Volume 7 Mass Grave Chapter 9 Mass Grave (1 more, collection)
"Stinky boy, you deserve it." I looked at Li Erdan angrily: "Who asked you to make fun of me, why do you show that you have been married, and now you still want to match me and Yaoqin, when do you like to be a matchmaker, I really didn't see it before, you can be a matchmaker." ”
Li Erdan looked at me with complaining eyes, touched his head and smiled: "Okay, if you don't let me joke, I won't open it, look at what you are doing in a hurry, my brother is also for your good, you see, how have you worked hard outside for many years, it's not that you haven't found the right one, it's not that we have a suitable one in our village, you don't look for it." ”
"Okay, Li Erdan, don't talk about Yubo." Yaoqin looked at Li Erdan and said: "Yubo too, I didn't come out of the last relationship, anyway, I waited for a long time, I don't care about this time, why are you in a hurry." ”
"Look at how good Yaoqin said." I glanced at Li Erdan and said, "People are not in a hurry, you are still in a hurry for us, why are you my father?" That's a lot. ”
"Okay, okay, I'll stop talking, okay!" Li Erbai glanced at it, took a sip of water and said indignantly: "You two, you really have a tacit understanding, the woman sings with the husband, in the end it is my fault, forget it, I don't bother to care about you, you can do it yourself!" ”
"Ugh." When Yaoqin heard Li Erdan, she reprimanded us in a complaining tone here, especially when she heard the words 'women sing and husbands follow', her face instantly turned red, as red as a red apple, from her face to her neck, and she drank water here.
"Hmm!" I looked at Li Erdan, and instantly slapped my palm, wanting to pat Li Erdan's head again, but at this time, Li Erdan was actually smart and flashed my palm in time.
"Huh." Li Erdan looked at me proudly and said, "You still want to hit me in the head, see if you didn't hit me this time!" ”
"Stinky boy, what kind of woman sings with her husband, how do you speak." I was a little angry and looked at Li Erdan with a frown.
"Why, didn't I say that?" Li Erdan shook his head and said: "Look at your singing and harmony, how tacit you have a tacit understanding, it is estimated that husband and wife do not have a tacit understanding with you." ”
"Hmph." I snorted coldly, turned my head and stopped talking to Li Erdan, this Li Erdan has loved to joke since he was a child, although I know her character, but I still can't stand it.
"Huh." Yaoqin covered her mouth and smiled: "Okay, okay, Yubo, you don't have to be angry with Li Erdan, he has been this kind of person since he was a child, he loves to joke with friends, okay, don't be angry." ”
"Come on, come and hit me!" Li Erdan stood up and shook his head and said.
"Hmph, stinky boy." I glanced at Li Erdan coldly, stopped talking here, and let Li Erdan shout here. I don't even look at Li Erdan anymore.
"Alright, let's sit down!" Yaoqin hurriedly asked Li Erdan to sit down: "How big are you, you are still playing with a child's temper here, it's really funny for everyone to see." ”
"Hehe, just kidding." Li Erdan scratched his head and said, "No, why hasn't Yubo come back for a long time, so just kidding, make Yubo happy, besides, you have indeed waited for Yubo for many years, and I see it all in my eyes." ”
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"Huh." I looked at Li Erdan with tears and laughter, and shook my head helplessly: "Hey, I really can't help you, I have already become a father of two children, how can I still joke, forget it, I won't tell you anymore, after eating, I will go back to rest." ”
"Huh." Li Erdan looked at me with a hippie smile and asked, "Why is it only noon now, and you are sleeping?" Why don't you hang out with us anymore? ”
"Hmph, what else am I going to do?" I smiled and said, "I'm always joking, I'm not going to go shopping, or you guys are going to go shopping, besides, I didn't sleep well yesterday, of course I'm going to make up for sleep today." ”
"Didn't get a good night's sleep?" Li Erdan looked at me curiously and asked, "Didn't you sleep well?" Did you do something bad last night? Say, what the hell are you doing? ”
"Ugh." I saw Li Erdan questioning me like this, and I was even more speechless for a while: "Hey, you, where did you think about it, I didn't do anything bad, but I dreamed yesterday and didn't sleep well in the end." ”
"Oh, it's a dream!" Li Erdan looked at me and laughed: "Haha, then don't sleep, go out with us, besides, sleep in the house all the time, how bad, let's go out for a spin and breathe fresh air, why haven't we seen each other for a long time, of course we have to have fun." ”
"Ugh." I looked at Li Erdan speechlessly, especially when I saw his kind of smile, hippie smile, I felt that the hairs on my body stood up, and there were a lot of goosebumps falling to the ground, I said angrily: "You kid, do you know that your son knows, your expression is really cheap, and I have goosebumps on my body." ”
"Ugh." Li Erdan's face was stunned when he heard this, and he couldn't laugh anymore.
"Huh." Yaoqin looked at the wonderful expression on Li Erdan's face at this time, smiled dumbly, and finally couldn't help laughing, and said, "Okay, okay, Li Erdan, you sit here!" ”
Li Erdan sat here in a proper manner, and then the waiter gave us a lot of meals, and the three of us ate here, because of the little episode just now, Li Erdan no longer had a hippie smile, in general, the atmosphere was slightly embarrassing, we ate for a few minutes, and then finished this meal.
According to the usual practice, Li Erdan went to settle accounts, and Yaoqin and I waited outside, Yaoqin looked at me and asked: "I didn't expect that after many years, you haven't changed much, you are still as handsome as before, and now you are a little more mature." ”
"As the saying goes, an era has created some people." I sighed and said, "There's no way, I've experienced more things, and I've become more mature, but you haven't changed much, just a little bit has changed." ”
"Uh, what a change." Yaoqin looked at me a little worriedly: "Am I getting ugly, or am I getting fat?" ”
"Neither." I shook my head and said, "You're getting better and better, and you're getting more and more feminine." ”
"Uh, hehe." Yaoqin covered her mouth and laughed: "Yubo, your mouth is really getting sweeter." ”
"Hehe, I'm not sweet-mouthed." I smiled and said, "I really found that you are getting more and more beautiful, so beautiful, I am sure that many men will fall for you when they see your smile." ”
Yaoqin lowered her head and was embarrassed, although she looked embarrassed, but in Yaoqin's heart, she was still very happy.
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"Hehe, it looks like you're having a good time." At this time, Li Erdan walked out of the hotel, came to me and Yaoqin, stood here and jokingly said: "Really, I'm not here for a while, look at Yaoqin's face is starting to turn red again, it seems that Yubo said something again!" ”
"Nothing." Yaoqin was a little shy, glanced at Li Erdan and said, "I just now, I just had nothing to do with Yubo here, so chatting here, where did my face start to turn red again, it seems that you must have seen it wrong." ”
"Not there." Li Erdan pointed to Yaoqin's face and said, "Look at this face, it's not red, it's about to turn into a red apple." ”
"Alright." I glanced at Li Erdan angrily and asked, "Don't you want to make Yaoqin's jokes again, where are we going to play now?" There's nowhere to go here, so I'd better go home and rest! ”
"Hehe, okay, now that it's out, we'll be fine." Li Erdan said with a smile: "You haven't been back for seven years, the changes here are very big, you have to go and see it!" Besides, what's the point of going back to sleep now, since you're all up, let's go around and look here. ”
"Ugh." I was a little stunned to look at this Li Erdan.
Then Li Erdan turned his head and left, I saw Li Erdan leave, and also followed behind him and walked forward, I walked behind, Yaoqin always found excuses to chat with me, talked about him in the past few years, changes in the village, etc., I smiled at Yaoqin and said: "Hehe, in recent years, the village has indeed changed a lot." ”
"Well, I heard that in recent years, many villages have been developed into ancient towns, specifically preserving the original ancient buildings. For some tourists to come and play. Yaoqin said with a smile: "And our village is gradually developing towards the situation of the ancient town, in a few years, we will build a street here, antique snacks from all over the world, there will definitely be a lot of people coming over." ”
"Hmm." I nodded and said, "That's not bad, it's not just these antique buildings, it's too monotonous, there should be some snacks, a place to play." ”
"Huh." Yaoqin said with a smile: "Our village can be regarded as going out, but this plan will take a few years to complete, but even so, there are still many tourists who come to sightsee, after all, those tourists are from the city, and the city is full of car exhaust. ”
"Hmm." I nodded and said, "It's much better." ”
I looked around, there was a hill in front of me, and some stone stairs, I pointed to the mountain suspiciously, and asked, "This mountain is also what our village is planning to develop?" ”
"Not bad." Yaoqin explained with a smile: "It's just that this mountain has not been repaired yet, and no one has gone up for the time being, but after the mountain is repaired, there will be many tourists who can climb the mountain here, which is also very good." ”
"Huh. That's right. I smiled and said, "By the way, is there anything on this mountain?" ”
"Nothing yet." Yaoqin said: "However, no one knows what to do in the future, after all, this mountain has not been repaired yet." ”