I'd like to tell you a strange and annoying thing about how it started with a takeout order.

Well, speaking of takeaway, it is a luxury meal in my eyes, but not ordering it doesn't mean I don't understand, speaking of which I am a good talker, I generally have a five-star praise on Taobao, even if the store makes a mistake and sends the wrong thing, I have never given a bad review.

But this takeaway, I really want to give him a bad review, but what makes people speechless is that I have to give a five-star review.

What's going on? Let me sell it first, because I want to start by briefly talking about my last few years.

I'm a good-looking, well, a bit of a boastful, anyway, a decent old man. Since I was a child, my grades were in the middle stream, so I didn't have a chance to go to university, so I barely studied a normal college. Since graduating, I have been living in other places, and unlike many people, I chose a small county town, away from the county. The reason why I didn't go to the big city was because of a person, of course, who was the one I had to marry in my life.

For her, I fell out with my parents and came to her hometown to leave the county, for a period of time we worked together, in and out of pairs, and even set a wedding date, her parents were very supportive, and even prepared to do my parents' work with me, but things changed, I broke up with her, quit my job, and the two sides became passers-by from then on.

I don't want to talk about the reason anymore, in short, I don't know what to do for a while, it's impossible to go back to my hometown, I don't have the face to face my parents, I want to go somewhere else, but in the end, I hold my breath and want her to see how I mix up, so I stay.

Facts have proved that the young people's momentary spirit is really too fragile, and after two or three years, I struggled with the failure of exams and entrepreneurial failures, but instead of improving, I owed a lot of credit card debts, and completely became a loser that everyone could bully.

Looking back, I find that I have lived a ridiculous life in the past few years, losing love, hurting my parents, and gradually estranged my friends, and finally leaving nothing but debt.

I numbed my pain nerves with low-quality liquor in a crowded rental house, but today, I woke up with a splitting headache, looking at the empty wine bottles all over the floor, two pools of foul-smelling vomit, and broken furniture, and the huge grief overwhelmed everything, and I cried uncomfortably, tears flowed freely.

Alcohol didn't get me out of my pain, despair never left, I didn't know where I was going to go with my life.

Enough crying, I wiped the tears on my face with my sleeve, picked up the mobile phone on the side, it showed dozens of missed calls, all of them were collection calls from the bank, and there were more threatening text messages, I laughed, I'm still afraid of this, come if you want to!

My fingers dotted randomly on the screen, and I suddenly found that there was a balance of dozens of yuan in the takeaway software that I hadn't used for a long time, what was going on, I don't remember having this money.

Hehe, what's the use of that? I hesitated for a moment, and decided viciously, simply eat it, fill my stomach, and care about him, who I love!

After ordering two dishes that I could only see on weekdays, I entered my address and contact information, confirmed the payment, and threw my phone aside, squinting and waiting.

"The end of the world is my love......"

I don't know how long it took, the melodious mobile phone rang, and I picked up the phone and pressed it to answer.

"Hey, are you Mr. Han Jiao?"

I said I was.

"The takeaway will be coming soon, please prepare to open the door."

I hummed, hung up the phone, got up and went down to open the door, to be honest, I was drunk for two days and two nights, my body was so weak, I couldn't do it at all, and the headache was uncomfortable, I really didn't want to drink in my life, uh, I seem to have said this countless times.

When I opened the door, I saw a young man in a takeaway uniform standing in front of me, holding his right hand, looking like he was about to knock on the door, I had to say that the door opened coincidentally, I smiled and said, "I am Han Jiao." ”

said that he was about to pick up takeaways, but his eyes fell, but he was stunned, this person was empty-handed, what is the situation.

"Hehe, I know, Han Jiao, the name is average."

Before I could ask, the young man suddenly said this, and then he reached out, pulled me aside, and walked into the room.

Uh, so-so? This goods, what a situation.

"Oops! It's so smelly, it's messy, it's a whole pigsty! ”

I watched in amazement as the young man pinched his nose and stretched out his foot to kick open the two iron plates, looking disgusted. He looked around, and then said to me helplessly: "Do you dare to be a little more sloppy." ”

I subconsciously replied, "Don't dare." After speaking, he reacted immediately and frowned, "What about my takeaway, and what does this have to do with you." ”

This is inexplicable, isn't it?

"Ah, takeaway." The young man was still pinching his nose, as if he could stink to death as soon as he let go, and scratched his head with his other hand, showing an embarrassed expression, "I'll eat it." ”

"You, what did you say?" I almost suspected I had misheard, glared and asked, "You're kidding me?" ”

"What do you mean, I'm never joking." The young man replied in a serious manner.

"You...... Well, it's rare for you to be so honest, you go, the bad review is yours. I responded angrily, holding my mobile phone, clicking on the evaluation column, and preparing to give him a bad review.

"Hehe, if you give me a bad review, I curse you for bad luck, tomorrow, no, there will be a bloody disaster tonight."

You, brother, did you go out and take your medicine?

I looked at the young man speechlessly, he saw that I was motionless, he laughed proudly, and then, twisting his waist, he actually danced the exclusive dance of the "Little Apple" Divine Comedy, and hummed in his mouth: "I want to pit you, pit you, pit you, you are not angry, anyway, I am happy......"

Your uncle!

In normal times, I would at most scold him for being a psychopath, and I wouldn't bother with this kind of person, but today I don't know what's going on, the anger suddenly jumped up, and I pounced on him with a clenched fist.

Unexpectedly, just as I was about to pounce on him, this person suddenly flashed to the side, and I lost my balance and threw myself directly into the street.

"Haha, you can't move me yet, I forgot to tell you, there's your vomit on your stomach, oops, it's disgusting! Ha ha. ”

The arrogant voice sounded behind me, and I wanted to cry for a while, if I wasn't weak, I wouldn't have thrown myself into the street, wait, vomit?

I realized something, and I got up, my chest wet, and the stench made me retch.

When I quickly undressed and turned to settle accounts with the young man, I found him sitting in the doorway, with a straight body and a serious face, staring straight at me.

"What the hell are you doing. You, huh? I suddenly noticed that the chair he was sitting on had never seen before, and I was about to ask, but the young man waved his hand and interrupted me: "Han Jiao, do you want to be a human again?" ”

This person's tone just now was yin and yang, and he had a standard neurotic posture, but now his voice was solemn and his expression was solemn. I was so confused that I didn't have enough brains, and I wondered, "What the hell are you doing?" ”

"Are you looking for a job?"

It's still the same tone, but I'm confused by him.

"What's your business, who are you?"

"Hehe, you'll know later, I have an errand here now, as long as you're willing to do it, the debt you owe is not a problem."

"Who are you? Tell me. "My heart suddenly lifted, this guy has been mysterious since he appeared, well, neurotic. Now that I suddenly said this, I couldn't figure it out.

"You'll know it, you just have to answer whether to do it or not."

"This, well, you tell me what it does."

The young man's eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of his mouth showed an unfathomable smile, and he did not rush to answer me, but took care of his cuffs, and only slowly spoke when I was about to lose patience.

"Send, Outside, Sell!"

I'm dizzy!

Are you really here to tease me? I patted my forehead helplessly, picked up my phone and said, "Now please leave immediately, I don't care if you steal my takeaway, I give a bad review, wait for you to deduct the money!" "It is said that a bad review will deduct 500 yuan, this neurotic is so arrogant, he deserves it!

"For a takeaway, your remuneration is 100,000 yuan."

I was clicking on my phone and suddenly shuddered, raised my head and said in disbelief: "What did you say?" ”

"I said you deliver a takeaway, and the reward is 100,000 yuan."