I was stunned.

really said to Miao Qianqian, this is not a beer belly, it is pregnant.

I knocked on the table, and my head instantly got bigger, what the hell is going on?

Can a man get pregnant.

I said seriously, "Dude, are you sure you're pregnant?" This may be your imagination, it is impossible for us men to get pregnant, and there is no such structure. ”

Du Lie took out a piece in a panic, handed it to me and said, "I'm really pregnant, this is a B-ultrasound test chart." ”

I took the film with a pout, and watched it with Zhao Banxian and a few people, and there was really a baby in it:

A palm-sized baby embryo with some deformities.

The arms were long, like a thin gibbon, and they were terrifyingly weird.

In the belly of feelings, there is really a baby, and they all went to the hospital for filming.

I swallowed and said, "Brother Dulie, is it?" So what did the doctor tell you? ”

"The doctor was also dumbfounded, inducing labor, and he didn't know where to induce labor for me, so I came to you." Dulie sighed.

How strange it is....

When a man is pregnant, he doesn't know where to give birth, and he doesn't know where to induce labor.

"Could it be a ghost fetus?" I turned my head and asked Zhao Banxian.

"I don't know, maybe it's possible." Zhao Banxian touched his head, "But since the film has come out, I'm afraid that there is a physical thing, and if there is really such a thing in it, he is really pregnant with a baby." ”

"Let's talk later." Miao Qianqian said to me secretly.

I asked Zhao Banxian to chat with this Du Lie, and was pulled to the back by Miao Qianqian, who had a sneaky face.

She said to me very obscenely: "This man is pregnant, I have a guess here." ”

Come on, this girl had an idea as soon as she came up.

I asked what the speculation was.

"Ghost fetus." Miao Qianqian said.

I said, isn't this the same as Zhao Banxian thought?

"It's different."

Miao Qianqian smiled mysteriously: "I guess, this Du Lie may be a homosexual, he is pregnant, he has to have a boyfriend, and he has to do things with his boyfriend, if something goes wrong, those descendants are angry, so they grow up in the ass......"

"Gotta get it! Get out of the way. ”

I was stunned when I heard this, and hurriedly interrupted Miao Qianqian, asking her not to give me jokes, we have to do business, we have to work, decorate the new store, and get more money to do it better.

"Pedantic man! Without a bit of whimsical logic, how can you do dirty things for people? Think broadly! This is a reasonable assumption. Miao Qianqian gave me a disdainful look.

Don't bother to pay attention to her.

This is indeed a train of thought, but I don't think she is still very obscene, and her thoughts are always drifting badly.

I thought about it, looked at Du Lie in front of me and was still chatting with Zhao Banxian, and didn't go back, but turned around and made a call to Xu Taoyao, asking the man if there was any possibility of pregnancy, after all, we know a lot of people.

"Men are pregnant?"

Xu Taoyao was on the other end of the phone, seemingly still sitting bored in the hospital, and said, "Is it intersex?" Some people, who have both male and female characteristics, can have a uterus, and it is normal for them to get pregnant. ”

Is there still such a person?

I thought about it, shouldn't it? I went to the hospital for a check-up.

"Did he have a uterus transplant?" Xu Taoyao asked.

"Huh?" I stiffened: can this also be transplanted?

"It's terrible to be uneducated, I don't bother to explain to you, this operation has been there for a long time, and there was the first case in the world in 08, you are so surprised..... It just didn't work. ”

Xu Taoyao thought for a while and said: "Without transplanting a uterus, there is another possibility, there is a specific position in a man's abdominal cavity, which can also be grown up for a baby, you can check it out, now there is a technology, without transplanting a uterus, a man can also have a child, it is troublesome." ”

I touched my belly, and there was such a place in my belly?

This is always the strange knowledge of science popularization.

"However, it is only a suitable position, and as for how the embryo gets in, it is unlikely to be realized..... This is from my medical point of view, and your views in the circle of the underworld, study it yourself. Xu Taoyao said here, hung up the phone, and didn't bother to pay attention to us.

I pondered for a moment.

After asking a professional doctor, it turned out that the man was pregnant, and it turned out that it was really possible.

But this is the moment.....

After thinking about it, I still have to solve this business as soon as possible, after all, Chen Tian is busy there.

Returning to his position, he looked at the pregnant man with a big belly and asked, "Dude, did something strange happen to you when you were pregnant?" ”

"Yes, there are some." He bowed his head.

Miao Qianqian accosted beside her: "You are pregnant, do you have a lover?" ”

On the surface, it's asking if someone has a girlfriend, but it's actually asking if someone else has a boyfriend, right?

This guy is really underpumping, and he's still thinking about her ideas.

"Alas!" Du Lie whispered: "Actually, I am pregnant, and I have a little idea in my heart. ”

What do I think.

Du Lie said: "Due to my profession, I often fly to Thailand for business trips, and I stayed there for half a month, I stayed there for a long time, whispered, met an intermediary Chinese, specialized in Chinese tourists to make Buddhist cards, found a black-clothed Azan, invited an evil card." ”

"What about this person, I believe in this, I also inquired at the time, this Buddha card has a genuine card, the difference between the evil card, the real card is to ask the mage in the Thai temple to open the light, the effect is not so domineering, very peaceful, the evil card is to please the Yin spirit blessed, there is a Yin spirit inside, very strong, I invited this."

He said that the black-clothed Azan he invited met through the underground channel of that intermediary.

Genuine cards, evil cards, and my family is the same, evil pictures, there are many types, he invited the evil card, Gu Man Tong, this is not the popular Buddha card now, please Yin Ling into the brand, the brand with you, but the older ancient method: a baby corpse, wrapped in a layer of paper, for the home.

This Kuman Tong, the master of windfall, is known as the three hands, very powerful.

Suddenly, I was more curious about my counterparts in Thailand, this Thai Buddha card is a famous name, so I said: What is a powerful method?

"You may not believe it, but I've really made a fortune."

Du Lie whispered to me: "I really have three hands, every time I squeeze the bus, crowd in the pile, and when I come out, my pocket is full of wallets, mobile phones, and full of clothes." ”

I heard it strangely.

Squeeze into a crowd and then have wallets and phones in your pockets?

This can't be a pickpocket, right? But even if it's a pickpocket, there's no reason to pick something up and stuff it in his pocket.

The enshrined Kuman Thong, so bizarre? How?

Dulie said to me: "Don't believe me, you see, I just came to your store, I squeezed a bus at random, and when I got on the bus, I squeezed into the crowd desperately, this is my trophy." ”

From his pocket, he took out three wallets of various colors, five mobile phones, Huawei, Xiaomi, and the latest Apple X, which was speechless.

I don't think professional pickpockets are that good, and say, "You really didn't pick it up yourself?" You squeeze into the crowd and all of them run into your pocket? ”

"Yes, yes, I really have a third hand."

Du Lie said this, a little proud, "I am now earning 30,000 or 40,000 oceans every day, squeezing into the bus, mobile phone wallets, more than a dozen, doing more than a dozen buses a day, and making a fortune, selling the mobile phone, the money in the wallet, and throwing the documents in the trash." ”

I gasped.

How did this happen, that Thai Kuman Thong, this kind of thing is also unique, I guess the problem of this third hand, may be on his big belly.

I squinted at Du Lie: "Why didn't you come earlier, because your belly is so big?" ”

Du Lie was a little weak-hearted, and whispered: "What, we are all honest people, we must not make a little more money first, and then find a way to get rid of this belly, isn't it ..... The money I earn in front of me in a day will pay you and you. ”

As soon as I heard this, a nameless fire rose in my head.

This Du Lie is so greedy for money and idle, he invited an evil Gu Man Tong to get out of the way, and stole so many people's wallets and mobile phones.

Recently, in our city, there is always news that there are more pickpockets in our city, but I am afraid that there are dozens or hundreds of people, and some people take the bus all day long to lose things, it turns out that this criminal gang is not a group of people, but this person in front of him.