Although I didn't have to review, I was still very obedient for the next two days. Go to bed early and wake up early to get to the exam on time.

The last subject, English, was mostly multiple-choice, and I was able to turn in my paper in less than an hour. I filled in the cloze randomly, and I copied a few sentences in the composition.

But those two parts add up. It's only 30 points. For the other multiple-choice questions, I should be right. So not to mention more, I'm still very sure of the 120 points.

As soon as I walked out of the examination room, Ouyang Chuchu appeared in front of me.

"You're in a little over an hour, and you're ready to turn in the papers?" Ouyang Chuchu asked me.

"Hmm!" I nodded proudly and asked, "There is no one who turned in the papers earlier than me, right?" ”

"The exam is not earlier than who turns in the papers!" Ouyang Chuchu glanced at me angrily, and said fiercely: "Who's score is higher than the exam!" ”

"Oh!" I nodded and said, "But I've been sitting in there for an hour, and I've been able to score 120." If I want to sit for a while and get a perfect score, won't there be room for others to surpass me? We stinky fortune tellers. It's all about leaving a line. ”

"Get out of here! It's annoying to see you! ”

Ouyang Chuchu was obviously scolding me, but he had a smile on his face, could this be the legendary laughing and scolding?

After the exam, I thought it would be easy, but I didn't expect that as soon as I walked out of the gate of No. 5 Middle School, Lu Man called me.

"Mr. Lu called me personally, what are you doing?" I did well in the exam, and I am in a good mood. As soon as he answered the phone, he joked with Lu Man with a smile.

"When did I look for you and call you personally?" Lu Man asked me.

"It seems like every time, and I'm really honored to say that!" I said.

"Principal Guan will be back tonight, let's meet!" Lu Man said.

"Where?" I asked.

"At eleven o'clock tonight, in my office." Lu Man Road.

"Eleven? So late? Can it be a little earlier? I asked.

"Principal Guan's plane will only arrive at that time, and after the talks, he has to leave immediately by plane in the early morning." Lu Man's excuse sounded so seamless and perfect.

There are female ghosts in Lu Man's office, and at eleven o'clock in the evening, isn't it the time when the ghosts are at their worst? At that time, she asked me to talk to Wei Xu. Apparently you're going to set me up!

I took a taxi to the Internet café, and that guy from Wei Xu was playing CS with relish.

"Lu Man asked us to go to her office at eleven o'clock in the evening, saying that Guan Qifeng was coming to talk about the dormitory of the Normal Academy." I say.

"On a big night, talk in her office with a little ghost?" Wei Xuan shook his head and said, "This must be a set!" ”

"Hmm!" I nodded and said, "Lu Man asked us, and he must have already set up the set." There are two options before us today. One is drilling, and the other is not drilling. ”

"Lu Man set up that set for us, it should have taken a lot of time and energy. If we don't drill it, wouldn't it be too sorry for her hard work? Wei said cheaply.

"You mean, let's go tonight?" I asked.

"You must go, but you can't go empty-handed. If you don't prepare anything, you just drill into people's traps, that's stupid. Wei Xuan touched two hundred yuan and handed it to me, saying, "Old rules, you go and buy some talisman paper or something for Xiaodao?" Incense, candles, paper money. Have some of them ready, too. ”

"I just finished the exam, and you asked me to run errands?"

I'm speechless, but what? In the end, it's not just about taking the money and taking a taxi. went to buy Wei Xuan what he wanted.

After buying the talisman paper and incense candle paper money, I went straight back to the hotel.

I called Wei Xu several times, and he always told me the last handful, and waited until six o'clock in the evening for the guy to finally come back.

"Have you had enough?" I asked.

"Nope." Wei Xuan showed a cheap smile and said, "If I don't have to come back to draw talismans, I still want to play a few more!" ”

"Do you know how to draw talismans? Thought you'd forgotten everything? "I didn't feel angry.

"I forgot about it, but your phone number. One after the other, without breathlessness. Even if I want to forget, I don't have a chance to forget! ”

Wei Xu was so cheap when he said this, everyone really wanted to slap him when they saw it.

"Everything is there, get it yourself!" I said.

"It's dinner time, why don't you go pack something to eat?" I want to draw talismans, but I can't leave. "Wei Xu, this little calf nose, doesn't know how hungry he is when he plays games. Now I know I'm hungry.

Even though there is resentment in my heart, Wei Xu is my brother after all.

Drawing talismans not only requires mental power, but also consumes physical strength, and it is really not possible to be hungry.

I went downstairs to the restaurant to pack a few stir-fried dishes, back to the pot meat, fish-flavored shredded pork, minced meat and eggplant, tomato and egg soup, three dishes and one soup, Wei Xu and I ate two, enough.

It only took me half an hour to go upstairs with the packed meal.

When I entered the door, I saw that Wei Xu's calf nose was actually watching Ultraman with the TV on!

"Aren't you going to draw a talisman?" I asked.

"It's already done."

Wei Xu pointed to the twelve statues of Liuding and Liujia, and I found that there was a talisman on the forehead of the twelve. Every sigil on it. There are only a few brushstrokes, and they look very sloppy and casual.

"Are you blaspheming?" I asked Wei Xu.

"What blasphemy? These talismans of mine are specially drawn for these twelve digits? Wei Xuan said with a smug face.

"Just you ghost draw peach talismans, you can't even fool ghosts, can you fool the gods?" I feel that this guy Wei Xu is a bit unreliable.

"How can God be fooled, treat God with sincerity and sincerity, and use it!" Wei Xuan said as he stretched out his hand and touched the heads of the twelve gods.

"You dare to touch their heads?"

I couldn't believe my eyes. I wonder if Wei Xu, this guy, is he crazy! Isn't it blasphemy to touch the head of the idol?

"Not only touching, but also fighting. Watch me call you! ”

Wei Xuan is really crazy, he used to kowtow to these twelve guys every day, and now he actually knocked their heads one by one.

"What the hell is going on?" I asked.

"Xiaodao, I was tricked by Zheng Chengsheng's old thing, why is it easy to please God? Bullshit! Wei Xuan scolded as he knocked on the heads of the twelve gods.

"Even if Zheng Chengsheng tricks you, it has nothing to do with them!" I said.

"These are the twelve broken clay pots, which gods are they? Also Liuding, Liujia, I'm bah! ”

I kind of got it. The reason why Wei Xu was angry was because he felt that he had been deceived by his master. Offering incense and kowtowing to such a pile of broken clay pots every day, I don't know if it's okay, knowing the truth will really make people unhappy.

"How did you find out?" I asked.

"I examined the divine body just now, and it turned out that there was not a single residual breath of the gods on these twelve god statues. That is, those incense on me. The heads that kowtowed were all white. Wei Xuan said angrily.

"Although Liuding and Liujia are not on the body of this idol, it doesn't mean that they are not watching in secret!" I say.

"Look at a fart!" Wei Xuan was still very angry.

"Then what are you doing with the talisman on the head of the idol?" I asked.

"I'm scolding them, scolding these twelve bastards!" Wei Xuan paused and said, "Xiaodao, I respectfully gave them so much incense and kowtowed so much. Even if it's a high god, you should show it to me! If they don't say it, then I'll scold and scold until these bastards know what to say! ”

"It's not going to happen, is it?" I asked Wei Xuan with some concern.

"What could happen? The god who is high up can still deal with me as a mortal? Wei Xu's words seem to make some sense.

Although Liuding and Liujia are not great gods, they can be regarded as gods! Since it is a god, it must have the mind and bearing of a god.

Besides, you can't see them when you give them incense and kowtow, and most of them can't hear them when they scold them.

He is so high that he can't see people with his eyes and can't hear human voices with his ears. What is the difference between respecting or scolding?

Like Wei Xu, it is not a pleasure to make your mouth happy.