Is there a spring on the corpse's feet? Why did he fly up all of a sudden?

It's just a matter of flying, and after the corpse flies, it directly turns into a cannonball and smashes it towards me.

The speed of this thing, that corpse is pretty fast! But in the blink of an eye, the cannonball that the corpse turned into flew to me.

Fortunately, I was quick-eyed, and when the shell was about to hit me, I was quick to take a step behind me.

This retreat, the corpse that was originally smashed at me smashed directly to the ground with a "bang".

Not to mention, the weight of this corpse seems to be quite heavy. Anyway, after he smashed it to the ground, he smashed a big hole directly on the ground.

"Does it hurt?"

After hitting the ground, the corpse lay dead there, not moving at all. As soon as I saw that corpse like this, I naturally asked him with a smile!

The corpse thing doesn't seem to be very good at talking, anyway, I've been asking about the corpse for a long time, and he doesn't have the slightest intention to answer me.

"What do you mean this corpse doesn't reply to me?" I asked Wei Xu.

"He doesn't reply to you because his mouth hasn't been pried open." Wei Xuan gave me a cheap smile and said, "Why don't you give it a try and see if he can speak after priing his mouth open?" ”

"How did you pry his mouth open?" I asked Wei Xu.

"This is a corpse, and this corpse thing, strictly speaking, should be a feminine thing."

Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "Since it is a yin thing, if you want to clean him up, you naturally have to have some yang energy or something, so you can do it!" ”

"Yang Qi?"

I stared at Wei Xuan with confused eyes and asked, "What kind of yang energy are you talking about?" ”

"What kind of yang energy else can it be?"

Wei Xuan showed a cheap face, smiled at me, and then said, "Of course it's the yang energy in your body!" ”

Yang energy in my body? The calf's nose says it's the yang energy in my body?

"What kind of yang energy is in my body?" I asked the calf nose.

"Take it out, pee one, and pee directly on this thing's mouth."

Wei Xuan put on his trademark cheap appearance and said, "As long as you can pee on his mouth, I guarantee that his mouth will definitely be open." ”

"Are you going to trick me again?" I asked the calf nose.

"Xiaodao, how can I trap you?"

Wei Xuan glanced at me, and said angrily: "Is it a pit for you, I don't bother to say it." Anyway, the method I just talked about is definitely useful. If you don't believe me, you can give it a try. ”

Judging from the serious eyes of the calf's nose and the tone of his voice when he spoke, he seemed to be really serious.

I've done this kind of thing many times before, and when I started doing it, I could say that I was familiar with it.

Anyway, for me, not only is it not the slightest difficulty to do such a thing, but I will not be embarrassed at all.

Anyway, I'm a thick-skinned person, and I won't be embarrassed at all. So, after the calf nose said this, I didn't hesitate for a moment, just took the guy out, and then urinated on the corpse.

I urinated all this urine on the corpse's mouth. Not to mention, let me pee like this, the corpse didn't know what was going on, and actually opened its mouth.

The mouth opened, the corpse opened its mouth. It can be seen that the calf nose really didn't fool me. My pee seems to really work for this corpse.

"Stinky!"

Is that what the corpse said? Anyway, this voice sounds a little eerie. The most important thing is that when this voice came out, the corpse did open its mouth.

"That stinky word just now, did this corpse say it?" I asked Wei Xu.

"It should be."

Wei Xuan nodded his head lightly and said, "Didn't I tell you just now?" As long as you pee into his mouth, he will open his mouth and speak. Well, I didn't fool you, did I? ”

"Poof......

What the heck? The corpse suddenly "poofed", and the urine that had peed me into his mouth squirted out all at once.

This thing, fortunately, I reacted quickly just now, and when he squirted, I dodged it in time. Otherwise, I'll have to spray that thing.

Although the urine that squirted out of that thing's mouth was my own urine. But whoever pees, it's all pee! Pee, sprayed on the body, is not only dirty, but also very smelly!

"You dare to spray me with urine, you are impatient and want to die!" I said the corpse angrily.

Of course, just talking about it with your mouth is not at all understandable. So, while saying that, I kicked the guy in the face.

When I kicked me like this, that guy naturally kicked me out with a kick!

I saw that the corpse that had been kicked by me drew a perfect parabola in the air, and then I heard a muffled "thump".

After this muffled sound, I saw the corpse, which had fallen heavily to the ground.

"This corpse has fallen so much, how does it look, this corpse is still in good condition, and it doesn't mean to be broken up at all." I pointed to the corpse and said to Wei Xu.

"As far as the corpse in front of him is concerned, it may not be a good thing if he is really broken apart." The calf said with a serious face.

"Not necessarily a good thing?"

I looked at the calf's nose with a bewildered, but also a little puzzled look, and asked, "Why do you say that it may not be a good thing?" ”

"If you don't believe me, you can kick him twice." Wei Xuan looked at me with those cheap little eyes and said, "If you kick him two more times, the corpse will be kicked apart by you." ”

Two more kicks to kick this corpse apart?

When the calf's nose said this, the look in his eyes, and the look on his face, it seemed that he was not joking with me. In other words, what he said should be serious.

"Can you really kick a shelf?"

I looked the calf's nose from top to bottom with an incredibly little look, and then said, "Don't fool me! ”

"In the face of such a ghostly thing, how can I fool you?"

Wei Xuan gave me a blank look, and then said, "If you don't believe me, go over and try to kick two feet." I'm sure you'll kick that body apart with just those two kicks. ”

The calf's nose said that he could kick that corpse apart, even if it was to give him face, I had to kick it, give it a try! Of course, as for whether or not we can kick that corpse apart, I can't say for sure.

Since I said I wanted to kick, I had to kick it anyway!

No, with a cautious heart, I walked towards the corpse. After walking to the corpse, I didn't show any emotion, just kicked at the corpse.

"Boom!"

Except for this muffled sound, it seems that this corpse has no other reaction.

Is it that I kicked it too lightly, or did Maverick Nose just say that he wanted to kick twice, and this thing really needs to be kicked twice.

"Boom!"

I kicked this corpse, and it wasn't this corpse that kicked me. So, two feet are two feet! I don't have anything to be polite about.

What surprised me a little was that I had already kicked both of these feet, why was the corpse still so quiet and didn't seem to react at all!

"What's the matter with this corpse? It doesn't look like there's been any movement! I pointed to the lifeless, motionless corpse and asked the calf's nose.

"I'm going to kick you apart, how do you want him to move?" The calf's nose gave me an angry white look and said.

"Kicked apart? But now, this corpse looks so good that it doesn't mean to fall apart at all! I said to the calf's nose with a serious face.

"There's no hurry." Wei took over the words humbly and said, "Even if it is going to fall apart, it won't all fall apart at once." Gotta come slowly, disperse slowly. ”

Not to mention anything else, anyway, when this calf's nose is, it is like this every time, and every time it is the head of the way. The reasons or something can be said to be endless, and there are as many as you want.

"You have a lot of excuses."

I pointed to the corpse and asked, "Now that this corpse has been sitting here for so long, it doesn't seem to have the slightest intention of falling apart. ”

"Didn't I just say it? Don't be in a hurry, you should wait. ”

Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "If this corpse is to fall apart, it takes heaven and time." As long as the time comes, this corpse will naturally fall apart! If the heavenly opportunity doesn't arrive, even if you are in a hurry, you can't be in a hurry! ”

The calf's nose means that I am not in a hurry, then I can only not be in a hurry!

The big deal is to wait! Anyway, this corpse hasn't moved now, and looking at it like this, it shouldn't be able to do anything. So, I have a lot of time.

If you have a lot of time, then wait slowly! I'm not in a hurry anyway. Because, even if it's in a hurry, it's useless.

"Click...... Click......"

What kind of sound is that? The sound sounded like it had been developed from a crack in the bone.

I stared at the corpse and immediately noticed something very interesting. This thing is that the corpse's arm seems to be separated from the body.

"Why did he suddenly break this arm?" I didn't understand what was going on, so I looked at the calf's nose with confused eyes and asked.

"It's falling apart!"

The little bull nose replied to me with these four words as a matter of course, and then said, "Didn't I make it clear to you just now?" You only need to kick this corpse twice to make it fall apart. You didn't believe what I said just now, but now you should believe it, right? ”