Chapter 10: The Emperor of Women's Clothing

Shu Xingying pointed her finger at herself and asked incredulously, "Call me?" ”

Huangfu Duzhe asked rhetorically, "Are there other brainless people in this room?" ”

"I am the saint today, and you dare to order me." Shu Xingying said arrogantly.

Huangfu Duzhe didn't refute her, and said: "I am the son of your father-in-law, and you can't repay my father's kindness personally, so you need to repay me." ”

Shu Xingying raised the corners of her mouth and smiled, bent down and stroked Huangfu Duzhe's head, and said, "Okay, I will definitely repay you well, godson." After saying that, he slipped away, for fear that the living Hades in front of him would unscrew his wrist.

"Seventeen, take me to the dressing room, I want to pick out clothes for my godson." Shu Xingying deliberately shouted loudly.

Seventeen, who was close to her, covered her ears, and Shanshan said, "Your Majesty, the minion's ears are very smart. ”

"It's not that I'm afraid that your ears won't work, but I'm afraid that my son won't hear my love." Shu Xingying said.

Seventeen led Shu Xingying to the Shangyi room, and when everyone saw that Shu Xingying had arrived, they immediately stopped what they were busy doing, hurriedly went to the door to greet her, and saluted: "Welcome to the emperor." ”

Shu Xingying waved her hand and said dignifiedly: "Flat, you guys go and get busy." ”

Everyone retreated, and the Shangyi room was a busy scene again. The show girl skillfully threaded the needle and thread, embroidered a hundred flowers and plants in the silk brocade, and outlined a lifelike flying dragon with a needle and a thread on the gold silk, like the finishing touch.

Mr. Zhang, who was obese in the Shangyi room, nodded and followed Shu Xingying's side, and said courteously: "What is the matter with the emperor's holy drive here?" The slave set the liver and brain to serve the emperor, even if it was a sword mountain and a sea of fire. ”

There was a constant murmur in her ears, and Shu Xingying said impatiently: "There is an oil pot in the imperial dining room, can you jump?" I'm just here to pick out a few clothes, where do you get so many farts. ”

Mr. Zhang closed his chattering mouth knowingly.

Shu Xingying looked up to see if there was a plaque hanging on the top of the door around the house, and when she looked empty, there was a sign marking the children's clothing area and underwear area when she went to the clothing shopping plaza. Thinking about the magnificence of the Imperial Cadre Palace where he lives now, sure enough, the bureaucracy is reluctant to place a plaque in the place where his subordinates work.

Unable to get off her feet, she opened her mouth and asked, "Where is the house where the clothes worn by the ten-year-old girl are placed?" ”

Although Seventeen has been in the palace for nearly ten years, his position has never been assigned to change the clothes of his master, and his scope of activity is very small, and he is completely unfamiliar with the Shangyi room, and he said in a hesitant manner: "Slave, I don't know."

"What about you?" Shu Xingying asked.

Obviously, Manager Zhang didn't know that Shu Xingying was asking herself, she was very well-behaved behind her, kept her head down, and didn't even dare to breathe too much.

Shu Xingying turned around suddenly, and Manager Li was so frightened that he knelt on the ground with weak legs, and begged: "Your Majesty, the slave is incompetent and doesn't dare to jump into the oil pot, so spare the slave's life." ”

Shu Xingying raised her forehead, don't you need to take an exam to recruit eunuchs in this palace? It's just a male castration, whether you have brains or not?

Reluctantly, he said, "I asked you where the girl's clothes were placed. ”

Manager Li hurriedly pointed to a house in the northeast, "It's in that house." ”

"Seventeen, let's go." Shu Xingying said, and Seventeen followed closely.

Mr. Li was left hanging on the ground.

The two servants guarding the door saw that it was Shu Xingying, and immediately said hello and opened the door, and came to the room where the girls' clothes had been made, neatly placed all kinds of colorful girls' clothes, her hand caressed a smoke-white skirt, and the peach-pink silk thread was dotted with fragrant peach blossoms, covered with a water-blue gauze. Shu Xingying nodded very fondly and said, "Seventeen wants this."

Seventeen took the tray from the table next to him and placed the clothes in Shu Xingying's picture into it.

After walking a few steps out, Shu Xingying saw Manager Zhang who was still kneeling, she came to him and squatted down to meet his eyes, and asked, "Addicted to kneeling?" Do you want to kneel until osteoporosis and get up again? ”

Manager Li looked aggrieved and asked weakly: "Your Majesty, can the slave say no?" ”

"You've said it, get up." Shu Xingying got up.

Manager Li also got up and thanked him repeatedly, "Emperor Xie has a large number of people, and he doesn't care about villains like minions. ”

"You're a pretty good slapper." Shu Xingying said with a smile.

Manager Li scratched his head and smirked, "Thank you for your praise." ”

"Seventeen, do you know who that stupid eunuch was just now?" Shu Xingying asked.

It was dinner time when she returned to the Imperial Palace, Shu Xingying hugged the clothes she brought back in her arms, and immediately hid the clothes under the futon when she came to the bedroom. Then he had dinner with Huangfu Duzhe, and after a while, Huangfu Duzhe ordered Shu Xingying to send someone to prepare hot water for him, Shu Xingying was well-behaved this time and didn't say a word, her uncharacteristically well-behaved and obedient made him suspicious, but he couldn't think of why her temperament suddenly changed.

The servants put the water in their hands, and the Emperor Twilight told them that he did not like to be served and bathed by them, and they withdrew from the temple.

"Bring me the clothes I want to change into." In order to prevent unscrupulous people from hearing that he called himself me, he began to call himself "I" when he noticed the truth and falsehood of the emperor.

Shu Xingying said seriously: "You go to the bath first, I have made the old mistake of forgetfulness again, but I can think about it quietly for a while and then I can remember where to put it, and I will give it to you immediately if I find it." ”

Huangfu Duzhe felt that her behavior tonight was very strange, Shu Xingying could see that he was suspicious from his body that did not move half a step, and then said seriously: "I walked all the way to get you clothes, and when I came back, you also saw that I was holding your clothes tightly in my arms, I am easy to forget a moment after eating, after all, my stomach is digesting, and my brain has to work with it It is very tiring, I don't want to lose my fragrance." ”

"Why do you hold your garment in your arms?" Huangfu Duzhe grasped the key point.

"Because I'm holding children's clothes, others misunderstand me and think that I like to wear children's clothes to dress up as a child, how embarrassing it is, you don't know how tall you are, wearing a children's clothes to stuff in is also to expose your arms, legs and belly, how unsightly." Shu Xingying looked serious, and continued to talk nonsense with her three-inch incorruptible tongue: "When the time comes, it will be passed on to ten or hundred, and the saint who likes to pretend to be a boy today is still an exhibitionist, tsk." She shook her head and looked at him with horror on her face, as if he were the man she was talking about.

"That's enough, think about where to put your clothes, and if you don't bring me a change of clothes before I finish bathing, I'll strip you naked and put them on myself." Emperor Fu Twilight threatened.

Shu Xingying made an OK gesture, "Guarantee to complete the task." ”

As soon as Huangfu Duzhe walked to the screen, Shu Xingying couldn't hold it anymore, ran to the side of the bed, covered her mouth, and took out the smoke and white Confucianism sandwiched in the futon, looked at the skirt in her hand, smiled at the corner of her mouth, and walked all the way to the screen in the bathing place, and immediately restrained, and said normally: "The clothes are found, hang on the screen, I will take out your dirty clothes and ask the maid to help clean them." ”

Silent, Shu Xingying agreed to him, and did not hesitate to take the clothes he was wearing today.

After a few moments, the warm mist in the water dissipated, and the Emperor opened his eyes and walked towards the screen.

He tiptoed off the clothes hanging on the screen slightly, unfolded it and opened it to be the dress worn by the girl, his eyes were dilated with anger like an angry lion, he slammed the skirt in his hand on the ground paved with jade bricks, and shouted: "Shu! The only remaining reason swallowed the remaining two words raw, and he roared angrily: "Huangfu Duzhe, you get in for me!" ”

Shu Xingying, who was sitting leisurely on the bed in the bedroom with Erlang's legs crossed and munching on apples, finally waited for this moment, "poof", and laughed in self-defense, "Hahahahaha." ”

"Huangfu Duzhe, you dare to tease me!" Emperor Fu Duzhe roared wildly inside.

Still can only hear Shu Xingying's laughter, Huangfu Duzhe looked at the skirt on the ground, one hand clenched into a fist, one hand picked it up and closed his eyes to put it on at will, put on a mask and poked his head out of the screen, although he was wearing a mask at this time, he still couldn't accept that he was a dignified manly man, he was actually wearing women's clothes, stretched his neck and looked around to see Shu Xingying, and there was no one else, so he walked out with confidence.

Seeing the emperor's Fu Duzhe, who was wearing women's clothes and long hair, walked out, Shu Xingying smiled more and more presumptuously.

Huangfu Duzhe immediately stuffed the apple that Shu Xingying had eaten and threw on the side of the bed into her mouth, and said angrily, "You shut up for me!"

Shu Xingying took out the apple in her mouth, looked at him who didn't know how to wear women's clothes, the clothes on his body were loose, and a small pink was exposed on his chest, and he gently pinched it with his hand, and teased: "It's just a little bit when you see it, there are no small balls, and there is a little bout." After saying that, he couldn't stop laughing.

Huangfu Duzhe immediately grabbed the loose clothes on his chest with one hand, and his ears were red, and he only felt that his face was hot for a while.

Looking at Huangfu Duzhe's every move, Shu Xingying rolled on the bed directly with a smile, and Huangfu Duzhe pressed on her angrily, "Shut up!" ”

"The little kid is so shy, hahaha, come and let my sister love you well." Shu Xingying looked at the emperor who was still holding on to the collar with one hand and teased.

Huangfu Duzhe warned sternly: "In the nonsense, I will let you know how powerful a man is. ”

Shu Xingying didn't take what he said seriously at all, and said provocatively: "Now you are a little kid who hasn't grown any hair, and you are still a man, ashamed." ”

Huangfu Duzhe suddenly put down the placket of his hand.