Chapter 419: The Left Hand Lover (Fourth Update)
When I heard this, I was a little shocked.
Miao Qianqian said: "That moon eel, why wait for the women to let the yellow eel eat at that time?" ”
Xia Ziwen said: Women's menstrual blood is very filthy, not only can blood attract yellow eels, but many times this blood is used to do evil yin techniques, and this moon eel cultivated at the time is also the most powerful.
Xia Ziwen continued to talk about what happened after that.
He said that at that time, he was completely surprised, the truth of Wang Ling's death that he had found turned out to be like this, Wang Ling did not die when she died, she became a yellow eel, ready to be sent to the table to be eaten.
This completely subverted his whole worldview, animals can speak, and his girlfriend has become an animal.
At that time, after the weasel died, he silently began to think about the plan to save Wang Ling.
Miao Qianqian interjected again: "That weasel, why do rich people want to eat him, that meat is not delicious, sour, dry and hard." ”
Xia Ziwen said: "Because it is not delicious, it is the cheapest and cheapest among the wild immortals, and some people are willing to taste it, and it has become a fine animal, the meat will be extremely delicious, the yin spirit is strong, and it is very nourishing." ”
"Uh-oh." Miao Qianqian nodded.
I glared at her: As long as you talk too much, can you wait for others to finish before interjecting.
Miao Qianqian laughed dryly.
This time, she didn't interject anymore and let Xia Ziwen continue.
It took him a long time to communicate with one of the big snakes with yellow and white stripes that had a lot of words, and learned the patrol time of the night security guards at night.
He also communicated with a big toad who wanted to suck his yang energy before he died, and learned about the place where Wang Ling was imprisoned.
Through a sleepy hedgehog, he learns whose key it is.
He passed all the way, waited for slaughter in various cages, became the treasure of the town, and with the help of the animals who came to eat at a sky-high price, he spent more than half a month, formulated a detailed and careful plan, shot late one night, experienced a few twists and turns, and successfully rescued Wang Ling.
That night, he took the yellow eel, which had become an arm-thick and had two small protrusions bulging on his forehead, and then escaped overnight, got on a bus overnight, and returned to his hometown.
When I heard this, I was a little emotional.
It sounds very thrilling, he is an ordinary person, and it is not easy to steal the yellow eel in a big restaurant opened by a yin person.
Xia Ziwen said: "At that time, when Wang Ling saw me coming to save her, the whole yellow eel was stunned, I told her, I miss her!" I missed her so much that I couldn't live without her and brought him back here. ”
"I found out that she had become a big yellow eel and was no longer a woman, but I didn't dislike her, so I secretly built a fish pond for her in the name of raising yellow eels and raised her."
Later, we found out what we had seen and got in touch.
A group of gangsters in the village came to fish for yellow eels, can Xia Ziwen not be mad?
It's okay to catch an ordinary yellow eel, but this is fishing for his wife, what if someone is fished away?
So he was angry, he was so ashamed of Wang Ling, he ran over and had a fight with someone, and then the fish pond was electrocuted that night.
Xia Ziwen was so angry that he went crazy, for fear that Wang Ling would be electrocuted, his head exploded at that time, and he jumped into the fish pond regardless of it, preparing to save Wang Ling, but he was electrocuted.
When I heard this, I understood it completely.
I said, "You were electrocuted, and you found out your physique, so you came up with this idea, and you pretended to be an electrotherapy master?" ”
"Yes." Xia Ziwen lowered his head, "When I rescued Wang Ling, although she was a moon eel that had become a fine spirit, she was still dying, no matter how smart she was, she was also an animal, but I once learned a kind of tattoo from that big snake and wild fairy, and I tattooed her soul on me, which is the five fingernails on my left hand now." ”
He stretched out his hand, and the five fingers covered it with a strange-shaped dragon.
Now I understand that it's not a dragon, it's a moon-gazing eel.
Xia Ziwen said very affectionately: "She is a demon chong, I will build a fish pond to raise her, she is a ghost chong, I will raise her on my left hand, and now the ghost chong wants to suck the yang energy of the living...... I use my charged fingers, the method of this qigong master, to please my female compatriots, give them a deep body massage, and bring sexual pleasure services, and at the same time, they are happy and happy, and at the same time, they inhale a little yang energy. ”
"As for those AIDS patients, I can't cure them, but I can relieve their pain, that Liu was once a scumbag, and he killed many women with AIDS, so I deceived him into bankrupting his family."
When I heard this, I kind of understood.
He was forced to suck women's yang energy like this.
Miao Qianqian said with empty eyes: "Didn't you take the opportunity to go there except to take the opportunity to inhale yang qi with your hands?" As long as you are a man with normal physiology, you can't help it when you see that kind of massage, you can't help it, you can't help it, not to mention that you are a color embryo. ”
Xia Ziwen shook his head firmly and said: I have made up my mind now..... Never betray!
Miao Qianqian shook her head and said, "I don't believe it!" Then how do you usually solve it, every day you suck the yang energy of women with your hands like this, and when you meet a naked beauty, it is impossible to hold it! ”
"I'm not holding back!" Xia Ziwen stretched out his left hand, looked at the rough palm, and said affectionately: "With Wang Ling here, I don't need other women." ”
I was confused.
"Cow! The left hand is your girlfriend.,Not only use her to suck women's yang.,It's also used to suck your yang.,It's generally a dick that jerks off with your hands.,But you're different.,You really have a girlfriend.。 Miao Qianqian suddenly gave a thumbs up, crying and laughing, "Okay, I believe you have reformed yourself." ”
When I heard this, I felt that this electrotherapy qigong master was not too bad, and said, "Then can you call Wang Ling out and meet with us?"
Xia Ziwen said: I was called out just now, I was disabled by you, and now I need to cultivate slowly.....
I was stunned, it was the strange yellow eel floating out of my fingers, and I said I was sorry.
"It's okay, yin people, you don't plan to mess with me, do you?" Xia Ziwen was very timid.
I nodded and said: Since you are absorbing people's yang energy to support your wife, as long as you have to be moderate and don't overdo it, I won't care about you.
After all, ghosts worship demons and worship to absorb people's yang energy, which is equivalent to men and women having sex, and if there are not many things, there will be no accidents.
And if men and women have too much sex, their eyes are black, their legs are so weak that they can't walk, and they are also squeezed dry, and the two are essentially the same, and they hurt their bodies excessively.
We generally encounter yin and ghosts and worship people, basically those dirty things do not know moderation, and even have low intelligence, and suck people to death, so there are so many things.
I said, "Can you give me the path of your bone tattoo?" ”
"No problem, I heard what the big snake wild fairy said, saying that it was a long-lost ancient tribal yin art, in the era of slash-and-burn cultivation in ancient times, some tribes would engrave words on their bones and carve totems."
Xia Ziwen handed me a strange Yin technique, in fact, it was quite simple, it was to use this carbon to electrify and engrave it on the bone.
After I was busy with this, I felt a little more relaxed.
Then, Miao Qianqian said to me, "Do you want to meet Wang Ling?" ”
I touched my nose, "Yes." ”
Xia Ziwen's face stiffened, and he hurriedly said: "It's impossible to see, she is too weak now, she was beaten by you for a while, and now she can't get out." ”
"I can't get out, I don't want to see us for some reason, as long as we take you...."Miao Qianqian went up with a hand knife and knocked it on Xia Ziwen's neck.
"What are you doing?" Xia Ziwen was in pain, holding his red neck and retreating.
"Damn! It's different from what you said, Xiaoqing, this success rate is so low. Miao Qianqian rushed up and knocked several times before hitting the position and knocking the person unconscious.
I was speechless.
Then, Xia Ziwen, who fell, had a yin spirit floating out of his nails.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please don't do anything to us, we are innocent, we have not harmed anyone." Said the yin spirit floating from the fingernail cover.
I sighed and said, "You did this?" ”
"What did I get? Ladies and gentlemen, I don't understand what it means. Wang Ling's yin spirit squeezed out a pale smile.
Miao Qianqian slowly stood up, "Don't quibble, what kind of passing, wonderful adventures, women are all eels..... It's just a lie, you're the ultimate boss of the game hotel, right? ”
Oh?
The corners of Wang Ling's mouth suddenly rose slightly, revealing an inexplicably weird smile.