Chapter 158: Otherwise, I'll Be Your Daughter-in-law? (2)
Yun Yihan has three "good", shrew Lai Pi loves to play treasure - Lechuan quotations.
Lethe stood outside the kitchen, squinting at the man who was about to burn the kitchen to ashes, with a thick layer of ridicule on his face.
Yun Yihan entered the kitchen before dawn, and the posture of holding the spoon was like murder, destroying two pots, lifting half of the roof, and breaking countless bowls, which really responded to that sentence - whenever Yun Yihan cooks by himself, there is no grass growing in a hundred miles.
It's a misery.
From the mouth of the person who was kicked out of the kitchen, the priest wanted to learn how to make lotus root flour balls, and they were panicked one by one, and their faces were bloodless, and they all thought that Yun Yihan was crazy.
Only Lethe knew what he wanted to do.
Yun Yihan wanted to cook for Xiao Yu, but was he the material?
Lethe Chuan squeezed out a contemptuous smile from his nose, this early in the morning, Xiao Yu doesn't like to eat things as greasy as lotus root flour balls.
But—
Lechuan showed a deep smile, didn't Yun Yihan want to learn, then he would teach him.
The kitchen was smoky, and the smell of fireworks was as strong as the pre-winter fire in the countryside.
Yun Yihan held a frying spoon in one hand, and floated towards Lechuan, his beautiful face was stained with a thin layer of oil smoke, not only did he feel greasy, but he looked like a young man next to the willow tree.
Lechuan felt deeply ashamed that he was a vixen but was always so amazed by Yun Yihan that he couldn't take his eyes off it.
Yun Yihan was the first to speak: "Demon, what are you doing here?" ”
When Gong Lingyu was not present, Yun Yihan would show his true colors and call him "demon".
Lechuan smiled softly, looked at the frying spoon that was about to be broken, and said, "Do you want to learn to make Lin Xu's favorite lotus root dumplings?" ”
Yun Yihan glared at him arrogantly: "Even if you can't learn, I won't ask you to teach!" ”
"Okay then." Lechuan sighed faintly: "I originally wanted to compete fairly with you, but you can't even cook a meal, so why should you compete with me fairly Lin Xu?" ”
Yun Yihan looked at him and said, "I have slept with her." ”
Lechuan's eyes turned scarlet all of a sudden, and he still had the face to mention this?!
Yun Yihan almost never said repetitive words, but today, he just wanted to emphasize this matter all the time.
It's all his daughter-in-law, what else can't be shown to others? What's more, this fox spirit who is also thinking about Lin Xu?!
"With me having slept with her, with her sleeping with me, you can do whatever you want."
"......" Lethe Chuan gritted his teeth.
"I can pretend to be a woman and follow her."
Yun Yihan's words calmed down the angry Lechuan suddenly.
Yun Yihan was dressed in gorgeous clothes, standing in the kitchen with a strong smell of fireworks, holding a fried spoon of oil smoke in his hand, but his posture was still spotless, elegant and magnificent, his eyes flashed with moving brilliance, and his tone was extremely serious: "If I want to follow someone, I can do anything for her." Don't say that if you want me to pretend to be a woman, even if I marry her, I won't say a word. ”
Lechuan used to think that Xiao Yu's three views were enough, but he couldn't imagine that there were people outside the sky, there were no the most perverted, only more perverted.
Yun Yihan's words are not shocking, and he is endless, and Lechuan is beyond his reach.
In fact, didn't he do everything for Xiao Yu in the first place?
Do everything willingly.
What is it to pretend to be a maid and follow her?
But what about then?
Later, he found out that Xiao Yu's mind was not on him, and she was even forever trying to figure out how to draw the line between herself and her—not allowed to cross the line.
He can be her most trusted person, her most important friend, but he must never like her.
Confessions were rejected again and again, and Lechuan admitted that he was disheartened, and he hated Gong Lingyu because of this. But he couldn't live without her.
The barrier of the ring space was damaged and could not be repaired, and he used to be anxious, but now, he didn't bother to take care of it.
Xiao Yu rejected him repeatedly, and he was helpless. But Yun Yihan is different, he seems to be arrogant, but in fact he has no face and no skin, he is scolded and praised by others, and a coercion on Xiao Yu can make her arrested.
He hadn't thought about forcing her, but what was the point of getting it like that?
He is not Yun Yihan, he can't do the things of beasts, and he can't say such shocking words.
It's okay to marry her.
Lethe Chuan was a little crying and laughing.
"Demon, do you want to teach it?" Yun Yihan shamelessly asked, how awkward it sounded to Lechuan, but in the end he taught him to make authentic lotus root flour balls.
Lechuan watched Yun Yihan go to the Yuelou with the finished lotus root dumplings as if offering treasures, and imagined how Xiao Yu would dislike him, and he was in a very happy mood.
Lethe walked lightly under the cloister.
Suddenly, a familiar smell came, a large pot of soup water poured down from the eaves, Lechuan quickly dodged his hands, and saw Yun Yihan standing in front of him with a soup pot, like a peacock.
A few fresh lotus root balls were still rolling around on the ground......
Yun Yihan threw the soup pot at the foot of Lechuan and sneered: "Are you really a fool for me? ”
"What do you mean?"
"You, the demon who was kind enough to suddenly come and teach me what to make lotus root flour balls? You just know that she doesn't like to eat things that she gets up in the morning, but you ask me to make this kind of thing for her to eat, what do you say you have in mind? ”
Lethe raised his eyes to look at him: "That's right, I just want her to hate you." ”
"Ge Laozi! You're looking to fight! Yun Yihan walked over in a few steps as he spoke, rolled up his sleeves and was about to make a move with Lechuan. He has really become more and more undisciplined and unqualified recently, and Lechuan has no intention of resisting at all, and looked at Yun Yihan's back with deep meaning.
Behind him, Gong Lingyu walked over slowly.
Lechuan didn't move, sitting and waiting for Yun Yihan's slap to fall on him, but the accident happened at this time, Yun Yihan's hand, which was originally going to hit Lechuan, suddenly hugged his neck, smiled and pulled Lechuan, who was instantly stiff, to turn around, and said, "Let's go have morning tea." ”
Gong Lingyu watched them leave in a daze.
It took a while to react, touched his nose, and wondered, "When did they become so good?" ”
Completely disappeared from Gong Lingyu's field of vision, Yun Yihan regained his original appearance, the hand around Lechuan's neck became a pinching of him, and Lechuan's gentleness was also forced to be naked by Yun Yihan, and the primeval wildness contained in his body began to explode, and he became a mess with Yun Yihan.
The demon didn't use demon magic, and the cultivator didn't use spiritual power, it was a pure hand-to-hand fight between two men.
Soon, the water was lost.
Because Yun Yihan was cheating.
Green grass.
Wildflowers crouched at Yun Yihan's side, swaying with the flipping of his sleeves.
Yun Yihan and Lechuan sat opposite each other, his expression was unusually serious, and his tone was cold.
"You're going to survive the catastrophe."
Lechuan's face changed slightly, and there was a loss in his eyes that could not be concealed, and after a long time, he nodded slowly.
Yun Yihan said: "It's useless for you to kill those white-clothed disciples in the Priest's Academy, their cultivation is too low, and their hearts and their blood can't help you." He turned his eyes to Lethe and pointed to his chest: "I." ”
Lethe's expression seemed to understand.
Yun Yihan groaned: "If you want to survive the heavenly tribulation safely, I am the only one in the Brahma Continent who can help you." ”
Lethe looked at him and looked at each other: "What do you want?" ”
"Leave her."
"Except for this." He survived the catastrophe just to stop at nothing and not to be separated from her.
Yun Yihan thought for a moment and said, "Then you will tell her everything and let her advance and retreat with you." ”
Lechuan said: "I will not let my affairs become a burden to her. ”
Yun Yihan was slightly stunned, and after a long while, he slowly asked, "Why?" ”
"You don't understand." Lethe didn't explain much and got up to leave.
Yun Yihan's deep voice came from behind him: "Don't touch the people of my priest's house in the future." ”
Lechuan said: "Since I know that those are useless to me, I will not kill innocents indiscriminately." ”
Yun Yihan really felt unfair, this fox had killed someone, but Lin Xu didn't care about that woman. And he just scolded someone last time, and she lectured him for a long time.
Where the hell is that fox?
Crying Moon Tower——
There was no one in the emptiness.
The wind passes through the hall, and the wind chimes on the aisle are Duoduo.
Ah Shao pushed open Yun Yihan's door and flashed in.
He had a small compass in his hand, and when he came in, he began to orient himself, and when he found the position of his palm, he meditated cross-legged.
After a while, his hair began to grow soft and slender, his fingers became slender, and soon his clothes were torn to reveal the body of a young man.
Ah Yao watched himself return to his normal body shape and smiled slightly, sure enough, Yun Yihan's room in the priest's courtyard had the best feng shui.
A cold, cruel smile appeared on his handsome face, he could finally get out of here and not have to live with those idiots.
However, before the joy could fully spread, Ah Shao's body began to shrink, and finally became an eight-year-old again.
It's like an illusion.
Only the torn clothes are enough to prove that he has really recovered just now.
Ah Yao was very helpless and wanted to try a second time, but he was worried that Yun Yihan would come back suddenly, so he had to give up.
Back at the Bamboo Pavilion, Ling Bo was writing a letter with her head down, and the Yue Wang Snake was sleeping on her shoulder. Ah Shao glanced at the contents of her letter, and the recipient was Mr. Sakuramo again.
She was writing to someone who didn't know where he was or who didn't even know whether he was alive or dead.
The Night King's Mansion –
Yeyun Qing also wrote a letter, a peach-pink letter paper with petals, and a cinnabar red handwriting, addressed by Lin Xu.
I wonder if she will receive the pigeon when she goes to the priest's house?
- Of course, the result was negative, except for Yun Yihan, no one saw the letter. The flying pigeon was also stewed and drunk by Yun Yihan.
Yun Yihan drank the nourishing pigeon soup while looking at the pink letterhead, and slowly laughed.