"Yesterday it was me who was wrong."

Before Lu Zhoucheng turned over the old accounts, I took the initiative to admit my mistake, "I shouldn't have ignored your feelings, although we have already agreed before, we shouldn't leave you to pick him up, even if it was my best friend since childhood......"

Lu Zhoucheng listened for a while and realized that something was wrong, and slapped it over, "Is this your attitude of admitting mistakes?" Are you trying to me off? ”

I jumped up with my head in my arms and hid far enough away from him before stopping, "Lu Zhoucheng, can you be reasonable?" My friend came to see me, should I throw him aside and leave him alone? Would you do that if you had changed? ”

"I don't have a friend like you."

"No?"

Looking at the sarcastic arc of the corners of Lu Zhoucheng's mouth, I was furious, "In order to replace your childhood sweetheart's kidney, you sacrificed yourself to deceive my feelings, do you dare to say that you don't?" ”

"And your first love, sneaking behind my back to meet her, did I say anything? Did you say that? I just invited Cheng Siyuan and them to dinner, why can't it? ”

Lu Zhoucheng was directly weathered, sat motionless on the bed, and smashed his lips for a long time, with a hint of shame and anger on his face, "I can't talk about you." ”

"Of course you can't talk about me, just the stupid things you did, you can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights, you can't control your lower body, and you're embarrassed to doubt me, if I don't like you, I'll kick you to the edge of the sky early, and I'll be bullied by you every day......"

"Hey, don't cry!"

Lu Zhoucheng didn't wear any shoes, and ran over barefoot, "Who doubts you, don't I see that you are so concerned about his affairs, don't you feel uncomfortable?" ”

Fart!

I dodged his hand, "When you were interested in Jiang Yinyin, I didn't get so nervous with you, what did I say when you hid Su Qi's photo in your pillowcase?" ”

"Where did you hear that?" Lu Zhoucheng smiled bitterly, "That's because I was dumped and my heart was unbalanced, and I took a photo to stimulate myself, and besides, didn't I know you at that time?" ”

I twisted my head to the side, and he turned around, "Okay, don't be angry, aren't you here to coax me?" ”

Tsk, I'm so embarrassed to say!

I pushed his face away, "Get out of the way of you breeder/pony." ”

Lu Zhoucheng didn't agree with this, "It was really a bit casual before, but after I met you, I changed my ways, just look at the food I pay every day." ”

"You, you can say that kind of thing." My face turned red, and I twisted his waist in annoyance and scolded, "Lu Zhoucheng, you stinky and shameless thing." ”

"Oops, I'm not a thing."

"That's right, you're not a thing!"

“……”

Lu Zhoucheng grabbed my hand and looked at his blue waist, "Is this considered domestic violence?" ”

Hearing this, I was directly happy, and my fist shook in front of his eyes, "There are more powerful ones, do you want to try it?" ”

Lu Zhoucheng waved his hand and said, "Don't, I have a headache." ”

After speaking, he pretended to hold his forehead and stretched out his hand to me, "Wife, help me, dizzy." ”

"Why didn't I faint you?"

I helped him to sit down on the edge of the bed and rubbed his temples, "Let's see if you can do it next time!" ”

Lu Zhoucheng didn't be honest for a few minutes, and his hand was not light or heavy on my waist, "Who told you about the photo?" It's been so long to say, it's quite bearable! ”

"What? Do you still want to get people in trouble? ”

I looked at him with the whites of my eyes, "Don't think that if I don't say it, I can treat it as if it didn't happen, all your is pressed in my heart, and when I get in a hurry, I'll 'snap' and slap you all in the face." ”

Lu Zhoucheng smiled and poked in my heart, "It's so small here, can it fit in?" ”

"Bigger than yours!"

I opened his hand with a dark face, "Your head doesn't hurt anymore, does it!" It doesn't hurt to play by yourself! ”

"Hey, don't go." Lu Zhoucheng dragged me, his body fell over by inertia, and sat on his lap, "My head doesn't hurt, my heart hurts, rub it." ”

“…… Get lost! ”

As soon as he withdrew his hand, he grabbed it again, stuck it on his face and pretended to be affectionate, "Baby, can we not be noisy?" I can't win you every time. ”

"Do you think I want to be noisy? It's not like you're looking for trouble......"

Lu Zhoucheng sighed, "Can't you let me order?" ”

"If you call me husband, I'll let you."

"Husband."

“……”

Uncle Lu, where is the face?

Lu someone leaned his face over, his eyes stretched to both sides, "Talk is counted, you have to let me in the future." ”

In the face of such a person, I don't want to say anything anymore, "Let go, I'm going to get up." ”

Lu Zhoucheng let go, but when I got up, he threw me down on the bed and grinned, "It's rare to have time to do sports together!" ”

"Be your head!"

I slapped him on the shoulder, "Lu Zhoucheng, you open for me." ”

I used twelve points of strength for this slap, Lu Zhoucheng covered his shoulders and fell to the side, wailing in his mouth, "It's unreasonable!" My daughter-in-law rebelled. ”

Listening to him dragging his tone like singing, I couldn't help but want to laugh, "Lu Zhoucheng, are you naïve?" ”

Lu Zhoucheng stopped singing, and looked at me sideways, "Hey, my daughter-in-law is so good-looking." ”

If it weren't for the evil smile on the corner of his mouth, I would have almost believed it, pushed him away and sat up, "Don't engage in sugar-coated shells, the revolutionary masses will not be fooled." ”

Lu Zhoucheng sat up and wrapped his arms around my waist from behind, his head pressing heavily on my shoulders.

I turned my head to look at him, "What are you holding me for?" Not angry? ”

Of course, it is impossible not to be angry, Lu Zhoucheng rubbed his face on my face, and said a little depressedly: "I just can't see you being good to others." ”

But that is none other than my relative, who is also a teacher and friend.

Forget it, I can't explain it to him.

"You're like a good baby in front of him, and when you come to me, you're a cat with your tail stepped on, and you throw me aside when he comes, I'm a man, and it hurts my self-esteem."

Leaning on him, listening to his nagging and counting the accusations, the corners of his lips couldn't help but rise, and when he said that he hurt his self-esteem, he raised his hand and touched his face.

Lu Zhou rubbed it on my hand, "Baby, I'm your man, can't you take care of my face a little in front of other men?" ”

All right!

The state of affairs has elevated from jealousy to self-esteem.

I had to be comforted for a while, scratched his neck, and kissed him on the face again, "I'll pay attention next time." ”

Lu Zhoucheng felt that I was perfunctory to him, and bit my finger angrily, "The nose of a liar will become longer." ”

I rescued my hand and smiled and poked his face, "Lu Zhoucheng, why are you like a child?" ”

"Then you just treat me as your son, do you want me to call my mother?"

“……”

"It's okay to call Daddy."

“……”

Seeing that he was having a good time, I cooperated appropriately, touched his head and said, "It seems that I am lucky to have picked up such a big son for nothing." ”

"Forget it, you better stop talking." Lu Zhoucheng covered my mouth, "I'm afraid of being angry with you!" ”

Lu Zhoucheng may be really uncomfortable, he lay down again after a while, tugging on my clothes and not letting me go, he had to let me tell him a story, and at first glance, he was too deep into the play.

After playing mentally retarded games with him for a while, he finally fell asleep, and then he had time to go downstairs to see the children.

The two children are much more worry-free than Lao Tzu, and they play in the living room after breakfast, I didn't go over, and I took my mobile phone to call outside.

Cheng Siyuan is a smart person, as soon as I said that Lu Zhoucheng was uncomfortable, he knew what I was going to say.

"You just take care of him at home! I made an appointment with a friend. ”

"Who? Qin Ziming? ”

"Hmm."

Cheng Siyuan didn't hide it from me, "I'm here, I always want to meet, I just happen to have something to ask him." ”

For Cheng Siyuan, I always feel guilty, I rushed all the way over, but I was thrown in the hotel, and finally I had to find a way to comfort me.

After the call, I felt uncomfortable, and sat on the sofa depressed and reflected.

Fei Baobao ran over after playing for a while, hugged my leg and shouted, "Mom, Mom, are you playing a game?" Are you a wooden man? ”

"Well, mom is a wooden man." I raised my hand and touched her face, "What is Fei Fei playing?" ”

"Doll."

Fei Bao ran over and brought her Barbie doll to me, "Mom, look." ”

"Well, Mom saw it."

I was pulled over by Fei Baobao to see a whole set of bedroom Barbie dolls that Lu Zhoucheng bought for her, there was a mother and a baby, and she pointed them out to me one by one.

Squatted on the side and watched for a while, and suddenly remembered that Cheng Siyuan's gift was still in the car, so he hurriedly took the car keys and went outside.

The box was a little heavy, and I gritted my teeth and moved in, maybe it was the robot in my house!

When the two children saw it, they ran around the box.

I found a pair of scissors and dismantled the box, and it was a robot, but it wasn't the same one before.

The kids were so excited that they were already interacting with the robot when I started it and asked me why it wasn't talking.

I said, "Don't worry, baby, I'll have to wait a while." ”

I haven't seen this robot before, it should be a new product, and it looks different from ordinary robots, so it's very cute.

I wanted to look at the manual, but the box was empty and there was nothing.

However, according to my understanding of Cheng Siyuan, since there is no manual, it means that there is no need, and he must have set the program.

After turning it on, I followed the steps prompted by the menu, starting with a name for the robot.

Fei Baobao treats the robot as a mother, and gives it a name Xiaoqing, where the baby says Xiaobai, I say Lu Xiaopu.

The three of them had different opinions, so in order to get familiar with its functions as soon as possible, they had to temporarily call it Lu Xiaopu.

Lu Xiaopu, Lu Xiaopu, when he thought of Lu Zhoucheng's depressed expression when he saw it, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up, isn't it too fun?

Enter the word 'Lu Xiaopu' in the name field, gender male, click confirm, and the program will be activated.

The robot moved, the infrared light in its eyes swept over, and a four-dimensional image appeared on the display.

Before I could be surprised, I heard a mechanical male voice in my ear, "Hello master, I am your most faithful servant, Lu Xiaogou, please let me serve you!" ”