Chapter 298: Not Dead Badly Enough

Who is the enemy and who is the friend, this should not be a question that a little monk should think about, but now he has encountered it.

The Black Horse Temple is full of monks, but scholars and Taoist priests have appeared at the foot of the mountain, and they seem to have come to find fault.

The little monk silently prayed to the Buddha: Buddha, Buddha, if the Taoist priest and scholar really came to find fault, let them go to the trouble of the senior brother on the mountainside, I am just a little monk, and the little monk never causes trouble.

But the great monks of the temple located on the mountainside had the same idea, praying to the Buddha for Taoist priests and scholars to go to the top of the mountain.

There are many people with great faith, so the little monk saw the Taoist priest and the scholar pass through the mountainside unimpeded all the way to the top of the mountain.

"Stop, I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to pass by, leave to buy road money!"

was forced to be in a hurry, and the little monk could only make this decision. Looking at the shabby appearance of Taoist priests and scholars, they don't look like rich people, so as long as they ask for money, Bacheng can stop them.

The scholar snorted coldly and said: "Money is just something outside the body, how can a person with a noble character like me carry silver taels with him, you ask me such a question, it is simply insulting!" ”

The little monk was shocked, the one who came was not good! This scholar is too thick-skinned, I'm not an opponent, thirty-six plans to go for the upper plan, and I ran away!

The scholar did not relent, and said, "Little brother, what are you running?" Could it be that seeing that I have nothing of value on me, they want to subsidize me with some silver taels? It's easy to say, five hundred taels is enough, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to carry it and flash my waist. ”

The little monk didn't say a word, just ran to the top of the mountain. This scholar's Taoism is too high, and only an old monk can deal with it.

But just after climbing a few steps, the little monk suddenly felt a slip under his feet, and a pain in his waist, not good, flashed to his waist!

Lying on the stone steps, he gasped so that he didn't exhale in pain. The little monk's heart is really evil, this mountain road has been walking for nearly ten years, and I remember what every stone looks like clearly, and it will slip and fall?

When I looked back at the scholar, I found that he was enjoying the scenery in the mountains.

A special look flashed in the eyes of the little monk, if you have to describe it in one word, it is "cowardice".

The old Taoist priest next to him looked kind, walked up to the little monk amiably, and said, "Little brother, why are you running so fast?" Look, it's flashed to the waist, right? Little worm, go and help this little brother up. ”

Only then did the little monk find that behind the old scholar and the old Taoist priest, there was also a little scholar and a little Taoist priest.

The little Taoist priest listened to the old Taoist priest's instructions, and walked towards the little monk with a serious face.

The little monk looked at the murderous look on the little Taoist priest's face, and thought to himself that my waist still doesn't know what's going on, and if you help it again, won't half of your life be gone?

The little monk hurriedly climbed up and said, "No need, no need, I can get up by myself!" Thank you to the little benefactor! ”

The little Taoist snorted coldly and said, "Then you still don't get out of the way?" ”

The little monk had a bitter face, just now he stood up forcefully, and twisted to the other side, now he feels unbearable pain when he moves casually, how can he still have the heart to block the way? I really can't move if I want to.

The old Taoist priest still looked kind, and said, "Little worm, how can you speak?" This little brother's hard work in opening the mountain and paving the road has made it convenient for us who come after us, and it is also appropriate to ask for some remuneration. ”

Looking at the smile on the old Taoist priest's face, the little monk had only one feeling: smiling tiger.

I can't afford to mess with the smiling tiger!

The little monk hurriedly waved his hand and said, "The donor said with a smile, the road has been built, so you don't need to pay for the road, you can go up!" ”

The little monk now wishes that these four big Buddhas passed quickly, regardless of whether they are here to find fault or not, they are all handed over to the old monk to deal with, anyway, I am ready to be a salted fish.

The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "Little brother, you can't say that." When you were building the road, we didn't help, and now you want to take this road, always taking advantage of you, and if you don't give you some money to buy the road, my conscience will be disturbed, but I don't have the money. ”

The little monk was almost about to scold, why don't you have the money to talk so much nonsense?

The old Taoist priest changed his words and said, "Although I don't have any money, I still have to express my intentions." In this case, I will mortgage my luggage with you, and when I go down the mountain, I will not pass from you, and when the time comes, I will take my luggage away, and I will not owe you anything. ”

The little monk looked confused, old Taoist, are you a three-year-old child? Aren't you kidding me?

Looking at the uncontrollable smiles on the faces of the little Taoist priest and the little scholar, well, they were really tricked.

The little monk rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, okay, you go up, I'll help you carry the luggage." ”

The two scholars stuffed their luggage to the little monk without saying a word, turned around and went to the top of the mountain briskly.

The old Taoist priest also said pretendedly: "Little brother is really kind-hearted!" Good intentions will be rewarded, don't you all believe this? Alas, I'm just an old Taoist priest, and I give up all the opportunities to do good things to others, I'm afraid there will be no good reward! ”

After speaking, the old Taoist priest shook his head, with a very miserable expression, if it weren't for the old Taoist priest who turned around and showed a smug smile, the little monk almost believed it.

By the way, why do you carry such heavy luggage?

The little monk was too lazy to complain, he had already made up his mind, and when he returned to the top of the mountain, he would hide back in his room to "recuperate".

By the time the little monk endured the pain of his waist and climbed to the top of the mountain, the old monk was already fighting with the old scholar and the old Taoist.

The old monk said: "I look down on you poor bastards, and you dare to come to me without money?" Can't you print it? ”

Coining private money? The little monk suddenly felt a little cold in his neck.

The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "I did draw a few pictures, but people don't recognize them!" ”

The old monk looked indifferent and said, "You don't understand this, of course others don't recognize what you painted, let the court seal it!" ”

Over-issuance of currency? The little monk touched his neck, there was only one head on it, not enough to cut it.

The scholar snorted coldly and said: "The idea is good, but the current emperor refuses to listen, I have mobilized a lot of officials to admonish, but that faint king, alas! ”

And the party forced the palace? The little monk forgot to glance at the north, which was the direction of his hometown.

The old Taoist priest stroked his beard and said, "Don't be afraid, I have newly refined a blind elixir, and I can dissolve the corpse into an immortal after taking it." ”

Regicide!

The little monk was not in a hurry, and lowered his head to look at his little arms and legs that had not yet grown, thinking that I was probably going to cross again.

I'm just a little monk, I never cause trouble, but I followed you and poured blood mold!

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