Chapter 186: Draw a little JJ
Qiao Zibin won and yelled to continue playing. He won with the first shot, so he was naturally in high spirits and stared at Shen Yiyi.
He wanted to write the topic, and Gu Changhao put the paper away.
"Binbin, don't write! If you use writing, you lose! It has to be the subject of the problem! ”
Qiao Zibin nodded, crooked his mind for a while, and smiled. He seems to be eating Shen Yiyi!
"Two people have fallen into the trap, the dead are called dead people, and the living ones are called?"
He actually spoke more normally, very fluently.
Shen Yiyi and Gu Changhao were taken aback when they heard this, they didn't break it directly, and they didn't dare to frighten him.
Very good, their purpose has been achieved, they just want Qiao Zibin to unknowingly recover his previous language ability.
Qiao Zibin continued to designate Shen Yiyi to answer.
Shen Yiyi scratched her head and said, "Living people, let's call them survivors." ”
"Haha! Sister Yiyi, you lost again! The living should be called for help! Hahaha-"
Qiao Zibin won again, and clapped his palms with joy.
Shen Yiyi flattened her mouth and was very depressed.
Qiao Zibin always comes up with this kind of brainteaser questions, if you haven't read it, you really can't guess the answer.
Qiao Zibin picked up a pen and scribbled on Shen Yiyi's face.
Shen Yiyi became vigilant and hurriedly said, "Don't draw turtles anymore!" It's ugly to death! ”
"Okay, I don't draw turtles!"
Qiao Zibin smiled and drew a caterpillar on Shen Yiyi's face.
Shen Yi followed the mirror and saw that it was a caterpillar, although it was not very good-looking, but it was better than painting a turtle bastard.
"Don't draw the caterpillar so long, it's half of my face!" She protested dissatisfied.
She was afraid that it would be difficult to clean the handwriting on her face.
Qiao Zibin laughed even louder.
"Sister Yiyi, I'm not drawing caterpillars."
"Huh? So what are you drawing? Little earthworms? ”
"It's not! It's my little JJ, hahaha-"
Poof-
Shen Yiyi was speechless with black lines on her forehead.
Forget it, today she will be a clown silently for the little children to play with.
Gu Changhao turned his head to look at Shen Yiyi's face, and couldn't help laughing.
"Alright, alright, keep going! I can't believe I didn't get a question right! ”
Shen Yiyi rolled up her sleeves and decided to play with Qiao Zibin to the end.
Qiao Zibin usually likes to watch brain teasers, and there are a lot of questions in his head. Without thinking, you can just say a question that Shen Yiyi has never heard of.
"There was a fat man who jumped from a tall building, and what became of it?"
"Dead people?"
Seeing Qiao Zibin shaking his head, Shen Yiyi hurriedly changed his words and said, "Turned into a meatloaf?" ”
“No! It's a dead fat man! ”
Poof-
Well, she lost again.
On the other side of Shen Yiyi's face, there was another caterpillar.
"Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police came, but they took five people away, why?"
"Oh, I know, because that guy was watching someone play mahjong."
"That's not right!"
"That is, this person is the owner of the mahjong parlor, and he gathered a crowd to gamble, so he was taken away by the police."
"Alas, no! Sister Yiyi, why are you so stupid? Obviously, it's because the name of the person they play is mahjong, so there are four people plus the person called mahjong, a total of five people. ”
Qiao Zibin shook his head at Shen Yiyi again and again, with an expression of "you are already too stupid to be helped".
Shen Yiyi ran in tears.
……
"Hey! Don't play anymore! You keep asking me! These topics are so biased, I won't also make sense. Shen Yiyi was frustrated.
"Okay, I asked Brother Chang Hao, and I think Brother Chang Hao will be able to answer. This proves that Sister Yiyi is a big fool! Qiao Zibin said proudly.
Gu Changhao nodded, "Okay!" You say it politely! Brother is waiting to pick up the trick and let the horse come! ”