still don't like it!" ”

This calf's nose actually dislikes my urine smell?

But I sniffed it, and although it was a little far away, I could do smell a foul smell. In other words, my pee really stinks.

I didn't bother to talk to the calf's nose, so I took the talisman he handed over, and then slapped it on the spot where I urinated just now.

As soon as Fu Gang slapped it, a small spark immediately erupted in that place, and then it ignited directly.

"Just burned?"

I looked at Wei Xuan with incredible eyes and asked, "You didn't even recite a word of the scriptures, and this thing actually ignited like this." Isn't this burning, a little too nonsensical? ”

"Nonsensical nonsense, you ghost!"

Wei Xuan said a word to me and said, "Xiaodao This shattering talisman of mine, the effect is very awesome, and it takes me a lot of mental power!" ”

"Boom!"

I have to say that the charm of the calf's nose is really easy to use. No, as soon as he finished saying this, the wall in front of him, which was composed of ghostly qi and had just been pasted by me, immediately collapsed with a bang.

"Just collapsed?"

I looked at Wei Xuan with incredible eyes and said, "The power of your talisman is really not small!" It can be seen that you really didn't brag just now. ”

"Grapevine, am I the kind of person to brag?"

Wei Xuan gave me a roll of the eyes angrily and said, "Even if it's bragging, I won't brag in front of you!" ”

"If you don't blow in front of me, then in front of whom?" I asked with a grin.

"Xiaodao, I'm an outsider, and I don't speak." After saying this, Wei Xuan said with a grin: "Now the wall blocking us has been broken by Xiaodao with my talisman, let's continue to move forward!" ”

"Whether it was broken by your talisman or my urine, you have to tell me clearly." I say.

"Both! Both! ”

Wei Xuan paused, and said with a smile: "The place we are in now, according to the yin qi or something, it should be very heavy!" But don't you think it's a little strange that there is no yin around you at all? ”

When I walked over the collapsed wall, I felt that the aura here was wrong. It's just that I really didn't feel what was wrong.

Now that the calf nose said that, I figured it out at once. This aura is really wrong, and the wrong thing is that there is really no yin qi around him.

"Help! Help me! ”

I was using my aura to carefully inspect the aura around me, and the woman's cry for help came again, directly interrupting me.

"This life-saving cry came at a better time!" I say.

"I thought Xiaodao before that this life-saving sound was really made by Kong Kehan, but now it seems that it should be an illusion, made by that thing."

Wei Xuan looked at me with a serious face and said, "That thing creates illusions for us, which may confuse us, and at the same time, it is equivalent to creating opportunities for us. ”

"Opportunity?" I looked at Wei Xuan with confused eyes and asked, "What chance?" ”

"Take a stick of incense out of your bag and light it!" The calf's nose commanded me there.

Although I don't know what it means for Maverick Nose to give me such an order at this time. However, I was still very obedient and took a stick of incense out of my bag.

"And then?" I asked.

"After the incense is taken out, of course it is lit!"

The little calf gave me a roll of the eyes angrily and said, "You say you guy, don't you want to be so stupid?" I think you're stupid, stupid. ”

"You're stupid enough!"

Maverick Nose actually dares to say that I'm stupid enough? Didn't he know that it was hurtful?

After lighting the incense, I took it and put it on the ground.

"What are you doing? Who told you to stick it in the ground? You have to hold this incense in your hand, you know? ”

In your hand? This calf's nose actually let me hold it in my hand. Is he deliberately fixing me, or is this incense, it really has to be held in the hand to be useful?

To be honest, this incense is really a bit smoky. The smoke coming out was not only very thick, but also very large, so that my eyes could not be opened.

"I said don't stand there! This thing is so smoky, you should find a way to solve it! I said to the calf's nose with some depression.

"It's a good experience, it's a good feeling, you have to get used to it, you know?" The calf nose said there shamelessly.

"Good experience?"

Speechless, I directly handed the incense in my hand to the little calf's nose and said, "Since you said it was a good experience, then take it and experience it!" ”

"You ordered this incense, even if you want to take it, you can only hold it." Wei Xuan said to me with a serious face.

"What are you doing with this?" I asked.

"You try, try to inhale the smoke from this incense into your body." Wei Xuan said.

"So choking! How do you suck it? I asked, a little speechless.

"Don't you have an aura?"

Wei Xuan showed a cheap expression and said, "You can try to control it with aura and see if you can control the choking smell of incense." Of course, whether you can control it or not, it is necessary for you to inhale all the smoke from this incense into your body. ”

"Why do you want to do that?" I looked at the calf's nose with a bewildered look in my little eyes and asked.

"Tell you how to do it, you can do it, ask why do you do it? Anyway, I explained it to you, and you couldn't understand it. "The little calf nose said this, but it hurts my self-esteem a little!

I don't understand what you mean. Is my IQ that low? You know, although I can't say that I am the kind of person with a very high IQ, but my IQ is definitely not low at all!

"Hurry up, this incense is very expensive, don't waste it." When the calf saw that I didn't mean to suck the smoke from the incense into his nose, he immediately urged me there.

"Except that the color of this incense is a little different from other incense, from other aspects, it is very normal, and I can't see anything abnormal!" I say.

"What's different from other incense, after you smoke it, you will naturally understand." The calf said with a serious face.

When Wei Xuan said this, it really aroused my curiosity.

When it comes to curiosity, men and women are the same. As long as the curiosity is aroused, no matter how uncomfortable it is, it will try to try it.

So! After letting the calf's nose flicker for a while, driven by curiosity, I immediately sniffed there gently with my nose.

Choking! That was my first feeling. But besides choking, I seem to feel something else.