Long Wu crossed his waist, sneered, and said, "Flicker, you continue to flicker!" ”

The little turtle's eyes rolled, and his voice turned into a crisp child's voice, and said, "This little dragon, what are you talking about, I don't understand?" I'm just a little henchman of the turtle immortals...... By the way, the old man of the turtle immortal just said that the old man has an urgent matter, so he will leave first, if you have anything, just tell me directly, I also have some ability of the turtle immortal! ”

Long Wu kicked Xiao Wang Ba over and said, "Don't fool me, I saw all the things you pretended to talk about before!" ”

Xiao Wang's head was crooked, he hung down weakly, his eyes rolled out, and he died.

Long Wu was furious, picked up a stone, and was about to smash it, saying, "If you play dead again, I will let you really die!" ”

Xiao Wang Ba hurriedly pulled the water flow, turned himself over, and begged: "Princess Longwu, I'm just a little Wang Ba, I can't catch fish by myself, fortunately, I have a bit of eloquence, so I can trick those little fish to give me a meal to eat, I didn't expect pescata to recruit you, you just treat me as a fart, let me go!" ”

Long Wu shook her head in disappointment, she still believed it when Xiao Wang Ba pretended to speak before, but then it revealed its own doubts......

Long Wu is too lazy to bother with this little liar, as it said itself, it is just an insignificant little liar, its life or death does not matter, but since it sincerely begged for mercy, it is nothing to spare its life. It's just that the story of the dragon clan that Xiao Wang Ba said is fake, which makes Long Wu feel quite lost.

Long Wu turned around to leave, Xiao Wang Ba was still worried that what he said just now would not impress Long Wu, and continued: "I have an eighty-year-old mother and a child waiting to be fed, if I die, it will be one corpse and two lives!" ”

Long Wu was amused and said, "I heard a story that when someone was drawing a snake, he would put his feet in the sky for the snake. A snake with legs doesn't think of itself as a dragon, does it? Funny, you say, isn't it funny? ”

Little Wang Ba didn't know what Long Wu was doing when he said such an unrelated thing to it, although it wasn't funny at all, but Xiao Ming was pinched in Long Wu's hand, and it still laughed very exaggeratedly, if it wasn't for its hand not reaching its stomach, it would laugh out loud if it couldn't say it.

Xiao Wang Ba laughed "heartbreakingly", laughing and trying to cooperate with the rhetoric, saying: "It's so funny! There is only one dragon in the world, let alone adding feet, even if you add a pair of wings, you can't be counted as a dragon! ”

Long Wu said: "Then you say, should this person who added feet to the snake be killed?" ”

Xiao Wang Ba is very sensitive to the word "kill", and he was laughing happily before, when he heard the word "kill", his smile immediately disappeared, and he said seriously: "Haotian has the virtue of a good life, and he will nourish all things for a long time, as a member of the dragon clan, you are the spirit of all things, how can you kill in vain?" I think that although that person doesn't know whether painting a snake and adding enough to become a dragon or not, after all, he has a heart that yearns for the dragon clan, and killing it directly will inevitably chill the respect of other people for the dragon clan, so it is better to admonish him and set an example! ”

Xiao Wang Ba's theories were set one after another, so that Long Wu couldn't find words to refute it in a short time.

Long Wu smiled and said, "What a sharp-toothed little Wang Ba! Don't you know how to fish yourself? In this case, it is better for you to go to the Crystal Palace and report my name, and you can be a petty official under my brother's appointment, than you can deceive a poor little fellow like Xiaoyu! ”

Ever since he found out that Xiao Wangba was a liar, he has been puffing up his anger and gritting his teeth: "Liar! And let me lead the fish to your belly, and you will pay for the lives of my other small fish! ”

Bu Shao laughed and said, "It's just a little fool like you who will be deceived!" ”

After Bu Shao finished speaking, he suddenly found that the temperature around him had dropped, and he felt something, and hurriedly added: "A smart person like my sister Long Wu is not something that Xiao Wang Ba can deceive!" Xiao Wang Ba has been cheating in Lei Zeli for so many years, and I don't know how many fish and shrimp he has deceived, but when they met for the first time, my sister exposed the tricks of the little liar, who is high and who is low, at a glance! Little fish-vegetarian, you still have to learn more! ”

Yu Su glared at Xiao Bu in annoyance, thinking to himself when he would be able to learn Bu Shao's sycophantic kung fu?

Xiao Wang nodded again and again, and said: "Yes, I have been cheating for sixteen years, although I have never left the waters of Razor, but I have also deceived many endless passers-by, and I have never left a trace of me from all over the world, but my tricks have not been absent!" ”

Xiao Wang turned around and said, "I just didn't expect to be broken and sunk in the sand today, and it was exposed by the dragon dance girl!" I'm convinced! Dragon Dance, you are truly a god! ”

Long Wu laughed, although he knew that this was Xiao Wang Ba deceiving himself, but he was very useful.

Long Wu said: "I have changed my mind! ”

Xiao Wang Baba's frightened expression flashed away, and said: "Dragon Dance, you are a dragon clan, but you have to be true to your word!" If you don't kill me, you won't be able to touch me with a finger! ”

Long Wu rolled her eyes and smiled, "Who said they were going to kill you?" You are so good at talking, and you make people happy with your rhetoric, if you send it to my brothers, you will definitely be a courtier! So I have decided to keep you by my side and keep you under strict watch to prevent you from deceiving those ignorant little fish again! ”

Yu Su said: "Woo, people are ignorant little fish...... Poor, weak, ignorant little fish in need of Dragon Dance's love! ”

Morinda looked at the fish vegetarian curiously, and then looked at the dragon dance, and said, "Strange, aren't you both women?" Could it be that I haven't gone ashore in the past few years, and the world has changed again? ”

Long Wu kicked the Morinda over again, and said fiercely: "Don't worry about what you shouldn't care!" ”

When he saw Morinda turn upside down, Long Wu was surprised to find that Xiao Wang Ba only had three legs! The two front legs are no different from ordinary turtles, but in the hind limbs, only one leg is supported in the middle, but it is much thicker than the two front legs, enough to support Morinda Tian's body, but swimming in the water is not as convenient as four legs.

Long Wu was surprised: "Morinda Heaven, why do you only have three legs?" ”

Morinda shook his third leg triumphantly and said, "Because I am the legendary three-legged turtle!" If we want to talk about our three-legged turtle, it can be said that when the heavens and the earth are not in chaos......"

Long Wu rolled his eyes and said, "Don't fool me with your deception, I want to listen to the truth!" ”

Morinda was a little aggrieved and said, "What I'm telling is the truth!" It's just that the three-legged turtle lived in this world after the opening of heaven and earth, and there is always something to do with it...... Truth! I say! I'll say it right away! Our three-legged turtle is really a fetish! ”

Bu shook it disdainfully and said, "It's not like you're talking about anyone!" I'm a Roc family! ”

Yu Su said: "Woo, people are ordinary little fish...... Poor, weak ......"