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Zombie King?

In the past, the old people often said that the feng shui of the cemetery was not good, and it was easy to become a commonly known corpse raising place, and the corpse had white hair and would deceive the corpse.

This situation is probably a dead yin spirit, imprisoned in a corpse, not allowed to be reborn, and there is a lot of resentment, but basically there is no natural formation, it is very rare, and there are basically yin people deliberately making this kind of thing.

It is said that the Yin method of drying corpses in Xiangxi is also a similar reason, those walking corpses are the corpse chasers who raise corpse chasers, who go to the corpse to control the walking and use it to make money.

But now, basically no one plays this technique, and it has been eliminated.

How disgusting is a corpse? It's not very strong, the TV is powerful, invulnerability is a joke, this thing is chicken, the rotting corpse is scary at best, if the rot is too much, even standing up is a problem, so some ghosts are on the body, all of them are in the corpse that has just died, and therefore, people chase the corpse, and the corpse chaser who plays with the corpse can only do the work of sending the deceased home.

The most obvious example is the previous Miss Dong and Lin Yuxin.

So now, most of the yin people are still playing ghosts.

I said, "Mo Xiaoxi, you are a psychiatrist, and you also understand the mysteries of our yin industry?" Unexpectedly, he saw this grave mountain and raised a zombie? ”

"That's not!?" Mo Xiaoxi smiled cheaply and said, "If you want to ask me how to deduce it, it's simple, there is a saying - plants vs. zombies." ”

"Huh?" I stared blankly at her.

"You want to." Mo Xiaoxi said seriously: As the saying goes! There must be yin and yang, all things are born and restrained, there are zombies, there will inevitably be restraint in the vicinity, these plants, is the vision of heaven and earth before the zombie mutation, and a connection is in the cemetery, then it can only be a plant war.... Corpse! ”

I'm completely speechless, god's plants vs. zombies, do you dare to talk a little more?

This Mo Xiaoxi, who is not serious and is the same as Miao Qianqian, also said before that the two baby grandmasters who came out to fight with their mother's umbilical cord were placenta balls thrown by the elf trainers of both mothers.

Fortunately, Miao Qianqian didn't come, otherwise these two guys would be able to talk to me and talk about it.

"Ahh Not only did such a terrifying plant monster appear, but there were also zombies in this grave mountain? The two security guards were frightened crazy when they heard this.

I said, "She's talking nonsense, can you tell us a little more about this strange thing about you?"

I added: It may be that your graveyard is full of yin and evil energy, and it has caused a trance, and it is cold and humid in the middle of the night, and the wind blows the trees loudly, and it is your hallucination that those trees and plants are alive.

"Not an illusion, not an illusion."

The security guard shuddered and took out a cigarette and handed it to me.

I waved my hand, and I said that I had recently quit smoking, and I was going to quit smoking because I looked inward, and I was going to quit smoking, and I couldn't smoke that thing in the monastic way, there was too much nicotine.

The old security guard said: "Actually, at that time, we also thought it was a hallucination, maybe something dirty, but after a few days, we still felt that something terrible was happening in this cemetery." ”

"But I can't find any actual evidence, that feeling...... It's like an environment that you are extremely familiar with has become unfamiliar, like the woods are alive and something is moving.... When you turn around, there's nothing, and every time we patrol the cemetery, we have this terrifying feeling. ”

The security guard said in a bit of a panic.

Based on his reaction so far, I would like to characterize this as a collision with evil, because a vegetative person is a plant, and a plant becomes a man.... It's so hard to understand.

Plants are not animals, plants have no mind, it is difficult to become sperm, and they can still walk? Wishful thinking, many ridiculous things, are all imagined by people, and if you think about it rationally, you will know that it is impossible.

However, the security guard quickly showed us a very favorable evidence.

He said to us: "Yes, these ghosts have already started to move on our grave mountain, and more than half a week ago, a few of us were patrolling, and accidentally, in the dense woods on the mountain, we also ran into a vegetative person....... But it looks like he's still underage. ”

The more I listened, the more bizarre it became: underage?

"Yes, it hasn't grown out of the ground yet, this creature, his head is slightly bigger than a normal person, its neck is still on the ground, more than half a meter, like a melon vine, similar to an alien, a long head pokes out of the ground, dry and thin."

The old security guard's old eyes flashed with cloudiness, and he said in horror: At that time, a few of us were scared crazy! The head that grew in the ground looked at us and was frightened, and it screamed so badly that we didn't know what it was talking about, and a few of us were so frightened that a baton smashed the brains of the thing. ”

I said: You broke the head of a vegetative person?

"Yes, that's right," said the old security guard, gasping for breath, "its head was smashed by us with a baton, and it screamed so badly that its brains spilled all over the ground, red, white, yellow, and a few of us, vomited on the spot, and then fainted." ”

I said, "You're sick and vomiting?" And then scared out?

The old security guard said: "I was so disgusted by the smell that I vomited, and I stinked so much that I thought I would faint." ”

Stinky enough to make people faint?

How much of a stimulation does this cause to the human sense of smell? Is there really such a stink in this world? I don't believe it.

The old security guard finished smoking a cigarette, shivered and took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it, "Master, I really don't hide it, when I was young, I was a hunter, I supported Vietnam, I saw dead people, that's too many, what disgusting, unpleasant, I haven't seen it, I'm a veteran, I've killed people, the smell of blood is big, I'm not afraid of those ghosts, I have to hide when I see it, I am afraid of the soft and the hard, but the first time I smelled that smell, that kind of stench, it stinks to the depths of the soul, it stinks and smells fishy, and it makes people's heads blank in an instant, The head is dead. ”

Seeing that we didn't believe it, the old security guard carefully took out a black package, opened the plastic bag outside layer by layer, and a stench hit the sky.

I can't describe the taste.

It is difficult to describe in all words, the strange smell is like a rotten salted fish that has been fermented for more than ten years, which strongly stimulates the olfactory nerve and makes the stomach twitch violently.

We pinched our noses for a moment and saw half of our heads.

The head was dark yellow, crumpled, and full of plant fibers, some of which looked like crumpled husks, and a painfully twisted face was faintly visible on it.

The head is hollow, and there are still some yellow, dark red and white viscous liquids left in it, even if it is left for more than a week, we can still feel the stench from the residual smell at that time.

I was silent.

Looking at the human head of this plant fiber, it is wrinkled, like an old dried radish, and there is a touch of melon vine hair on the top of its head, like a Teletubbies.....

Could it be that there are really vegetative people?

"Can you tell what's dirty?" I looked at Bai Xiaoxue.

Bai Xiaoxue was well-informed, and she also shook her head and said, "I don't know, what the hell is this." ”

"Aliens have invaded, and the people who grow in the soil, and the one in front of them only has a plant head, is enough to prove it." Mo Xiaoxi said nervously: "We should report it to the state, this is not something we can solve." ”

I said, "Let's go and see it first."

The security guard hurriedly asked us, "A few masters, are you going to go to the Tomb Hill Cemetery to have a look?" ”

I said yes, we're here to see this.

The security guard told us that there is a wooden hut for them to rest and rest when they patrol at night, there are a lot of first-aid supplies and dry food in it, and there are charms invited from the Taoist temple in it.

I said, "No problem."

The two security guards stood up, opened the door for us, and put us in the cemetery.

As soon as I entered, there were layers of steps, and after walking for a while, I saw rows of neat tombstones, and there were some flowers and fruits in front, but it looked like they had been stacked for a long time, and the flowers and fruits had withered.

I walked up the steps and said, "Do you really think there's a vegetative state?" Their brains stink? ”

"I don't know, there are a lot of unknowns in this world, doesn't it mean that there are still wild people in Shennongjia." Bai Xiaoxue smiled, shook her head on crutches, and said, "But I think those two security guards are a little strange, and their yin qi is a little heavy." ”

"I don't know if the yin qi is heavy or not..... But all I know is that those two security guards may have met with an accident. Mo Xiaoxi said.

I said, "Is there a problem with those two security guards?"

Mo Xiaoxi smiled and said, "I'm psychological, I'm more sensitive, and I've always felt that their behavior is a little weird, and, according to normal logic, they broke a growing vegetative person, and other vegetative people are not allowed to settle accounts with them?" Get you back? They're still alive and well. ”

I was silent for a few seconds, and then said: When these two people were so stinky that they fainted, they may have had a change in that period of time that they didn't even know about......

"Perhaps." After Mo Xiaoxi finished speaking, a strange figure suddenly flashed from a distance, shuttling through the dense woods.

"Pretending to be a ghost!"

Bai Xiaoxue raised her eyebrows, which were very good-looking.

is worthy of being a professional demon slayer, very short-tempered, on crutches, and his backhand is a peach pit, like a meteor throwing straight at the figure.

Siss!!

Hearing the scream of a terrible beast that was not human, the strange figure fell in an instant.

"Let's go and see what the hell it is?" Bai Xiaoxue said as she walked us over, and Xiao Qing'er and Little White Fox volunteered to walk in the front.

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