Money can make ghosts grind, this is really true!

I burned some paper money, but I didn't expect to invite so many wild ghosts to come out.

"You have also smoked the incense, and the money has been taken, and then, it's time to work for Xiaodao." Wei Xuan pointed to the big pit and said, "Dig it for me!" ”

The guys didn't move, and the one who came first floated in front of Wei Xu, and said a few words. He was supposed to be speaking ghost language, and I didn't understand a word. However, Wei Xu's calf nose should have understood.

"What are you afraid of? If something happens, there is a trail for me! Wei Xuan said with a firm face.

The guy turned away. I discussed it with a few other wild ghosts for a while. After that, they all jumped into the pit.

Ghost digging graves is different from people, people will use hoes, shovels and so on. These wild ghosts are coming more violently. They actually planed it directly by hand.

Although they are planed by hand, I feel that these guys are faster than people can use hoes and shovels. In a few moments, they dug out the coffin.

The bright red of the ghost coffin is still so vivid. Although it was buried directly in the soil, the thing was still spotless and looked like it was brand new.

After digging out the ghost coffin. Those wild ghosts immediately got up from the pit.

"I remember all the things about you digging the coffin for Xiaodao!"

Wei Xuan took out the talisman and lit it. said: "Come and smell it, leave a taste, and I will be easy to identify in the future." Lest you admit your mistake and be presummonedly by other wild ghosts to claim this friendship, you will lose it. ”

After listening to what Wei Xuan said, the wild ghosts who had dug up the grave immediately surrounded them.

The talisman was burned, and the smell of Wei Xu's talisman remained on the bodies of those wild ghosts.

"Alright, you can disperse." Wei Xuan said.

The wild ghosts were gone, and as they left, they chattered as if they were talking about something.

"What are they talking about?" I asked Wei Xuan with some curiosity.

"Nonsense!" That calf's nose. actually replied to me with these two words.

I know they're talking nonsense! Does this still need him to talk about?

That's it! Anyway, now that the ghost coffin has been dug up, I'll take a look first, how to beat Wei Xu's calf's nose!

"Aren't you going to knock on this coffin? Hurry up! I urged Wei Xu.

"What's the hurry?"

The calf glanced at me with a white nose and said, "Let's take a look at the performance of this ghost coffin first!" If this guy's own performance is good, I can consider Xiaodao, and let it go this time. If its performance is not satisfactory, I will use this mutton fat white jade knife again to clean it up! ”

"What does it mean to perform well? What does it mean to be badly performing? I asked, with some curiosity.

"To perform well is to admit your mistakes, and to perform badly is to admit your mistakes!" Wei Xuan paused and said to me: "First sprinkle the boy's urine on it, let it sober up and sober up!" ”

"Peeing? You want me to pee on this coffin? I looked at Wei Xuan in disbelief.

Not to mention that this thing in front of me is a ghost coffin, even if it is just an ordinary coffin, I can't pee on it!

Putting urine on the coffin is not a good thing. The thing inside the coffin, no matter how good it is, will become difficult after you spill a on its coffin.

"Hmm!" Wei Xuan nodded seriously and said, "Ghost coffins are such things, toasts are generally not drunk. Even if you want to respect, you can only respect it for a soak of children's urine. ”

"You're not cheating on me, are you?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Pit you?" The calf rolled his eyes at me and asked, "Is it good for me to pit you?" ”

"Nope." I say.

"Since there is no benefit, why should I pit you?"

The calf's nose pointed to the ghost coffin and said, "Don't rub it." Hurry up. ”

Although I was a little reluctant, this was what Wei Xu asked me to do, so I could only bite the bullet and take the guy out and sprinkle it!

This calf nose, when I pee, he doesn't shy away from it. Instead of avoiding it, he stared at my thing.

"What are you looking at?" I asked, somewhat speechlessly.

"They're all big men, are you still afraid to see them?" Wei Xuan gave me a blank look. said: "Although you are a few years older than me, you don't seem to be as big as me!" ”

"Are you interesting? Anyway, your stuff is useless, no matter how big it is, what's the use? I said angrily.

"In case of the trail, I don't want to cultivate the Tao one day. You can marry a wife and have children! Who's to say my stuff is useless? "This little calf nose is really an indecent guy from the bones.

Zheng Chengsheng accepted him as an apprentice, which was really enough.

"Ahh

As soon as I spilled this urine on the ghost coffin, a piercing scream came from the ghost coffin.

This scream seems to be a woman's.

Hearing this, I shuddered and was ready to put the dick back.

"Keep spreading." Wei Xudao.

"Still sprinkled?"

I'm a little reluctant because of me at this point. It's been completely reacted. I remembered that the person buried in this ghost coffin was a widow.

Pissing on the widow's coffin, this thing, not only fucked, but also perverted!

"What are you doing? Don't give up halfway. Didn't you hear that thing in the coffin screaming so cheerfully after being on by you? Since you want to beat her, you naturally have to know a little bit of truth! Wei Xuan said.

I continued to sprinkle there, but after a while, I vaguely felt as if it were a cool breath. Wrapped around.

Not good! I can't be tricked, right?

"There's a cool air that haunts me." I said to Wei Xu with a worried face.

"It's okay, go back to the trail and I'll draw a talisman for you, you burn it to ashes and rub it with white wine, and you'll be fine." The calf said with a nonchalant expression.

"Use talisman ash and mix it with liquor, do you want to sting me to death?" I asked speechlessly.

"As a man, are you still afraid of stings?"

Wei Xuan rolled his eyes at me and said, "You have urinated on other people's coffins, and you still don't let the widow." Give you back? Anyway, now that you've been tricked, I only have one way to use Xiaodao. If you don't want to, then that's it. It's a big deal to make that thing so cold from now on. It never gets warm, and it's useless to do anything other than pee. ”

"You're cheating me?" I'm very angry.

"It's not that I'm going to trap you, it's that there's really no other trick. After all, this is a ghost coffin. Not an ordinary coffin. It's only your child's urine that can make her feel a little more at ease. You know, your boy pee is used against ghosts. That's a miracle medicine. Wei Xuan said with a smile.

"Click! Click! ”

This voice came from the ghost coffin, looking at this posture, it seems that the bubble of urine I just now has angered this ghost coffin!

Angering the ghost coffin, that's not fun.

"Bang!"

With a muffled sound, the lid of the ghost coffin suddenly bulleted and ran directly towards me.

Just as I was stunned, Wei Xu's calf nose took a step forward, blocked in front of me, and then slashed towards the coffin lid with one palm.

"Smack!"

The coffin lid that flew over was slapped back by Wei Xu.

The calf's nose is so powerful, I was really stunned when I saw this scene.

However, this ghost coffin is not easy to talk about, and it is not so easy to deal with. The lid of the coffin that was photographed back did not stop. Still shivering there, shaking "creaky".

"Awesome." I consciously praised Wei Xu.

"You step back, this ghost coffin is a little dangerous, if you start to do it for a while, I may not have time to take care of you." Wei Xuan looked at me with very serious eyes and said.

This little calf nose has been with him for so long, and his eyes have never been so serious as this time.

Wei Xuan is so serious, which means that the ghost coffin in front of him is indeed very dangerous.

Even if I can't help Maverick Nose, I can't make a mess for him! Wei Xuan asked me to retreat, and I naturally had to hurry up and retreat.

After stepping back four or five meters, I asked the calf's nose.

"Is there anything I need to do?"

"Not for the time being, you just need to protect yourself."

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