Even though I was ready to take on the new world, I was still frightened when the human head emerged from the gapless ground like a fish out of water.

This, what is this, is it the legendary ghost, my God, I actually saw this kind of thing, and for a moment I was frozen in place, completely stupid.

"Oops, I forgot, you brought him with you this time, it looks okay, I thought he wouldn't be able to hold this up."

The head looked surprised, and his eyes rolled over me.

"Look at a fart, he still has to get used to it, but it's you, and it takes a lot of yin energy to come up."

"It's okay, it's okay, who made our brothers have a good relationship, by the way, you have to let him adapt quickly, otherwise I can't stand it if there are too many times."

"I'll do my best, alas, it can't be helped."

The two chatted for a while, and I just reacted on the side, slowly turning from panic to curiosity, staring at the head all the time, it seems that the face is the kind of loyal and honest type, not ugly, but a huge black mole on the top of the head looks uncomfortable. I was thinking about it, but I didn't hear much of what they were saying, and it wasn't until Li Yuansheng kicked me that I regained my senses.

"Don't look at it, you'll see it in the future, okay Lao Liu, let's talk next time, this is something that the adults want, you can put it away."

As he spoke, Li Yuansheng took out the pocket coffin from his arms and stuffed it directly into the mouth of the human head.

"Haha, Lao Liu, look at you, after so many years, your head is floating, and it's not convenient to send something, fortunately, it's not big, what should you do if you give you a mountain?"

Li Yuansheng smiled casually, causing people to roll their eyes, and I was also directly helpless next to me, can you describe this thing, as if you can hold a mountain for you.

Then, the human head gradually sank into the ground, as if the ground were a lake, and I was amazed to see it.

"Let's go, today's business is over, it's all thanks to Lao Liu, this favor is great."

Li Yuansheng said, just about to blow out the blue candle, just opened his mouth, suddenly remembered something, turned his head to look at me, and asked, "Are you still successful?" Do you feel the pain? ”

"What? No, I don't. ”

I wondered, what pain, except that my body was getting colder and colder, there was nothing else.

"Yes, very good, it looks like you can go down in three or five times at most!"

Li Yuansheng smiled with satisfaction and blew out the candle flame in one gulp.

At this moment, a heart-rending pain suddenly struck, instantly swallowing my mind, and I lost consciousness directly without even shouting a scream.

In the end, I seemed to hear Li Yuansheng's angry scolding: "Damn! You......"

When I woke up in a daze, the first thing I saw was Li Yuansheng's row of big teeth, crooked and sloppy, looking messy.

"You're awake."

Li Yuansheng smiled, a little mad against the backdrop of his pale and thin face.

"You, what are you doing?"

I was taken aback by him, good fellow, this thing is almost in my face, I clearly saw his ghost look just now, I don't know what kind of demon he is doing.

"Uncle Li, the room has been cleaned, I'll go out first, you can call me if you have something."

A cautious female voice sounded, and Li Yuansheng immediately put his hand on my face, and while stroking, he said with pity: "You go, I still have to talk to our little Jiaozi." ”

Small coke? Still considerate?

If you don't have a face, you have to pull me?

Just ask if you dare to be reliable, just ask if you can pick up your face, even if it's glued with transparent tape!

In a fit of rage, he stretched out his hand and pushed him, who knew that Li Yuansheng moved faster, and held me down with his backhand, the strength was terrifying, and I couldn't move for a while.

It wasn't until the door was closed that Li Yuansheng let me go, and at this time I had already given up on myself, and there was really no way to deal with this thing.

Li Yuansheng was still babbling to himself: "Do you still have face for you to resist me, do you know how high my status is in their minds?" How tall is the image? How many greats? ”

Okay, okay, what are you talking about, I'm really too lazy to pay attention to you.

"Forget it, I won't talk to you about serious things, let's talk about something else, just ask whatever you want, I'll tell you."

I didn't hear the first half of the sentence, and watched Li Yuansheng slowly walk out of the door.

When I packed up and sat down across from Li Yuansheng, he was writing hard at his desk.

"Let's see, my pen handwriting, do you have the demeanor of everyone. Oh, look at this stroke, the outside is just the inside, I'm so careful, I can't stand it. ”

I pinched my forehead and looked at the half page of the crooked book of heaven, not taking his stubble.

"Okay, you ask." Li Yuansheng didn't have the slightest embarrassment on his face, put the pen aside, and said.

"Are you, a Taoist?"

I pondered and asked the first question, Li Yuansheng's mystery and various methods are not something that normal people can have, and Taoist priest is the most reasonable identity I can think of.

"Daoist? Hehe, of course not, let me tell you this, I am the director of the office directly under the county under the Shanxi Branch of the North China Yamen of the Department of Special Affairs between Yin and Yang. You can call me Director Li. ”

What the hell is this?

I was stunned by this long list of names, what office, but also director, when the following positions were so modernized.

"Oh, maybe you don't understand, let's put it this way to you, it's actually the delivery man below, delivering things back and forth, of course, mainly eating."

"What you saw that day, the pocket coffin, its real name is the Yin Yang Shadow Box, and it is the eating guy in our business. You remember, people are in the box, and they must not fall into the hands of others. ”

I was a little confused when I heard it, and I interrupted him: "But didn't you give it to Lao Liu?" ”

If, as you said, you gave the yin box to Lao Liu, isn't this a slap in the face?

"What are you anxious about, this box is divided into yin and yang, usually when you go down to deliver something, you only need to use the yin box, it is the one I gave to Lao Liu, the yang box." As he spoke, Li Yuansheng took out something from his arms, and when I looked at it, it was a pure gray pocket coffin, the same size as the yin box.

"This is the Yang Box, the Yang Box is connected to our souls, and all kinds of means must also be used through it, once it falls into the hands of others, your life will be gone."

"We usually just need to be the same as ordinary people, if there is a delivery task, it will notify you through this box, you just need to pick up the goods according to the requirements and send them to the bottom in the box. As for the specific method, I'll teach you later. ”

I nodded dumbly, as if I didn't understand, digested it for a moment, and then asked, "Why did you choose me?" ”

This is the thing I don't understand the most, it's not that I have low self-esteem, but in my opinion, first, I didn't have any intersection with Li Yuansheng before, and there was no friendship; Two, I don't have anything special, at least I haven't noticed that, judging from the trajectory of my life, the words protagonist and miracle are too far away from me.

It's not a novel, it's my real life, I don't believe in my destiny, that's too funny.

When Li Yuansheng heard this, his face suddenly became sad, as if there was an unknown story behind it. He sighed, and instead of answering me immediately, he took out his cigarette case and lighter, lit a cigarette, took a hard puff, and then looked at me stunned, his eyes full of sadness and heaviness. Halfway through, he spoke slowly.

This opening almost made me vomit three liters of blood.

"If I say, I want to have a relationship with you, do you believe it?"

I'll fuck your uncle!

This thing is so fucked up, it can surprise you all the time, as if being serious for a while is worse than holding back the addiction. I patted my forehead, resisted the urge to kick him, and forced my anger to speak, "Speak to me." ”

Li Yuansheng laughed, knocked off the ashes of his cigarette, turned his eyes behind me, and said, "You show your body and show him." ”

Then he stared at me again and gave me an unfathomable answer: "I didn't choose you, my henchman chose you, he's right behind you, and you'll see him right away." ”

"A friendly reminder, don't be scared to pee."

I seemed to understand something, there were only two of us in this room, and if there was a third person, it would only mean that he was not human.

If not people, then the answer is already on the horizon...

With curiosity and awe, I slowly turned my head away.